1.  It melts in your mouth, not in your hand 
2.  You can have chocolate all weekend long and still walk straight on Monday 
3.  Chocolate satisfies even when it has gone soft 
4.  You can safely have chocolate while you are driving 
5.  You can make chocolate last as long as you want it to 
6.  You can have chocolate even in front of your mother 
7.  With chocolate there's no need for a wrapper 
8.  Chocolate doesn't complain if you don't eat it right 
9.  The word "commitment" doesn't scare off chocolate 
10. You can have chocolate on your desk without upsetting your co-workers 
11. You can ask a stranger for chocolate without getting your face slapped 
12. With chocolate there's no need to fake it 
13. Chocolate doesn't make you pregnant 
14. You can have chocolate at any time of the month 
15. Good chocolate is easy to find 
16. You can have as many kinds of chocolate as you can handle 
17. You are never too young or too old for chocolate 
18. When you have chocolate it does not keep your neighbors awake 
19. With chocolate size doesn't matter; it's always good 
20. Having chocolate in public won't get you arrested on morals charges   
21. You don't have to tell chocolate how good it was afterwards 

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