Rating: 2.5
High Score (So far): n/a
It all starts inncocently enough. 50 grand. One minute. Some sort of obscence looking animation. Then you hear the song. An Atari-ized version of "Don't stop Believing".
Those bulbous things in the corner are supposed to be groupies. You have to avoid them. Hey, Journey didn't get into this business for the women--they got into it to make a difference, man!
Kool Aid man (left) is as yet unexplained.
How ironic is it that your score is calculated in dollars (which decrease if you are hit)? Why wouldn't chatting with a promoter get you some more cash?
Oh yes and there are also aliens.
Don't stop believing that this game sucks. Embrace the feeling with open arms. Any way you want it, that's the way you'll hate it.
2.0 pts for attempting to translate "Don't Stop Believing" into Atari music. That took guts and should be awarded.
0.25 pts for an appearance by the Kool-Aid man
0.25 pts for just throwing in aliens for no reason. What the hell, eh? Kids these days love them aliens and what not.
Damn you Journey. Damn you to hell.