REALLY Shady stuff
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> Subject: Catchy Jokes>
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> Do you know
why girls don't keep thier mobiles in shirt pocket?
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> B'coz can't get
signals near hills & mountains
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> Do you know why boys keep thier mobiles in pant pockets?
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> B'coz signals are
high near the tower....
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> Chemistry ke
teacher ne Ek ladki ko
poocha...
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> Teacher:: What are
nitrates?
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> Ladki:: Ladki ne
Sharmate hue jawab diya "2500/- plus hotel room
bill"...
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> Q:: What is
the difference between pulling a curtain and pan ty??
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> A:: When you pull a
curtain, "It means that the show is over".
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> But, pulling down a pan ty
means "It's show time".
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> A 5 year old
boy asked a Pregnant lady: What is that?
> The lady told, "This is my baby and I
love him very much".
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> Boy: Then why did you eat him??
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> Lady asked the time to a Sardar.
He replied "bra panties"
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> She slapped him and said, "I asked you
the time". Sardar said wahi
tho "BARAH
PAINTEES" <
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> Traveller to
co-passenger on seeing her zip open:
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> "Madam, your lips are laughing".
She replied "yeah, it wants a
cigarette".
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> A girl and boy sitting alone. The boy
started touching the girl.
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> GIRL: Don't touch me, all this only after
marriage...
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> BOY: OK, call me when you are married.
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> Sardar was driving
with girlfriend to
her lap. She smiles
and says, "You can go further dear".
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> So, Sardar drives
to SHIMLA.
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> A boy from
third class asked his teacher, can a girl of my age have
babies?
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> She said, "What? NEVER"
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> Boy told the girl sitting next, "See, I
told you not to worry"
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