| Whatever Happened to the Gum Jar? So the past couple of days I�ve been certain to be sure To keep myself quiet And remain obscure As I sit in my crappy chair 2nd period in band I�d stare at the file cabinet And think, �Now isn�t this grand?� At 8:30 in the morning It�s just great to see Nothing too disgusting It�s all from Plan D I just cherish the date The 17th of May Where we banished that jar And now I can play Everyone�s curious of the Gum Jar�s location You�ll find out what happened Please my children be patient What was the purpose of this �Gum Jar�? The definition is what I lack People r lost as of what to do They want their gum jar back What will I do if I am caught? I will know what to say I did it to save my country! Katie D. Has Saved the Day! It was a communist objective This Unsanitary creation A start to totalitarianism The Gum Jar will not rule this Nation!!! Which leads us to the leader The brains of this here notion The band teacher herself TRYING TO TAKE OVER GOSHEN!!! SO the gum jar is gone But one thing yet there is Ms. Fedor The communist leader Trying to collate KIDS We can take her over Tomorrow morning while in band We should�ve known this all along COME ON LETS TAKE A STAND!! |