My Slow Descent Into Loserhood - My Atari Games
LOST LUGGAGE
Rating: 5.0
High Score (So Far):


Some say this game sucks.  They say it's just a bad Kabom clone.  I say: "Huh?  Why would anyone clone Kaboom?  That game was only half-decent to begin with".  And then I'd laugh and put my hands in my pockets.  And then I'd walk out of the room whisting "Mmmbop" just to piss you off. That's right, I'm a bastard.
That's right, I said it.  I don't care for Kaboom either.  I mean what's the point?  Seeing how fast you can yank the joystick/paddle back and forth?  Pointless.

It reminds me of the arcade game we used to play in junior high at the local burger joint.  It was called "Track and Field".  All the events consisted of proving how fast you could press the only button.
Wow.  What skill and finesse that took.  What a day for intelligence and cunning.  What a sense of accomplishment you would feel when you finally presssed the button faster than you ever had before

In this game it's quite similar.  You play a duo, like Chuck Sheen and Emelio Estevez in that terrible movie where they are garbage men.  God I hate movies.
As far as I can see, this game is easily Kaboom's equal.  Kaboom has bombs and a dude in a burglar mask.  This game has gotchies and a couple of high school dropouts shaking off their hangovers and chasing suitcases.  For those of us who can only aspire to being a baggage handler, this is the greatest fantasy money can buy.

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