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KING OF COMEDY

Chords by:  Bryan Killingsworth (akilling@pen.k12.va.us)


D
Make your money with a suit and tie
A                       B    A
Make your money with a true denial
C                                  G
Make your money with expert advice,
G   A       B   A
If you can wing it (before chorus hold 1st A on this line)

D
Make your money with a power ply
A                      B      A
Make your money with a buyout bribe
C            G  G  A           B    A
Make it lie     as long as you mean it

Chorus:
G       C             G
I'm not King of Comedy
G               C             G
Grease the pig, give a squeeze (squeeze me)


D
Make your money with exploitation
A               B   A
Make it holy illumination
C                             G
Say a prayer at every station
G               A       B  A
Don't forget to ask for mercy

D
Make your money with a pretty face
A                         B    A
Make it easy with product placement
C                                 G
Make it charged with controversy
G                 A          B   A
I'm straight, I'm queer, I'm bi


G       C             G
I'm not king of comedy,
G            C         G
I'm not your magazine,
G            C          G
I'm not your television


{Bridge:}  G5  Slide (8x)


D
Make your money, make it rich
A                      B  A
make it young and make it quick
C                                     G
Make your money on the jukebox, baby,
G     A    B  A
let's pick up sticks

D
Make your enemies make your moves
A                     B   A
Make your critics stumble through
C                                   G
Make it smart and make it schmooze
G       A    B  A
Make it look easy

G       C             G
I'm not king of comedy,
G            C         G
I'm not your magazine,
G            C          G
I'm not your television
G            C             G
I'm not your movie screen
G           C     G
I'm not commodity    (all together now)

{Following chords are picked:}
G           C     G
I'm not commodity
G           C     G
I'm not commodity
G           C     G
I'm not commodity
G           C     G
I'm not commodity