E.A. Yujo
To describe the host of this site, she's crazy. This is some of the conversations her split personality has had with itself.

E is the cheerful, nice one. She will speak in
blue. When ever you see 'published by E Yujo', that means that everyone in the story, almost, survives and the end is probably happy.

A is the morbid individual who likes squeezy cheese. Don't ask. She will speak in
red. When ever you see 'published by A Yujo', it will be sad and you will be depressed after reading, or grossed out. Yep, that happens too.
When they agree on something, or speak in unison, it will be
green.
Back to home
Doncha just love the odd color scheme? It's so...um...hmm...
Wierd?
That's not what I was looking for...
Halfway patriotic?
Um...No.
The colors you leave a guy after he asks you on a date?!
No...That would just be you. Anyway. What do you think of the new website, mastered by us!
Needs work and more Trowa...mmm, squeezy cheese...
Get your mind out of the gutter! I did not ask your honest opinion for you to zone out on me while you daydream about him!!!!
...Were you talking?
*Sigh* Yes, I was. Nevermind...
Oh right! The site...It's not depressing enough.
Depression? In a website? Oh yeah, that'll attract people real quick. Note sarcasim.
Grrr...
Ow! No biting! How many times do I have to tell you!!!
This was a random topic brought up in a car while getting gas. The random bit of yellow was their brother.
Whoa! Look at that truck!
There's nothing to it! It's dead, but still going!
It's a zombie truck!!!!
Zombie truck?
Dismembered, yet still moving!
Wow, in unison and everything, you're wierd.
By the way, for your morbid entertainment, click here for some of A's poetry.
You know, it really irks me when people use my name in the context of, 'It is your...'
NO! You can't say your name on a website!
Well tecnically it's not my name, it's spelled differently.
...That's beside the point...
I mean, you never hear people say your name like, 'It's your...'
No no! Don't say my name either!!!!
Grr...
If you don't remove your teeth from my flesh this instint...
ule wat? *muffled*
I'll...I'll...I'll start singing the Three M's song!
NO! Anything but The Magical Mister Mistofolies!...*shudder*
You know, you're the one who said it.
No! It's already seeping into my brain!!! It'll be stuck!!!!!!!!!!! NO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Oops...oh well, as long as YOU don't sing it.
'And they all say...'
Don't do it! Doom!
What are you doing with that tick tack box?
*Wicked grin*
What are you doing?!
Bad JooJoo *rattles tick tack box at E. Yujo*
You know I hate that! You're acting imature!
Well I can't be dark and sinister ALL the time!
But why show this wish to be silly with bad joojoo? Why must you torment me so?
Bad JooJoo on you! *rattle rattle*
Do you really think that that'll give me bad luck? *turns to walk away and stubs toe* D@^^% it! That hurt!
*grins wickedly* Feel the wrath of Bad JooJoo! Bad JooJoo to Boneless!! *rattle rattle*
You bad joojoo'd my stuffed toy! My companion since childhood!!! You must die!!!!!!!!!!!!! *Throttles A.Yujo*
Ack!
He's cute...
You're looking at some one...my brian is overloading from comprehending that.
The cuteness is mearly a defense mechanisim, just like a puppy. You let him in thinking that he won't do any harm, and then he eats your couch!!!
Your boyfriend eats your couch? What kind of men do you hang out with...that was a stupid question...
Four-legged, neutered males...preferably ones with fur.
Your dog is not a boyfriend...
You're right, he's a Shem.
She male? Oh...lack of *clears throat* bits and peices...so about the whole eating of the couch thing...does Trowa eat your couch?
Only on Tuesdays.
I don't want to know, right?
Right.
The color pink is Bob.
Bob, oh yes, I remember what you said about Bob.
Yes, yes, Bob is the devil, and the name of two of my uncles.
Does that make your uncles evil?
I knew there was something funny about uncle Bob...
Hmm...they're putting in a new shop, wonder what it is.
It's the Mafia!
*Slaps forehead*
So, people are asking about squeezy cheese, perhaps you can enlighten them.
Well...what's to say...it's my personal life, not theirs.
That doesn't describe much.
*Blush* It's a great topping for human flesh, there I've explained myself.
*Sweatdrop* That's giong to disturb many of our viewers...
Hmmm....Trowa....
Nevermind, I've lost you...
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