| MANCHESTER UNITED |
| Boy I really hate this team - check these problems out: |
| *Beckham: I think that generally he's ok, however I think he's quite over-rated. I mean with the amount of attacking free kicks they have, he should be scoring alot more than he already does. Especially if the world is calling him the best. |
| Van Nisteroy: A decent striker. Good potential but to be blunt - he's a diver. |
| Keane: Where do I start? - Basically he's a dirty thug. He'll kill anyone in his path and has no remorse for them either. How many red cards has he got? - Throw him in jail. |
| Solskeiar: He just seems to score, how do you stop him? It just pisses me off. |
| NOTE - Excuse my spelling - I ain't a Man U supporter so I don't have thier names memorised |
| Forlan: He is CRAP! How does he score? One of lifes great mysteries |
| The Nevile Brothers: Who in the blue hell are these guys? They're crap, 2D TV think they're crap, so they are crap. |
| * - Yes I know he doesn't actually play for them but he still sucks!!! |