ORIGINAL SARDAR JOKES.

 

One tourist from U.S.A. asked to Sardar: Any great man born in this village???
Sardar: no sir, only small Babies!!!

 

Interviewer: what is your birth date?
Sardar: 13^th October
Which year?
Sardar: Oye ullu ke pathe _ _ _ EVERY YEAR

 

After returning back from a foreign trip, sardar asked his wife,
Do I look like a foreigner?
Wife: No! Why?
Sardar: In London a lady asked me Are you a foreigner?

 

Sardar was doing experiment with cockroach, first he cut it's one leg and told WALK. WALK.  Cockroach walked.  Then he cut it's second leg and told the same.  Cockroach walked. Then cut the third leg and did the same.   At last he cut it's fourth leg and ordered it walk! But cockroach didn't walk.  Suddenly sardar said loudly, "I found it. If we cut cockroach's four legs, it becomes deaf.

 

When sarda r was traveling with his wife in an auto, the driver adjusted mirror. Sardar shouted, "You are trying to see my wife? Sit back. I will drive.

 

Interviewer: just imagine your in 3^rd floor, it caught fire and how will you escape?

Sardar: its simple. I will stop my imagination!!!