"1,498 bottles of beer on the wall..." Duo sang as loudly as possible as the other 4 g-boys moaned in pain and covered their ears, while Heero is driving and is happily listening to music on his headphones, until Duo yanks them off of his head, and in return receives a hit on the head. "Duo, will you please stop that racket! For one, it hurts my eardrums, and for two, it's about an alcoholic beverage being passed around." Quatre said quite politely. All 4 other g-boys looked at him with a lazy-eye (including Heero, who must have some miraculous talent at driving) and then all of them began to sing the song.

"Reia, when is that new pilot gunna get here?" Screamed the girl with the blonde hair that barely passed her shoulders. Reia, the tall, dark haired one looked up from her magazine and rolled her eyes. "Patience is virtue Michiko, unless you abuse it." She said calmly. The two best friends looked at each other and then got back to their business. "Dinnnnggg Donnngggg!!!" They heard at the door. The two shot up and stumbled to the floor. Then Reia stood up and opened the door. The new pilot had long, wavy, aqua colored hair that went to her waist. She looked to be the age of 11 and the height of 4'9. "Hello, my name is Mereko Siri Takasaki." The girl said.

The g-boys sat there mirthfully listening to their headphones, while reading dirty magazines. (Not literally), Quatre on the other hand, was blasting the opera music and reading 'Pride and Prejudice', while screaming "No Mr. Darcy no!" Duo sat there in pure fright and if you looked close enough, there was a sweat drop on his forehead. "Anyone want drive through?" Duo asked. They other 4 g-boys shouted out their request. "Please don't fight, lets just calmly and rationally eat McDonalds." Quatre says in tears. "Drive through is for weaklings, lets get Chinese take out." Wufei said with his arms crossed. The others quickly agreed and picked out a Chinese restaurant.

Michiko, Reia and Mereko sat in the Chinese restaurant waiting for their waiter. Coincidently (dah, dah da!) The g-boys walked in! Heero ran in there and sat down, while the others apologized to the waiter. "He doesn't get out much." Duo said. Michiko glanced at Heero and then looked back at her friends, and then took a double take. "OMG! Heero is here!" Michiko screamed as she blushed. The g-boys saw the three and decided to sit down next to them. "Hello girls�." Quatre started to say but then duo quickly interrupted. "Sorry Quatre, but I'm not even gunna let cha start! Anyway, Hey Alex, chick I don't know! Oh hey Usako, Heero is very happy to see you!" He said as he nudged Heero. "I go as Michiko now, and Alex goes by Reia, and this 'chick' is Mereko, the new pilot!" Michiko said.

They all sat there and chatted. "So you're the new pilot huh?!" Trowa said. Wufei crossed his arms with disagreement. "Women becoming pilots�Injustice! This is an outrage in society�" He said. Wufei went on and on about 'injustice' while the others just sat there and ignored him. The waiter came and filled up Heero's glass. Heero took a sip and he filled it again, and again, until Heero finally had enough. "Hay what's the big idea here!" Heero shouted, creating earthquakes. "I think he's insulting our honor, he makes the Chinese look bad." The pilots started a riot until they were kicked out. "I didn't even get my ramen!" Mereko said in unison with Duo as they pouted.

Relena sat at the table and drank tea. She wondered when the g-boys, and the two g-girls would show up with the new pilot. There was a knock at the door and then, in came the pilots. "Hello Miss Relena�" Quatre started again, but of course Duo stopped him. "Wow! I thought she was gunna be some hazardous witch after what you told me." Mereko mumbled to Michiko and Heero. "No comment." They said in unison. "I'm so happy to meet you� What's your name again?" Relena said in embarrassment. "Mereko Siri Takasaki!" Mereko replied. Relena then looked at Michiko. "Oh you're here too, what name do you go by now?" Michiko shot an icy glare, and then began to speak. "It's Michiko, Michiko Rena Tsukichi." "Oh, and the last name was so fitting, too bad." Relena said in return, and gave her the same glare. "Uh� yeah, and I go as Reia Nesa Martin." Reia said. "Be glad I'm going back home for a month, so you wont have to see me! Let peace live on!" Relena yelled as she went out the back door. "Pacifists� such weaklings!" said Wufei. Mereko turned to Michiko. "You're right, she is a hazardous witch." She said.

As all the pilots drive along Quatre is crying. "Are you still reading that girly book?" Wufei said. The girl pilots glare at Wufei. "It isn't girly! It's an award winner! Maybe if you read it you'll see the true meaning of hope!" Quatre says while hugging the book. "Thanks for the speech, but I wouldn't lay a finger on that GIRLY book!" Duo said. "It is a very good book! The author put breath-taking words in it! It's one of my favorites!" Trowa announced proudly. "That was almost interesting!" Mereko said in fright. "That book sucked!" Michiko said. "You didn't even read it!" Reia said. "Because it sucked!" Michiko added. Quatre started to cry. "Why me? Why am I stuck with these idiots?" Heero asked to himself.

By the time it was 8:00 the pilots checked in to the 'Sleep Motel', with two rooms, G-boys and G-girls. The G-girls got three beds, Reia, Michiko, and Mereko. And the G-boys got four beds, Heero, Trowa, Duo, and Wufei. Of course, Quatre got the cot. Quatre got a little mad, and then left the room. "Where do you think Quatre is? It's 10:00! He's been gone 2 hours!" Trowa yelled. "Maybe he's at Banana Republic, looking for some new purple and rainbow colored shirts!" Duo suggested. Trowa frowned.

Just then Quatre open the door as fast as possible. " Surprise!" Quatre pops in with a bottle of fake beer and a Pokemon nightgown. "I won't even say it!" Duo said in shock. "Well I'm sorry, but I had to go get my new P.J.'s! You can't find these anywhere!" Quatre explained. "Oh�Well, that explains it!" Trowa said. "Injustice!" Wufei yelled randomly. All the boys look at Wufei in question. "Well I'm going to bed." Quatre mumbled. "Me too!" Duo said. Then all four boys were in bed. " I can never please them!" Wufei mumbled.

The next day every one was up by about 10:00, but Quatre was up by 7:00 and making pancakes, toast, and bacon. During those three hours, Quatre was waiting for the other pilots to get up. *Yawn* Mereko woke up at 9:30. The G-girls were still sleeping so she walked in the boy's room next door. All the boys were sleeping, but she didn't notice Quatre's bed being empty. Mereko looked at Duo sleeping and blushed. Quatre then jumped in out of no where and yelled while crossing his eyes, "Hello! How are you this wonderful morning?" "Ahh!!!!!" Mereko screamed. "NO! SPIDERS!! EVERYWHERE! SPIDERS!!!" Duo screamed in his sleep and all the boys woke up after hearing that. Then Duo fell on his head and woke up. Just then the G-girls walk in. "Duo! You woke us up!" Michiko groaned. " Hey�. Umm�. What's that smell? Panca�." Duo said trying to change the subject. "Duo, I thought you'd never ask! I've prepared a ten-person breakfast. It provides, eggs, ham, toast, pancakes, and bacon! Enjoy!" Quatre said smiling and hugging himself. "Okay� Psycho!" Reia said. "I'm not a breakfast person!" Heero and Michiko yelled in unison. They both stared at each other and blushed. The others sit themselves down and eat the yummy breakfast in front of them. Quatre smiles. "Isn't it just the greatest?" Quatre says in a squeaky voice while crossing his eyes. "What is up with your eyes?" Mereko and Duo say in unison. Reia looks at duo and blushes. "Hay Duo, would you like to have some of my bacon?" She asks. Mereko glares at her. "No he's having my bacon!" Mereko yells. The two glare at each other and try to shove their bacon into Duo's mouth. "Eat MY bacon!!!" The two say in unison. "I don'b eben live babon!" Duo said while trying to eat the mouthful of bacon. "Don't worry, there's enough for everyone!" Quatre says while lifting is right leg up, clasping his hands together and crossing his eyes. "Quatre, what is up with that girly robe?" Wufei screamed as he pointed at Quatre's Beauty and the Beast apron. Quatre began to cry, " I got it on a 50% off sale at the 'Disney Store'!" Quatre said while sobbing. "There's a 'Disney Store'?" Wufei questioned. "Oh, yes! It is very wonderful!" Quatre exclaimed. "Oh no! I don't have any more bacon!" Reia and Mereko said in unison. "Umm� Have my pancakes!" Mereko shouted. Before the two girls shoved pancake up his mouth duo covered his mouth. "Don't even think about it! Plus I'm full of bacon!" Duo said. "Well okay!" Mereko mumbled. "Did every one enjoy my glorious break fast?" Quatre said in delight as he crossed his eyes and skipped around the table. "Okay that's it! I'm going to take you to the doctor Quatre, to get your eyes fixed!" Heero yelled.

"Were back on the road again!" Duo and Mereko sang. "Oh please stop! It would mean ever so much to me!" Quatre exclaimed. "Injus�." Wufei started but was interupted by Mickiko and Heero. "No!" "I have to go to the bathroom!" Quatre yelled in embarrassment. "Not now you cross-eyed weasel!" Heero replied while driving. "NO! I have to go! Really bad!" Quatre said. "Well�. Were here, Dr. Itami."(Itami means pain in Japanese) Heero said fastly. All the pilots walk in the office. "Hi, Were here to get Quatre's eyes fixed!" Heero said to the lady at the counter. "Are you the EVA pilots that are here for the appointments?!" the lady said with an old, scratchy, voice. Well without Heero even listening to the old lady, he simply said yes. The lady looked at them funny. "Right this way please!" they walked down a long staircase to the basement. "Will you please put these on you? They are, Protection!" The lady chuckled. The pilots all put on white jackets, white pants and a shirt and followed the lady to a room that had to letters 'I.A.' printed on the door. "This doesn't seem right!" Reia said to herself. "Please come with me." The lady commanded. The pilots all walked in the white room that had padded walls. As soon as all the pilots were in and had there stray (white) jackets on, she quickly ran out of the room, shut the door, and locked it. As soon as that, Quatre started to jump on the padded walls. "I get it, I get it! 'I.A.', were in a �� Insane Asylum!!!" Michiko yelled. All of the pilots gasped. "NOO!" Trowa screamed. "Not again!" He added. All the pilots looked at Trowa. "Again?" They all said in unison. "Maybe we were mistaking for some psycho EVA pilots!" Mereko suggested. "EVA pilots aren't psycho Mereko, I used to be one!" Michiko announced while frowning. "Yeah, I think the old busu did mean EVA pilots." Heero exclaimed. After those words, the door opened. It was Dr. Itami. "Hello! How are you! Is there a Winner, Quatre in here?" The doctor said while crossing his eyes. "Ahhhhhh" All the pilots screamed. The doctor looked in the corner of the room, and there was Quatre, on the floor, hugging himself with his eyes split." Take him away! Take him away!" Duo yelled in fright while pointing at Quatre. The doctor took Quatre and they left the room.

An hour passed. "Quatre isn't a 'winner', he's a loser!" Wufei said in boredom. In the back of the room Heero was trying to get the jacket off him. "It's no use, there strapped on, tight." Duo exclaimed. *CLICK* Heero got the jacket off! "Come on! Get us out of these!" Trowa said. One by one he got all of the pilots out of the jackets. Of course, Heero did Michiko first. Then he got to every one. The last person was Wufei. "Injust�" Wufei started to yell. "NO!" All the pilots yelled. Now, they just had to get out of the room. "It's a good thing I keep a pen in my pocket!" Reia bragged. "That'll work!" Heero said. So they got the pen stuck it in the lock, like a key, and twisted. It worked. "WOW! That was really handy Reia!" Duo congratulated. "Grrr." Mereko whispered in jealousy. Then Mereko stomped on Reia's foot. "Are you coming?" Michiko asked. All of the pilots raced up the stairs. "We just have to find our original clothes and then we can get out of here!" Heero pointed out. "What about Quatre?" Trowa asked. "He's getting his eyes fixed and even if he doesn't get out, he's still a psycho!" Mereko said. As they got to the upper floor, it got darker and darker. "I brought a fire match just in case Quatre wouldn't shut up!" Duo explained. He lit the match. It didn't help much but they could still see. "There's our clothes!" Michiko yelled. They all ran so fast to their clothes, the match went out! "Oh crap!" Duo said. "That's okay! At least we found our clothes! My shirt is getting really weird." Mereko said. Finally, they put on there cloths in the darkness and ran out the back door to the light. "Mereko were are you? I can't see you under all those cloths---hey, wait a second! Those are Reia's cloths!" Michiko yelled. Mereko was wearing the over sized clothes of Reia's. Reia's clothes consisted of a black and red jersey-tee and long black pants. "Wait Michiko!!! That's my dress you're wearing!" Mereko said. Michiko had on Mereko's a purple dress with cap sleeves that went down to her knees; in this case, it was a very short skirt. Heero looked at Michiko in the dress and smiled. "He he, Nice dress Michiko." Heero said as he blushed. Michiko then looked at Reia. "Oh, Reia you have my cloths on!" Michiko complained. Reia was wearing Michiko's jade green tank top, a black mini skirt, knee high boots, and a three quarter length leather jacket. "Oh no! The boys got their clothes mixed up to! And Quatre, where'd you come from?" Reia sad. "I got up to you guys at the stair case. Do you really think I'm a psycho?" Quatre explained. "It's a hard truth�-eew" Mereko said. Quatre was wearing Heero's green tank and black spandex. "You look better in that Heero! But I don't know about the priest shirt." Michiko yelled. Heero was now wearing Duo's navy colored priest outfit. And Duo was wearing Trowa's outfit. "Hey, look at my snazzy turtle neck and white pants!" Duo said. And Trowa was wearing Wufei's Chinese white suit. And sadly, Wufei was wearing Quatre's pink ruffle shirt, baby blue vest and pants. "Don't say a word!" Wufei said in embarrassment.

The pilots made their way to the entrance. There they found the ugly old busu. "Oh, I'm terribly sorry, we seemed to have mistaken you for the EVA pilots, gomen!" There in the waiting room they saw Asuka Langley Soryu, Shinji Ikari, Comander Ikari, Misato Katsuragi, Ritsuko Akagi, Rei Ayanami and some other guys. "Yes, we had to treat the commander for his child neglect, Misato's drunk habits, Ritsuko created a device to destroy the world, and Rei's eyes, they always blink and there must be something wrong cause they are red!" The busu explained. "What about Asuka and Shinji?" Michiko asked. "They were the escorts." The busu said. "Asuka you're my idol, can I have your autograph?" Michiko asked holding out her copy of an EVA manga. The pilots then focused their attention to the Tenchi Muyo clan. "What are they in here for?" Mereko asked. The Busu turned and took a deep breath. "Watch the show, that's all I have to say." She said. "Letting women run his house, INJUSTICE!" Wufei yelled. "I won't even stop you this time." Duo exclaimed covering his ears. They looked around the lobby to see other familiar anime characters such as the people from Ranma �, Sailormoon, Ronin Warriors, Cardcaptors. "It's my idol� Sakura Kinomoto!" Quatre yelled as he hugged Sakura. "Get him off of me!" She screamed. "I sence a clow card!" Kero-chan yelled. "Seal him now baka!" Li commanded. The gundam pilots grabbed Quatre and ran. "No, I wanted her to sign my forehead!" Quatre cried.

Yet again, the pilots were on the road. They had dressed back into their normal clothes and settled in the car. All of a sudden they ran over something. "Stop the car Heero!" Quatre yelled. He ran out of the car and stood there on the side of the road and started to cry. "Poor furry little fella!" He cried as he picked up the road kill. "Squeakety squeak!" the squirrel chocked out. "OMG! SQUEAAAAKYYY!!!!" Quatre yelled in pain. Then all the pilots began to cry, even Wufei. "NOOOO!!! Why him?" Then they put the squirrel in the car. "Okay Quatre, we have a dead squirrel in the car, this has gone way to far." Duo said. "He's right Quatre, let it go." Trowa said. The over sensitive boy put the squirrel in the middle of the road. (That was smart thinking huh!) "Bubye Squeaky." Quatre whispered. Then as they drove off, Quatre looked back at his furry little friend to see it be hit by another car. "NO!" He screamed as he cried.

As they continued their journey, they decided to look back and reflect on their adventure. "Everybody tell us what you've learned from this experience." A voice from out of nowhere exclaimed. "I learned that not only do psychos have crossed eyes, but split eyes too." Said Mereko. "I learned that 'Pride and Prejudice' is a really good book, and it helps me everyday!" said Trowa. "I learned that even men can be injustice, people like Quatre have just crossed the line." Said Wufei. "I learned that I don't have to use a gun to solve my problems, but it works a whole lot better." Said Heero. "I learned that not everybody likes bacon!" Reia said. "I learned that it's good to have an idol like Tenchi, cause you get all the women you want!" said Duo, while putting an arm around both Reia and Mereko. "I learned that I attract more men by wearing tighter clothes!" said Michiko. "I learned something about ostriches! That they can't fly!" Quatre said while flapping his arms. "Oh yes, and when you close your eyes, it's dark, and when you fall it hurts� and if you�" said Quatre, who was immediately interrupted by the others. "Don't even start Quatre!"

The End!

AUTOR'S NOTE!!! I hope you liked GUNDAM WING: GONE STUPID! I gotta tell you when this story takes place. This all happens right after Michiko's second story, "Cruel Hearts 2: Drawn back to you". If you haven't read that story, you must! Any way� About our copyrights! Michiko Rena Tsukichi (CH1: Usako Rena Takeuchi); Reia Nesa Martin (CH1: Alex Nesa Martin); and Mereko Siri Takasaki, were created by us in our image! Reia was created by Elise originally though! I'm sorry if your fave characters are Quatre or Relena! Relena is cool, but we have some issues about Quatre! Again, we're sorry, the weirdness of Quatre, and evilness of Relena made our story better. If you like our story, we are making a sequel! GUNDAM WING: LOVE GONE STUPID! Love, Peace, and Chicken Grease!!!
~Michiko and Melko~
PS: Write all questions, comments and concerns to Michiko & Melko�[email protected]! Arigato!