Strummed her guitar (strum invisible guitar)
Strummed her guitar (strum invisible guitar)
She sat on the hillside and strummed her guita-a-a-r
CHORUS- Mmm pluckie pluckie
Mmm pluckie pluckie
Mmm pluck, pluck, pluck, whoo!
Mmm pluckie pluckie
Mmm pluckie pluckie
Mmm pluck, pluck, pluck, whoo!
He sat down beside her and smoked his cigar (cough, cough)
Smoked his cigar (cough, cough)
Smoked his cigar (cough, cough)
He sat down beside her and smoked his ciga-a-a-r
CHORUS
He told her he loved her, but oh, how he lied (shake finger)
Oh, how he lied (shake finger)
Oh, how he lied (shake finger)
He told her he loved her, but oh how he lie-i-i-d
CHORUS
They were to be married but somehow she died (shrug)
Somehow she died (shrug)
Somehow she died (shrug)
They were to be married but somehow she die-i-i-d
CHORUS
He went to her funeral, but just for the ride (beep, beep)
Just for the ride (beep, beep)
Just for the ride (beep, beep)
He went to her funeral, but just for the ri-i-i-de
CHORUS
He sat on her tombstone and laughed 'til he cried (ha, ha)
Laughed 'til he cried (ha, ha)
Laughed 'til he cried (ha, ha)
He sat on her tombstone and laughed 'til he cri-i-i-ed
CHORUS
The tombstone fell over and squish-squash he died (clap hands on squish-squash)
Squish-squash he died (clap hands on squish-squash)
Squish-squash he died (clap hands on squish-squash)
The tombstone fell over and squish-squash he di-i-i-ed
CHORUS
She went to heaven and flittered and flied (flapping motions with hands)
Flittered and flied (flapping motions with hands)
Flittered and flied (flapping motions with hands)
She went to heaven and fli--ttered and fli-i-i-ed
CHORUS
He went the other way and sizzled and fried (wiggle fingers)
Sizzled and fried (wiggle fingers)
Sizzled and fried (wiggle fingers)
He went the other way and sizzled and fri-i-i-ed
CHORUS
The moral of the story is never to lie (shake finger)
Never to lie (shake finger)
Never to lie (shake finger)
The moral of the story is never to li-i-i-ie
CHORUS