"Good Cheese-its! He's sunburned!" Said a random audience member. The entire crowd of people ran out of the building faster than you could say "Mary Tyler Moore!"

"Oh silly me, I must have forgotten to put on Aqua fresh whitening… silly me!" Quatre said while collecting his purple clothing from Banana Republic.

"THAT'S TOOTHPASTE!" They screamed in unison. Quatre giggled up a storm.

"Why do we put up with this guy?" Duo exclaimed. The other pilots smacked their heads and covered their eyes as the sunburned and blushing Quatre was thrown off the stage… literally! (Odd isn't it?)

"Wufei, buddy it's your turn!" Duo announced. Wufei looked up like a constipated weasel-dog (yes we did say WEASEL-DOG!)

"INJUSTICE!" Wufei yelled at the top of his lungs. They all shook their heads. Wufei crossed his arms and refused to go up on stage.

"Oh well Wu-man… I guess you must really suck at singing!" Duo said in a very obvious manner. Wufei was totally oblivious to Duo's devious scheme. The other pilots could get it and Quatre was in the back round yelling "His name sounds like Who! Whoooo!"

Wufei walked up to the stage. Every body just knew he was thinking "INJUSTICE! INJUSTICE! INJUSTICE!" He was finally at the stage.
"Okay, what is the weird selection today?!" Wufei asked in embarrassment, but it sounded kind of mean!

"Sir, it's right at the TV on your left!" The weird lanky man that worked there. He looked a little awkward cause it looked like he was wearing a wig. Wufei glared at him.

"I think I'll pick TV favorites." The music started. It was some old western theme. "Why do we always have to fight for an answer? High! Why just not fight for me, or better yet TV? One for four, four for one and you get a ….."

A random person out of the crowd yelled out. "YOU SUCK!!!"
Wufei yelled out back. "No! You suck!!!!" And continued singing!

About 4 hours later, the group was completely drunk and wasted! Everybody in the whole bar was drunk and wasted! People at the stage were even starting to sing N*SYNC for goodness sake!!! (And that's scary!)

"So Woo-Man, what is you're life story??? HEHEHEHEHEHEHE-goose!" Duo said on his 15th drink of sake.

"Ya, what is, hiccup, your life, hiccup, story any, hiccup, way??" Heero said unexpectedly.

"Well, it all started in Las Vegas in a cheap hotel room when my mom and dad got a little…"

"Wait-a-minute… I don't think so Woo… please skip that year of your 'non existence'." Duo said interrupting the disturbing flashback.

Wufei just glared at the stricken Duo. "Well, my mom and dad went at a temple…."

"Maybe your should just skip to 5 years later!!! And stop saying 'well', " Heero yelled eagerly.

"Okay, well! I mean, okay! When I was five, my parents got divorced, and my mom moved to Poland, and my dad moved to Russia! My parents thought it was crazy for me to go to one place to another, so I moved in with my nanny, Penelope Chan…"

The confused Quatre interrupted Wufei. "But what was her last name???"

"Chan!"

"No, Chan is a way of endearment, but what is her last name???"

"CHAN! CHAN! CHAN!"

"Oh, I get it!!!" Quatre finally got it (took him a while didn't it.)

"Well back to what I was saying…" Wufei began. Heero glared, Wufei ignored.

~And so our story begins…

"Mom, where am I to go to now?" Wufei said while packing his things

"Child you shall move with Penelope in Canada! You will have more opportunities there then just with your father and I." Said Wufei's Mom with a very motherly voice.

"Why not with you in Poland, or Father in Russia?! It is not fair! Plus, Nanny has a hygiene problem!!!" The sad Wufei yelled.

"Wufei Miles Koharsskey (ko-hars-key) Chang!!! It would be far to confusing for you to stay from one place to another! You shall obey the decision we have made for you!!!" Wufei's mother yelled back.

"Yes…" Wufei replied.

About 5 months later everyone went his or her separate ways.

"Rise and shine!!! I made breakfast this great morning!!!!" Nanny said trying to wake Wufei up by pulling open the blinds.

"But mommy, I want to help you! I like peach cobbler!" Wufei yelled half awake half asleep.

"It's to early!" Wufei mumbled.

Nanny looked at the clock. "It is 11:59-----Now 12:00!!! So up and at'em buckers!"

Wufei got up, and put on his little Chinese suit, he wares every weekend.

Wufei walked down the stairs to the parlor.

"Wulfy, I have something to tell you." Nanny began. "Please sit down by me on the bench.

"Okay, just don't call me 'Wulfy'!" Wufei sat down. All Wufei's life Nanny had called Wufei 'Wulfy'.

"Wufei, I'm getting Married! To La Larnard LaVosiy!" Nanny said.

"The Milk man?!!!" Wufei yelled.

"Ummm. Yea…."

"When?"

"Next Week!"

"Okay?!"

Well, Penelope got married. And Wufei was lost. He didn't know were to go. He went everywhere though! Nuns school, under a teacher's desk in a school, a ranch, a cafeteria, everywhere but his parent's houses. So he knew what he had to do. Go to Tokyo, Japan!! He was about 12 at this time, but he had taken care of himself about his whole life. He would have to go back to school, because it was the law! So he did.


~Attention all 8th grade students!~ the intercom said. ~We will hold a school dance this Friday, since it will be the first, DON'T SCREW IT UP!!!!!~ The intercom shouted, and ended.

"Guess that means us!" Duo whispered to his buds Heero, and Trowa.

"Children, this is the dance comity, welcome!!! Who will like to do decorations?" The teacher said.

"I would!" Quatre raised his hand high. "I'll go for a Hawaiian look!"

"Good, Who would like to be…" So the teacher went on asking and demanding people to take parts in the dance. Heero and duo were the food management; Wufei and Trowa were the Dj.

"Lets listen to heavy metal, no, rock, no, pop, no, oh I don't know!!" A random person said. (The early Lady Une, the skitzzo.)

"NO POP!!! NO POP!!! AHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!" Heero yelled to the random person while holding his fake water gun. (He was too young to carry a real gun.)

"How about N*SYNC!!!" Quatre suggested.

Heero squirted Quatre with his water gun and Quatre fell down on the gym floor.

"Just go with techno Hawaiian music!" Duo said.

"OKAY!!!" The boys agreed.

They were at the dance on Friday night. Everything was going good. The food, punch and pizza, was okay, and the music was jamming. As Quatre would say.

" This party is a hit!" Quatre exclaimed.

"Yeah! It's so cool!" The random person said.

The Hawaiian music was so techno! It was like a Hawaiian dancer's New York! It was like near, near, near, near, bum, diddy, bum, bum, diddy, diddy, near!(the "near's" are the yucallylee, the "bum" is a loud drum, (hehe, that rhymes!) and the "diddy" is a rapper saying "diddy" really fast!)

Heero felt a light tap on his shoulder. He whipped around to see a beautiful girl with sea blue eyes and shoulder length honey blonde tresses. She wore a short magenta and jade green Hawaiian dress with a red hibiscus in her hair. She looked gorgeous in the light they were in.

"Hee-chan, will you save a dance for me?" She asked politely. Heero blushed scarlet red and his heart beat like the strobe light. (That's something you don't see everyday!)

"Of course… Michiko." He said in reply. Out of nowhere Quatre skipped across the room gave Heero a big hug.

"Oh I just wanted to thank you for the great eats we have!" Quatre giggled.

"Ahhh!" Heero screamed as he smacked Quatre several times in the head.

Then, it got really rappish and had a Hawaiian speaking rapper, singing a techno-ish version of "Only Time" By Enya. Wufei and The random person started bobbing their heads. And then another weird song came on.

"This……….It…Isn't even Hawaiian!"

"What?"

"AHHHHHHH" Heero screamed. Heero held his water gun near his chest.
It was "Santa Baby"! And it was the spring!!!!! Everybody looked at the current dj that picked this non-spring song. Why, it was the random person!!! (Lady Une)! Duo, Wufei, Trowa, and Heero walked up on the stage, where the music dj was. Quatre was still dancing until he realized that no music was playing.

" Well bow are heads, and slap me silly! What happened to the music?" Quatre said when people tapped him on the back.

"Lets see who you really are!!!!" Duo said to the fellow students and the random person. He pulled off the mask on her, or face, and it was………….. Old man Wethers!!! The man who owned the deed to a dancing beaver company.

"But what else, another mask…!" Wufei yelled. Why, It was Don King! They tried once again to remove a mask. But he didn't have another mask! He had a wig. No wonder his hair was always sticking up. ^^^^^ ßThat's the top of his head!!!

"Well, I'm glad that we all are weirder freaks!" Duo said looking at all of you viewers.

"It reminds me of jumping whales!" Wufei said with really big eyes.
"Hey, were is Heero?" Trowa said crossing his arms.

Then, the "Santa Baby" Music started to play. "Santa Baby!!! Come down the chimney tonight iiiigghhttt!!!!" Heero sang so cute, that all the 8th grade girls stood right by the stage. Heero winked at Michiko.

"I think we should go before this gets ugly and he starts singing "Gone" By N*SYNC !!" Duo said to the boys walking out the door.

"Gone! YOUR GONE!!!!!" Heero sang. Heero stopped for a moment.

"Wait a minute.. I hate N*SYNC!" Heero spat out. He threw the microphone on the stage and jumped by Michiko.

"Hey…" Heero began to stay till he was interrupted.

"C'mon Hee-man, we gotta go, umm… Quatre um… made a deal with Mr. Crabs… so…" Duo began to ramble.

"Alright lets book it! Awe leapin' lizards, we're miss the raffle drawing!" Quatre complained. They all looked at Quatre with a lazy eye.
"Lets go!!!!!

To be continued …



AUTHOR'S NOTE!!! HEY READERS! It's 12 pm in the morning! Did you like the story? If you did, good, if not, tough walnuts. I guess we shouldn't even ask! This fic wasn't even hard to write, like Shwartzenagger is hard to spell. Did you have a good day? We went to "kindergarden buddies" today and they were like "You're my new friend" though we are several grades above them. It was insane! Dude… Whoa!

TURRBUULANNCCEE! Oh… oh! Please email us! [email protected]! Ja' ne. ~M&F