You Know You’re Obsessed with Hanson When…
Hint: The purple stars indicate the ones I am guilty of
1) When every dream you have day or night involves Hanson***
2) When you’re in guitar, keyboarding or band class and you play Hanson songs instead of what you’re supposed to be playing***
3) When all your stories are Hanfiction***
4) When you play a Hanson song for your school talent show***
5) When the Hanson pics on your computer are greater than those of other celebrities***
6) When the first thing you attempt to draw is one of your Hanson posters***
7) When all you listen to is Hanson***
8) When you can’t remember what colour your room is because you’ve had all those Hanson posters on your wall for so long
9) When you rent a tour bus and follow them around on their tour
10) When all your jewelry is Hanson merchandise
11) When you pay lots and lots of money to buy all of those out of stock CDs
12) When you yell, scream, turn the volume up on the TV and dance around your living room when Hanson comes on***
13) When you yell at your radio or TV to play Hanson***
14) When your computer music library only contains Hanson music
15) When you are able to quote Hanson***
16) When you know the Strong Enough To Break Documentary Trailer like the back of your hand***
17) When you break out laughing when you of someone else says the title of a Hanson song unintentionally in their sentence***
18) When you have every line from every one of their videos memorized
19) When you buy the Princess Diaries Soundtrack just to hear Wake Up
20) When you buy Jack Frost just to hear Merry Christmas Baby, Gimme Some Lovin and Good Lovin’
21) When you buy Being John Malcovich just to see Hanson’s two second cameo
22) When you buy Frank McKlusky C.I. just to see Hanson
23) When you know MMMBop played backwards is pobMMM*** (blame Isaac for that one)
24) When you stay up until midnight to see a Hanson video at #1 on a countdown because you missed it at the earlier time***
25) When you freak out when you meet another fan***
26) When you think every cover song is better than the original
27) When you sleep over at the venue of a show so you can get as close to Hanson as you possibly can
28) When your mother can hum every song on every album
29) When your parents know who sings what part in every song
30) When you get a non-Hanson fan to play a Hanson song, and they enjoy it***
31) When you watch a movie or TV show, and think of a way to twist it into a Hanfic***
