SONGS TO DRIVE YOU CRAZY!!!- As stated in the title, if sung in excess, these songs are capable of driving one insane...sing with caution and in reasonable limits!

I Know A Song...
I know a song that gets on everybody's nerves, everybody's nerves, everybody's nerves
I know a song that gets on everybody's nerves and this is how it goes, boom boom boom
(this song repeats....and repeats....and repeats....)

I'm A Nut


I'm a little acorn round
Sitting on the cold, cold ground
Somebody came and stepped on me
That is why I'm cracked you see

CHORUS- I'm a nut cluck, cluck
I'm a nut cluck, cluck
I'm a nut, I'm a nut
I'm a nut, cluck cluck

Called myself on the telephone
Just to see if I was home
Asked myself out for a date
Gotta be ready by half passed eight

CHORUS

Took myself to the picture show
Sat myself in the very first row
Put my arms around my waist
Got so fresh I slapped my face

CHORUS

The Beaver Song

Chorus- chh, chh, chh (left hand)
chh, chh, chh (right hand)
chh, chh, chh  (left hand)
chh, chh, chh (right hand)
(one uses two fingers on each hand to signify beaver teeth, and alternates moving the fingers on one hand up and down with each line of the chorus...if the verse before the chorus talks about climbing or moving upwards, one may move their hands accordingly, one may dance, if that is what the verse suggests, or one may out out a flexed hand when the word "stop" is used....the chourus is sung after every verse)

Beaver one, beaver all, let's all do the beaver call

Beaver two, beaver three, let's all climb the beaver tree

Beaver four, beaver five, let's all do the beaver jive

Beaver six, beaver seven, let's all go to beaver heaven

Beaver eight, beaver nine, stop...it's beaver time


I'm a Little Piece of Tin
I'm a little piece of tin
Nobody know where I have been
Got four wheels and a running board
I'm a Chevy or I'm a Ford

Honk Honk Rattle Rattle Crash Beep Beep
Honk Honk Rattle Rattle Crash Beep Beep
Honk Honk Rattle Rattle Crash Beep Beep
Honk Honk

Note- Usually one (or more) people will continue to sing rattle rattle crash, etc. after the song has finished, which means that the group must restart until everyone only sings beep beep for the last line....this can take quite a while!!
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