Subject: Fwd: coke,hats ,arabs...


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An elderly lady was standing at the railing of the cruise ship holding
her hat tight so that it would not blow away in the wind.

A gentleman approached her and said, "Pardon me, madam.  I do not
intend to be forward but did you know that your dress is blowing up in
this high
wind?"

"Yes, I know," said the lady.  "I need both my hands to hold onto this hat."

"But madam, you must know that you are not wearing any panties and
your privates are exposed!" said the gentleman in earnest.

The woman looked down, then back up at the man and replied, "Sir,
anything you see down there is 85 years old.  I just bought this hat
yesterday!
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WHY WORLD PEACE IS TOUGH TO BRING ABOUT:

Two Arabs boarded a flight out of London.  One took a window seat and
the other sat next to him in the middle seat.

Just before takeoff, an American sat down in the aisle seat.  After
takeoff, the American kicked his shoes off, wiggled his toes and was
settling in when the Arab in the window seat said, "I need to get up
and get a coke."

"Don't bother getting up," said the American, "I'm in the aisle seat,
I'll get it for you."

As soon as he left, one of the Arabs picked up the American's shoe and
spat in it. When the American returned with the coke, the other Arab
said, "That looks good, I'd really like one, too."

Again, the American obligingly went to fetch it.

While he was gone, the other Arab picked up the American's other shoe
and spat in it. When the American returned, they all sat back and
enjoyed the flight.  As the plane was landing, the American slipped
his feet into his shoes and knew immediately what had happened and
groaned.

"Why does it have to be this way?" he asked.  How long must this go on?
This fighting between our nations?  This hatred?  This intolerance?
This spitting in shoes and peeing in cokes?"