>A FOOLish man tells a woman to STOP talking, but a WISE man tells her that
>she looks extremely BEAUTIFUL when her LIPS are CLOSED.
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>1.      One GOOD way to REDUCE Alcohol consumption :
>Before Marriage - Drink whenever you are SAD
>After Marriage - Drink whenever you are HAPPY
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>2.      Three FASTEST means of Communication :
>Tele-Phone
>Tele-Vision
>Tell to Woman
>Need still FASTER - Tell her NOT to tell ANY ONE.
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>3.      Love your friends not their sisters. Love your sisters not their
>friends.
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>4.      A man got 2 wishes from GOD. He asked for the Best wine and Best
>Woman.
>Next moment, he had the Best Wine and Mother Teresa next to him.
>Moral : BE SPECIFIC
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>5.      What is a BEST and WORST news you can hear at the SAME time ?
>It is when your Girl Friend says YOU are the BEST KISSER among all your
>Friends.
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>6.      Let us be generous like this : Four Ants are moving through a
>forest.
>They see an ELEPHANT coming towards them. Ant 1 says : we should KILL
>him.
>Ant 2 says : No, Let us break his Leg alone. Ant 3 says : No, we will
>just throw him away from our path. Ant 4 says : No, we will LEAVE him
>because he is ALONE and we are FOUR.
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>7.      If you do NOT have a Girl /Boy  Friend - You are missing SOME thing
>in
>your life. If you HAVE a Girl Friend - You are missing EVERY thing in
>your life.
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>8.      Question : When do you CONGRATULATE someone for their MISTAKE.
>Answer : On their MARRIAGE.
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>9.      When your LIFE is in DARKNESS, PRAY GOD and ask him to free you
>from Darkness. Even after you pray, if U R still in Darkness - Please
>PAY the  ELECTRICITY BILL.
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>10.     Why Government do NOT allow a Man to MARRY 2 Women. Because per
>Constitution, you can NOT BE PUNISH TWICE for the same Mistake.
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