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| My Slow Descent Into Loserhood - My Atari Games | |||||||||||||||||||
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| Rating: 2.0 High Score (So Far): When I was 8 I thought that the arcade version of Rampage was the greatest thing since Tubble Gum (the gum that came in a toothpaste tube). That may have been so. My next experience with Rampage was on the NES. It was a little less satisfying. |
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| One night me and my brother played Rampage for 4 straight hours just to see if we could beat it. To be honest I don't remember what happened after the third hour. All I remember was thinking that I should re-evaluate how I was living my life. And the sad part was that I was 19. And so that ended chapter 2 of the Rampage Saga. |
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| Then I got my hands on this cart. When I think of this game I am embarrassed on behalf of humanity. What if an alien came down and saw that this "Rampage" game was an "ARCADE SMASH!!!!!"? All right, all right, I know that humanity has done a lot worse things than create "Rampage". There was Hitler, and.... uh... well... next comes "Rampage" I guess. | |||||||||||||||||||
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| This game was never created for anything but the arcade. You put in a quarter, smash a few buildings, and forget that your girlfriend cheated on you with a busboy in the mens room of a bar while you were parking the car. Sure it still hurts, but it's better than being arrested for beating the busboy unconscious with a phone book. |
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