| 101 Ways to Kill Relena |
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| This is for all of you who hate Relena, don't we wish we could use even one of them? |
| 1. suffocation 2. stabbing 3. poisoning 4. arsenic 5. shooting 6. �accident� 7. staking 8. decapitation 9. slowly 10. slit throat 11. slit wrists 12. trauma to head with blunt instrument 13. step on with Deathscythe Hell 14. slice open with machete 15. step on with Heavy Arms 16. lock in mobile suit and self detonate 17. feed to Trowa�s lions 18. push in front of a moving vehicle 19. step on with ZERO 20. drown 21. step on with Nataku 22. step on with Sandrock 23. pour gasoline on and hand lit match 24. tell Quatre she killed his father 25. attack with scissors 26. gouge eyes out with spork 27. strangle 28. cut brake cables of the Barbie limousine 29. put anyone in Zero and tell them of their enemy 30. push off of high place 31. lock in airtight chamber and suck out oxygen 32. chop in half with scythe 33. chop in half with sword 34. strand in middle of Sahara, without Quatre 35. push into pool of razor blades 36. drop boulder on 37. put in an A.C.M.E. cartoon 38. inform Wufei she thinks he is unjust 39. send into king Tut�s tomb 40. inject with liquid plumber (haven�t you seen T2?) 41. put in horror film 42. douse in sugary liquid and throw in large fire ant bed 43. send to Oz base before appearance of Gundam pilots 44. over dose on any drug 45. miniaturize and squish with shoe 46. put in any other violent anime 47. put in giant kiln and turn on 48. push onto overly large spike 49. tie to railroad tracks (I love westerns!) 50. hire assassin 51. curse with voodoo magic 52. place in Dragon Ball Z 53. give cursed lamp 54. lock in space ship destined for the sun 55. push into dead space 56. put in yellow uniform as extra on Star Trek 57. let preach peace in Afghanistan 58. drop hairdryer into bathtub while on 59. never allowed to leave conference with father 60. pep talk Heero with his decision to kill 61. push into active volcano 62. feed to dragon (we know she�s a maiden after all) 63. leave in arctic without parka 64. let be target on Catherine�s bad days 65. tell Sailor Scouts she�s from negiverse 66. pit against orc or Oruk-Hai of Lord of the Rings 67. hit repeatedly with baseball bat 68. cover in honey and feed to grizzly bear 69. tie head in grocery bag (but keep them away from children) 70. cut open and shove in Amazon river 71. douse in battery acid 72. cover in leeches 73. cut of head, place in gift wrapped box and leave on Heero�s bed(refer Wings o Blood) 74. rip off arm and beat with 75. place in Resident Evil game 76. cause Trowa to become drunk and angry with 77. hang 78. bury alive 79. introduce to Hannibal the Cannibal (hello Clariece) 80. send to Jurassic Park 81. send to head hunter�s island 82. sell soul to Tres (refer to Wings of Blood) 83. rip heart out 84. spill guts with sharp implement 85. infect with Ebola virus 86. scalp with ax 87. push into razor wire 88. strangle with piano wire 89. tell that Heero�s dead and watch commit suicide 90. replace Advil with cyanide 91. place antifreeze in tea 92. smother with pillow 93. introduce to blood thirsty vampire 94. leave in werewolf territory on full moon 95. place on a country hick�s property 96. push off cliff with lighted rag of petroleum 97. place in mosh-pit of Ozzy fans 98. fire bodyguards and let whomever wishes at her 99. send to scheduled mass shooting 100. give dirty cloths bag instead of parachute when skydiving 101. If you can�t find an appropriate death to use here, think of something, I�m sure you�re creative |