"Weasel, is a very powerful word." Duo said in boredom. "What do you wanna do?" Heero asked. "I dunno! What do you wanna do?" Trowa said. "Let's go weasel hunting!" Wufei suggested. "No! Leave them alone, or else I'll bring in the dwarfs!" Quatre exclaimed. "No! Anything but them!" Duo screamed in horror.

~DING DONG!~ Rang the doorbell. "I'll get it!" Heero shouted as he made his way to the door. "Nihao (Hello in Chinese)!" Said Mereko, the youngest of the pilots, who had wavy aqua hair. She had transferred from China To the Japanese Gundam HQ last year. "Wait a minute� I didn't know you spoke Chinese!" Wufei said in surprise. Everyone just starred at Wufei for a moment. "Hay Mereko, Michiko, Reia and� who is that?" Duo asked while pointing to Mereko's companion, who was holding bags of luggage. "Oh yeah! This is my friend who is also from China! Her name is Mako Katsuno!"

Mereko and Mako talked to each other in Chinese for a while as the others just sat there in pure boredom. "What are they saying?" Heero asked Wufei. Wufei grumbled and then spoke. "They are talking about how 'hot' Duo is� do I have to translate?" Wufei asked in embarrassment. Duo blushed and then laughed. "Well, I guess I am hot aren't I?" Duo said while strutting his stuff. "Oh yeah! We're ready to go!" Reia said. "Go where?" Shouted Trowa, Quatre, Duo, and Wufei. "Oh, I forgot to tell you guys- all the pilots are going to transfer to Germany!" Heero explained. Then all 4 G-boys rushed to their rooms and stuffed all their clothes in a bag. "Ready!" They all said at the same time.

"Flight 196 is boarding, flight 196!" The lady from the front desk said in the microphone. "That's us!" Michiko said. "Ladies first!" Quatre said. "Thanks� I would like cheese with my juice!" Mako said with a smile, as everybody else had puzzled looks on her faces. "Oh, your welcome ever so much!" Quatre replied. "I hate Quatre ever so much!" Reia whispered to Michiko. "Welcome to what?" Michiko added. All the pilots got on plane 196.

"I hate flying!" Heero said as he sat next to Michiko. Mereko was sitting next to Mako (who went on and on about cheese), Trowa was by Duo, Reia was with some random fat guy with red hair, and that left Wufei with Quatre. "Oh I just love opera ever so much! It really enlightens my soul." Quatre said while clasping his hands together. Wufei sat there and tried his best to ignore Quatre. Wufei then put his headphones on Quatre's ears. "Listen to this you loser!" Wufei screamed as he blasted the heavy metal music that was so loud, you could see Quatre shaking from the vibrations. "Oww� that hurts my ears ever so much!" Quatre yelped. "Oh c'mon, it's not like I put off a bomb in your ears!" Wufei chuckled. As he said those words, a flight attendant was walking by. "Excuse me, you have to come with me." The woman said. "Don't touch me woman!" Wufei said as he swatted the woman's hands away from him. Mereko, who was sitting behind him, spoke up. "Uh ma'am, He doesn't speak good English! Bomb is Chinese for� food!" Mereko said, trying to cover it up. Mereko whispered something into Wufei's ear in Chinese. (If we spoke Chinese it would say "Don't EVER say that on an airplane!") The lady looked at them funny. "Actually, it means 'ever so much', but that's okay!" the woman said while smiling. Quatre had a huge grin on his face. "Injustice." Wufei muttered. "Bommmb!!!" Duo yelled at the top of his lungs. "Sir, we have to take these things seriously. "Then maybe I shall tell her about the midget I have in my back pack." Trowa said. "Or the dwarf I have in my�" Quatre started to say. "Let it go." Heero said, interrupting Quatre.

"Coke for us." Heero said to the flight attendant as she was serving them drinks after the 'bomb' issue occurred. "And Dr. Pepper for the rest of us!" Duo said for the other pilots. "I would prefer pink lemonade, I don't enjoy caffeine!" Quatre said. "And I want cheese please� haha, that rhymes!" Mako exclaimed. "She REALLY likes cheese!" Mereko said covering for her. Duo rolled his eyes and since he was in the seat right in back of Quatre, Duo answered for them. "They'll have a Pepsi!" Duo said. "Does it have caffeine?" Quatre asked Duo. "None what so ever!" Duo replied. Quatre took one long sip and then had a satisfied look on his face. "Yummmmmy-I hate it!" Quatre's look turned into a frown. "You're pathetic!" Duo said while covering his face with his hands. (Like if he were hiding himself!)

An hour passed and all the pilots we busy talking, listening to their headphones, or watching DVD's on a lap top computer. "Sorry for the delay! There is some minor turbulence in the air!" The captain of the plane said under a lot of pressure. *~Bump Bump~* the flight attendant was at the last person on the plane serving them a Sprite and then she fell down with all the shifts and tight bumps. All the pilots, except for Quatre, laughed hysterically as the other passengers just starred. "That wasn't very nice! Are you alright?" Quatre asked as he helped her up. "We are sorry, but due to thunderstorms throughout the region, there will be some turbulence. Thank you!" Said the pilot of the plane. "Oh no!" Yelped Quatre. All of a sudden, the lights went out. "Please remain calm everyone!" Shouted a random person. "Wide open space, wide open spaces!" Duo repeated to himself over and over. "He he! This is fun, but if I only had some cheese!" Yelled the ever so giddy Mako as she jumped up and down in her seat. "How can you say that?" Wufei asked while falling off of his chair. "She� uh, doesn't get out much." Mereko explained. The plane went up, and then it shot down and the plane crashed.

An hour later, the 9 of them woke up, and everyone else was gone, including the plane. "Where are we?" Michiko screamed as she woke up. Surrounding them were thousands of weasels starring at them. "Not again! Why now, why here- where are we!!!" Duo yelled. Then the weasels started to talk in unison. "We are the weasel weirdoes!" They said. (You know, weird-o,) "Quatre what are you doing?" Trowa yelled. Quatre was petting a weasel in the background. Wufei swat the weasel out of Quatre's hands. Then all the weasel's eyes turned red and they made a path. "I like cheese!" Mako said. Then a familiar voice spoke as a shadow came down the path. "Hellooo, so glad you could be here, be cause no one really likes me!" said the shadow, as she got closer. "I know that voice!" Heero yelled. "It's Dr. Itami!" Quatre said while jumping up and down. The shadow came into the light. "No you idiots! It is the great Hyme!" Hyme announced. "It's just so ugly!" Mereko yelled. Hyme had crossed eyes one second, and then they split the next. Hyme is one of those that you wouldn't call attractive. She had lime green hair, her eyebrows and eyelashes were pink, her eyes were orange, and her lips were bright purple. She was wearing a bright yellow tank top, and a red jumper. "Princess?" 'You shore don't look like a princess' Wufei teased. "No!!! H-Y-M-E! Hyme!" Hyme corrected. "What does it all mean?" Trowa screamed. "Hey You're My Everything." Michiko explained. All the weasels then ran off. "Wait! Where are you going my friends!" Quatre yelled. "Going to get cheese!" Mako said. Hyme looked at them both like they just eat dog food. "Actually they thought that is was time to eat." Hyme said. "But it's all ready 8:30." Michiko said as she looked at her watch. "So what. I never feed them anyway!" Hyme told them. "It's � so cruel�." Quatre said. "Uh, yeah! How do we get out of here?" Reia asked. "How to get out of Weasel Land! You think you can get out of here?" Hyme laughed. "Uh" All the pilots looked at each other. "Well, since there's no point of this fic I'll let you off easy." Hyme announced. "But first you must defeat� THE HAIRY WEASELS!" Hyme shouted. "What the?" Duo said. "Injustice, who could have weasels, that are hairy!" Wufei added. "I just can! Come out Emilio and Chip." Hyme mumbled. The weasels really weren't that hairy! They were normal. Just something about them made a person sick. "BLAH!" Quatre threw up, and then all the weasels ate the vomit, and ran off. "That is probably the sickest thing I've ever seen in my life." Duo said in pure shock. Then out of no where 'Bambi' appeared flying in the sky. "I like Swiss cheese!" Mako said. (Had a hard time guessing that!) "I knew you'd come!" Quatre said. "I could be in Germany right now!" Mereko and Michiko said. After that, Bambi picked up all the pilots one by one. Quatre, Trowa, Reia, Mereko, Mako, Wufei, Duo, and then he picked up Heero and Michiko at the same time. "Hey! You can't do this to me! I have no friends! Come back! Nooooo!" Hyme screamed as they flew away. "No wonder no one likes you!" Reia yelled at Hyme.

"Welcome to Germany. Now we will be coming to a complete stop. Please keep you seat belts on and we will be leaving the plan in just a couple of minutes." The flight captain said in the speaker. Duo woke up. "What? *~Sigh~* It was only a dream!" Duo whispered to himself. "That's us, c'mon!" Trowa said while getting off the airplane. Duo rushed and grabbed his bags and ran out the plane. "I just had the weirdest dream!" Duo said to the pilots as they all walked to the exit of the airport. "We were all in weasel land and the weasels were hairy, and, Hyme would kill us all, and it was so horrible!" Duo said while fake crying. Then, a big poster of Bambi was in front of the exit and Duo went on his hands and knees and started to bow to the poster. "We are not worthy, we are not worthy." Duo shouted. "I had the same dream!" Mereko, Mako, Reia, and Michiko yelled. "Me to!" All the other pilots added. "Maybe, it wasn't a dre.." Mereko started. "Could it be?" Trowa pointed out. "Nah!" The pilots replied. Just then, Quatre pulled a weasel out of his backpack. *Gasp!* ~The End!~

HOLD ON:
If you totally enjoyed the fic then you can e-mail me for suggestions, questions, comments, or you have nothing to do and you want me to make another fic at: [email protected] (don't ask) also you can read the 'Cruel Hearts' series by my sis, Michiko Tsukichi, and the 'GW: Gone Stupid' series by Michiko and me. Luv Ya! ~Melko~