My Slow Descent Into Loserhood -- Porky's Atari 2600

My Slow Descent Into Loserhood - My Atari Games

PORKY'S (20th C. Fox)

Rating: 2.0
High Score (so far): are you kidding?

Porky's. Never saw it. I never saw E.T. either, and I never will. But ironically I saw Revenge of The Nerds 55 times. Oh, that Booger!!

This terrible game begins by crossing a road, Quite a challenge here, as you will always get hit. Nice work Fox.

*sigh* then you fall down and some things happen and there may or may not be a SEXY lady in a shower. Oooh la la!! I can see your pixels!!!

But enough about the game.

The 80's sucked and here's why:
1)the music
2)the terrible terrible fashions.

3)no one, not even the coolest guy on earth Bob Dylan, left the 80's without looking like a complete fool. Example.
4)the music. It is sad when the best song I can think of from the 80s is Come On Eileen.
5)etcetera
6)80's movies warped me and made me think that there was no more to life than "partying", wearing fluorescent colours and saying "whoa" when you saw a girls' jugs. What a cruel trick.

I blame 80's movies for the sorry state of my life today. That, along with the fact that this game is NOT fun, it genuinely sucks ass, and that fact that it will be in your Atari console no longer than 3 minutes makes this game a true 2.0.

Buy it for the memories. Hate it cuz it sux!!

Party on dudes!!

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