"We wish you a merry Christmas and a happy new year!" Quatre sang, as he was getting ready for the Christmas party. Then Mereko and Mako walked in from ice-skating. "Quatre! We just moved to Germany, we got a new house, and you trash the place!!!" Mereko screamed. There were four Christmas trees in every room (but not in the main room) with all of the ornaments on them, Santa dolls everywhere, and again the walls were painted green and red and had really bad drawing on them.

"Uh, well it's, Uh, in the holiday spirit!" Quatre pointed out. "Hold on!" Mako said while getting orange paint out of nowhere. "That is so much better!" Mako drew cheese on the wall. "Okay!" Mereko drew a weasel on the wall. Just then, all the other pilots walked in the room after snow boarding and skiing. "It's not what it seems!" Mako and Mereko said at the same time. Trowa, Duo, Heero, Michiko, and Reia ran to the wall and drew too. "What should I draw?" Duo asked himself. "INJUSTICE!" Wufei screamed. "Oh!" Duo drew Wufei with a red face yelling injustice. "The truth can be hard!" Duo said to Wufei. Wufei ran in his room and came back with a green marker. "No it's like this." Wufei said with a funny smile. Wufei drew a red faced Duo saying something completely random, like, 'I am weird'. "RIGHT?" Duo exclaimed.

It was about 7:45 and everybody was sitting in a circle "Are we going to open presents, I like presents!" Said the hyper Reia. "No, that's not until 8:15, don't you see it on my chart?" Quatre explained as he held up a chart with times and stuff to do. "That's really scary!" Michiko announced. (What's to announce?) "It's feasting time!" Quatre told the pilots. "I already ate�" Heero started. "IT'S FEASTING TIME!!!!" Quatre looked at him with a mean eye, then smiled. ~Ding Dong~ "I'll get it!" Michiko yelled. "Ahhhhhhh!" Bambi, the furry friends, and the 7 dwarfs were singing 'Silent night' at the door. "I'll be back in a jiffy!" Quatre said. "But furry friends can't sing!" Mereko pointed out "They can now!" Trowa replied. "Who said anything about them being your friends?" Heero said as he tried to push the creatures out of their sight. "True, true." Duo said. Finally the door slammed and Quatre's 'friends' were gone. But then Quatre came in the room with eight trays on a rolling table. It had cheese, ham, eggs, bread, salad, eggnog, and duck. "We are eating a duck?" Reia asked in disgust. "Ah, the power of cheese!" Mako grabbed the cheese of the tray and started pigging out. "Like my shirt?" Quatre giggled as he showed the pilots his Bambi Christmas shirt. "Ahhhhhhhh!" They screamed.

"The trees are alive with the sound of music!" Wufei, Trowa, and Reia sang. "Okay?" Mereko and Michiko said in unison. "Shish boom bah!" Duo said. "I like chicken, I like liver, mow-mix, mow-mix please deliver!" Quatre said. "What up with all of them?" Mako yelled. " To much eggnog!" Heero said. "It happens!" Mereko added.

When the pilots weren't drunk any more, Michiko noticed that there was no tree in the main room! But then Quatre came in with the smallest tree with no leaves. "Making Christmas! Nah nah nah!!!!!" Quatre sang. As the minutes flew by, Quatre put the rest of the ornaments on the tree. And that was about 18. "Presents! I like presents!!!!" Duo yelled. "Okay, fine. We'll open the presents!" Trowa said. Just then, they hear the phone ringing.

~Bring bring!~ "Wufei can you get that?" Quatre asked with a huge, scary grin across his face. "INJUSTICE!" Wufei yelled as he picked up the phone. "Yeah, whadduya want?" Wufei asked angrily. "Is your tree running?" The voice on the other side of the void asked. Wufei turned around to see the tree going on a rampage and running out of the house. "Actually it is!" Wufei said while biting his nails. "Then we better go over and catch it!" They said as they hung up the phone. "Hay! Where's the tree?" Quatre said while pouting. Wufei looked over at Duo and pointed. "Duo did it!" As they pointed fingers at each other, random hobos were coming in and out of the house stealing their presents. "Where are the presents� Wufei did it!" Yelled Duo as he pointed his finger at Wufei. "I'm Buddist� Why would I want your stupid tree� it was Trowa!" Wufei yelled. "Hay wait guys I'm Jewish!" Trowa said while pointing to his Yamica. Mako then stole the hat and ran around the room. "She has issues!" Mereko explained.

"I personally think it was the furry things� I should have shot them when I had the chance!" Heero said while crossing his arms. "No no, it was Hyme!" Michiko explained. ~Ding, dong!~ The doorbell echoed. "Ill get it!" Quatre yelled in delight. "If it's the furry friends� you're gunna be eating them for breakfast." Heero said as he pulled out his gun. Quatre answered the door only to be run over by zillions of people in big Christmas tree costumes. "Hello how are you� we are the Tree Club!" They exclaimed. They pointed at Wufei. "This young man said you have a runaway tree!" Another said. All of a sudden, they ran all over the house looking and searching for the tree, while another asked the pilots questions. "Who saw the tree run?" The person asked. Everyone pointed at Wufei. "What was the tree's name?" "Bernie!" Quatre yelled. Everyone exchanged weird looks. "You named the tree?" Mereko asked in fright. "Why yes of course, he has a right to have a name." Quatre said with his eye crossed. "No wonder he ran away, his name was Bernie!" Duo said while cracking up on the floor. "That's my middle name." Said the weird tree person. Duo then stood up. "Not that Bernie is a bad name or anything� uh� yeah!" Duo said with a giant sweat drop. "I found it!!! Good, old, Waldo!" A Tree Club member yelled while pulling the tree out of the sink. "Waldo?" Mereko laughed with Duo. "That was my dad's name." The leader of them said. "Well we'll be off! Thank you for your time!" The Tree Club walked out of the house. "Anytime!- actually, not anytime! I hope I never see you again!!! GRR!" Heero yelled. " It's okay Heero!" Michiko said. "Wide open spaces! Meadows!" Michiko tried to calm Heero down.

"Presents! Presents! Presents!" Duo screamed while shaking Quatre. "Okay!" Quatre smiled. All the pilots opened their presents from Quatre. "I got�. A sweater?" Duo said. "Me too! And it looks like he made it out of his�" Mereko started. " Silk sheets!" All the pilots yelled. "Uh, let's open the others!" Quatre tried to change the subject. All the pilots then opened all their presents. "Oh great! I a blue Chinese suit! You never give up!" Said the disappointed Duo to Wufei. "Cheese!" Mako yelled to Mereko. "Wow! This is the most beautiful bracelet I've ever seen!" Michiko said to Heero. Sadly, there was only one present for Quatre from every one. "I'm so very happy!!!" Quatre's present was a 'tickle me Elmo doll'. "Uh, no problem. Actually, it was a problem, because when I went in there all the children were afraid of me, and ran away. But that day I only had pennies, so the cashier laughed their head off! Literally!" Heero complained.

"Well, I'm going to bed!" Michiko yawned. Heero tried to follow, until the door was slammed in his face. "Oww�" Heero said while rubbing his head where the door crashed into him. "Me too!" Trowa said. "Go to sleep fast or else Santa won't come!" Quatre said. "He knows when you're sleeping and he knows when you're awake!" Wufei tried to sing. All the pilots went to bed. ~Thump Thump~ Quatre jumped out of bed. "Santa!" He shouted in excitement. "Heero! Duo! Trowa! Wufei! It's Santa!" Quatre jumped on their beds. "Yeah! He comes in your house and gives you presents!" Heero yelled at Quatre trying to get him off his bed. "He knows when you are sleeping, he knows when you are awake!" Wufei tried to sing. "He know when you are bad or good, so-GO TO SLEEP!" Duo screamed. Then all the g-boys went to sleep. Then Duo saw reindeer out the window. "Santa!!!" Duo said with joy.

"Rise and shine!" Trowa, Quatre, and Duo said Heero. Then he pulled his gun out of his pillow. "Isn't that uncomfortable?" Trowa asked. "Okay, take it easy! Put the gun AWAY!!!" Duo said as he covered Quatre's eyes. "Hold on! It's Christmas!" Heero and the other boy went to the main room and looked for their presents Santa gave them. "Hay! Wait for us! Michiko! Mako!" Mereko yelled. "It's too early! Why anyone would wake up at this ungodly hour is beyond me!" Michiko replied. "It's Christmas!" Mako added. As quick as lightning, Michiko was in the main room with all the other pilots. "Okay let's open presents!" Duo said. "WAIT!!!! It's a Kodak moment!" Wufei got the camera with a scary grin on his face. "Cheese!" Wufei took the picture. "Where?" Mako asked. "I won't even tell you!" Mereko said. "Now we open presents!" Quatre said with joy. All the pilots opened their presents at the same time. "AHHH! Weasels!" Michiko screamed. "Me too!!! There-wait a second, QUATRE!!!" Duo and Heero said. "It's wasn't me! I gave you all sweat pants to go with you're stylish sweaters!" Quatre said. "The weasels are better then the sweaters!" Mereko whispered to Duo and Mako. "Well let's see- 1,2,3,4,5, - WHA??? There are���.18 weasels!!!!!" Trowa yelled. "Hehe- me too fuzzy!" Quatre laughed with one of the weasels. "Loser!" Wufei said. "What in the uncle-Sam-hill are we going to do with all these weasels?" Mako asked. "Sell them!" Trowa said in a serious voice. "No!" Quatre yelled. "Yes!!!" All the pilots said at the same time. "It's a gift from me to you!" Hyme said out of nowhere. "You again!" Heero yelled. "Yes me! No, I'm the invisible monkey�." Hyme started to say, but then Michiko threw all the weasels at the sky so they would land on Weasel Land. "There gone!" Quatre yelled. "Really!" Trowa replied. "Baseball! 8 years!" Michiko said. "Great! So my plan didn't work! I'll get you next time! heheheheheeheheheheheheheheehehHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHHAHAHAHA!!!!-Sorry, couldn't help my self!" Hyme said in embarrassment. "Right?" Mako said.

"Well hay, that wasn't that bad! I mean it could have been worse!" Michiko said to everyone. "How about we all go to the pool to cool off. Everyone agreed, got on their swimsuits, and went outside. "AHHHHH!!!!!" Everyone screamed except Quatre. "There are Weasels, furry friends, and Bambi in our backyard!!!" Heero said in shock.

"Now it's worse!" Michiko added.



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