| IVAN SAD??? OR IS IT IVANS AD??? |
| Poor old Ivan, The guys in a lot of trouble. There's been all kinds of trouble he's been it: WW1 - he wasn't around (SLEEPING) WW2 - BEAT Hitler single handed GULF WAR - beat them (AND GOT A TAN!) GUNCRIME - started it for a school project NUCLEAR WARFARE - the radioactive material made him sleepy! - but that was all. But this is the worst - A GIRL HAS REJECTED HIM!!! |
| Poor guy, just look at him - so helpless..... its too sad to watch! |
| It all started on Me, him, "T-Boy" Sleight and Duncan. We were on the train and he SAW her, the goddess in paint (As quoted by Ivan himself). Ivan was too shy to speak to her, so Luke did - But he failed, so it was up to me to help him off. So I used all my courage and........ Asked Anita (Ivans ex) to chat to her, so as she was talking, I snapped a picture of her. 3 of them, with these pics, I promised to find out who she was. And wether she would consider going out with Ivan. - Afterall, he didn't even know her name!!! So if you know ANY of the girls on the pics, please e-mail me, because if you don't, poor old Ivan will never grow up and become a man! |
| IVAN - WATCH: IF YOU HAVE SEEN THIS LADY, E-MAIL ME A.S.A.P!!! |
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| HERE SHE IS - HIDING HER TRUE IDENTITY! |
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| Ivans Ex, and now we know why!!! |
| The mysterious one who broke Ivans heart! |
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| REMEMBER - IF UR NOT GONNA DO IT FOR ME, THEN DO IT FOR IVAN - HE'S THE POOR GUY WHO IS MISSING OUT!!! |
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| Afterall, he is the owner of the famed "Ivan" seafood resturants in America* |
| *I cannot confirm this - This MAY BE A HOAX |
| CLICK HERE for an idea for a page about Ivan from Paresh Patel |
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| This long-eared animal has thing in common with Ivan, just watch this and you'll feel sorry for him. |