The sceens cut to what is displayed on the TV.

Australian announcer guy: "One day, in Teletubby Land...."

The familiar baby's head/Sun rises over a fake green field while some stupid little music starts to play.

The viewer of this dumb-ass, little show starts squealing in delight. (We don't know who it is) And then starts singing along with a pitch much higher than his vocal chords would normally allow.

The song ends and now we see the four freaky little imps appear.

1st Teletubby: *jumps out and says its name * "LALA!"

Viewer: *giggles insanely and mimics what the yellow-blob just said * "LAAALAAA!"

2nd Teletubby: *jumps out with stupid ball * "PO!"

Viewer: *giggles extensively and claps hands * "PO!!!....Me like Po!!"

Suddenly the hall-lights were flipped on.

Duo: "Wufei, is that you down there?"

Wufei: *coming out of his trance * "Huh?" His voice is still child-like but he quickly clears his throat and yells angrily: "What do you want, Maxwell?!"

Duo: "Thats what I was gonna ask you."

His voice was unusually clear, and Wufei realized the pilot was already down the stairs and entering the living room!

Wufei: "EEEP!!" *quickly changes channel to 'The Man Show' *

Duo: "Now what are you---ewo?"

He looks at the screen where two beer-bellied guys are pushing a midget with scuba gear into a beer tank, and then drinking some of the beer.

Duo: "EWW!! WUFEI what the hell are you watching?!"

Wufei: "INJUSTICE, MAXWELL!! I just changed the channel!!"

Duo: "Ok, then what were you watching before?"

Wufei: "......."

Duo: "Eww....I knew it! You're sick, Chang!"

Wufei: *wimpers at his injustice *

Heero: *from upstairs * "What's going on down there?"

Duo: "Wufei's been watching 'the Man Show'"

Quatre: *from out of nowhere * "the what?"

Trowa: *also coming down * "you guys are too loud! What's going on, anyway?"

Wufei: *groan *

By now, everyone was awake and coming down to discuss what was on the screen a few minutes ago.

Quatre: *confused * "but why would you want to watch that, Wufei?"

Wufei: "I DIDN'T!! Maxwell came just as I changed the channel!!" he pointed to Braid-boy who was now doing his own channel-surfing.

Quatre: *relieved * "Ohhh...so that's it! But then, what were you watching before?"

Wufei: "........"

Duo: *smirking * "He just won't confess."

Wufei: "Grrrrrrrrrrrrr... THAT'S IT!!" *storms off up to room *

Once there he starts crying into his pillow, and clutching a Po doll.

Trowa: "....we might have to take him in to see the therapist."

Heero: "or we could just kill him."

Trowa: "??!!!"

Quatre: *nodding in agreement * "Yeah, the money for rent's getting low, anyway."

Trowa: "?!?!?!?!?!!!!!!"

Duo: *whose face is 2 inches away from the TV * "Hey, look you guys! Teletubbies are on!"

Quatre: "Yay!"

Heero: "I'll get some popcorn."

Trowa: *sigh *

They all sit down and watch.

Teletubby: "Tubby-custerd!"

Heero: "Duo, move your head....I can't see Tinki-Winki."

~owari~

I know what you're thinking...."this story's pretty F$%^ed up right here!"
Don't get too comfortable......cause there's more where this came from!!!
Mwahahahahhaahahahahaha.....!!

*Bye the way,
if any of you are thinking this story has any gay innuendoes...
you're wrong!
The G-boys don't wanna watch "The Man Show" because its more gay than Teletubbies.
Trust me.
(the host sleeps with Ben Stein) eww...