>• Santa dials a number. A girl receives
the call.
>Santa: Who r u? Girl: Seeta here.
>Santa:
>
>• Banta asked Santa: Why Manmohan Singh goes for a walk in
>evening?
>Santa: Very simple, because he is PM not AM
>
>• An Englishman and Santa inside the toilet.
>Englishman: Good evening, how do u do?
>Santa: Gud evening, we open the zip and do.
>
>• Banta ped pe chada to upar baithey Bandar ne poocha: Upar
>kyon aaya?
>Banta: Apple khane.
>Bandar: Yeh to aam ka ped hai.
>Banta: Pata hai, Apple saath laya hoon.
>
>• Pappu, while filling up a form: Dad, what should I write
>against mother tongue.?
>Santa: Very long!
>
>• Santa falls in luv with a nurse... After much thinking, he
>finally writes a love letter to her: "I luv u sister."
>
>• Jeeto: If I die what'll you do?
>Santa: I may also die.
>Jeeto: Why?
>Santa: Some time too much of happiness can also kill a man.
>
>• Santa went out to buy an Indian flag. The shop owner gave
>him the flag. Guess what did he ask next...
>Ismein aur colour dikhayiye.
>
>• Santa went to battery shop n asked to change battery.
>The shopkeeper asked: Exide laga du?
>Santa: Dusri side tera baap lagayega kya?
>
>• Banta: Marte waqt aadmi ko kya dena chahiye?
>Santa: Birla cement.
>Banta: Kyun?
>Santa: Kyunki is Cement mein jaan hai.
>
>• Dress code 4 a party - BLACK TIES ONLY.
>Banta goes for the party & is surprised to see that the other guests
>are wearing SUITS also!
>
>• Santa was caught for speeding and went before the judge.
>The judge: What'll you take 30 days or Rs 3000.
>Santa: I think I'll take the money.
>
>• Santa: I kiss my wife everyday before leaving for office,
>what about u?
>Banta: Me too, after u leave.
>
>• Q: How do you recognize Santa's son, Pappu, in School?
>A: He is the one who erases the books when the teacher erases the
>board.
>
>• Santa standing on platform suddenly jumps on the railway
>track.
>Banta: Santa u'll die.
>Santa: U'll die bcoz haven't u heard train is coming on
>platform?
>
>• Santa & Banta got tired of mobile & decide 2 use pigeons.
>1day a pigeon reaches Banta without message. Angry Banta calls
>Santa!
>Santa: Oye, this was a missed call.
>
>• Banta: Name the 3 fastest means of communication.
>Santa: Telephone, Television, Tell-a-woman
>
>
>• Santa: I'm a proud father. My son is in medical
>college.
>Banta: What's he studying?"
>Santa: He's not studying, they are studying him!
>
>• At a football match ground. Santa: Ye log ball nu foot kyun
>maar rahe ne?
>Boy: Goal karan lai.
>Santa: Paar ball tan pehlan hi gol hai hor kinni gol karangey.
>
>• Q: A Man asked Santa, "Akal badhi ya bhains?
"
>A: Santa bola, "Pehle date of birth to batao."
>
>• Q: Why was Santa writing the exam near the door?
>A: Because it was an entrance exam.
>
>• Santa: My mother-in-law was bitten by a mad dog!
>Banta: Oh! That's terrible.
>Santa: Yes, it was sad to watch the dog die in convulsions."
>
>• Jeeto: U tell a man something, it goes in one ear & comes
>out of the other.
>Santa: U tell a woman something, it goes in both ears & comes out of
>the mouth.
>
>• Santa and Jeeto were on an African Safari when a lion sprang
>out of nowhere & draged Jeeto with his jaws.
>Jeeto: Shoot him, Shoot him!
>Santa: I can't. I ran out of film