Smithy Does a Tap Dance
One day, Smithy did a tap dance. He was terrible. Neosquid threw up. The Ding-A-Lings starting ringing.
Ding-A-Lings: BAD DANCING ALERT! BAD DANCING ALERT!
Smithy started to cry. Just then, the Axem Rangers came along.
Axem Yellow: I would go on a diet for you to stop dancing!
Axem Black: I would break my shades to keep you from dancing!
Axem Pink: I would make myself ugly to prevent you from dancing!
Axem Green: I would make myself weigh over 20 pounds if it meant you?d stop dancing!
Axem Red: I would get a life if it would make you stop!
Axem Leader: I would stop stealing your pizza if you just wouldn?t dance!
Smithy started to cry harder, making him oblivious to the fact Axem Leader was stealing his pizza. Domino came in.
Domino: Sir, why are you crying?
Smithy: I?m a bad tap dancer!
Domino: I?ll fix that!
Domino cast a spell on Smithy. Smithy started dancing, and he was GOOD! Neosquid wasn?t vomiting. The Ding-A-Lings started ringing.
Ding-A-Lings: GOOD DANCING ALERT! GOOD DANCING ALERT!
Count Down: It?s time for good dancing! Get it? Time?
Everyone Else in Factory:  Ha? ha? ha? ugh.
Just then, Mario came along!
Smithy: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!
Mario: I shall defeat- hey wait-a, if you keep-a dancing, I won?t beat-a you up!
Smithy: Ok!
So Smithy kept dancing until he got tired.
Mario:  Very good-a, I shall-a be leav-
*GULP*
Mad Adder: Yum!
Domino: He won?t bother us anymore!
Axem Leader offered to stop stealing Smithy?s pizza in return for Smithy's putting on dance shows, and Smithy complied. Smithy became a great dancer, and he got to keep his pizza.
Meanwhile, in Castle Koopa?
Bowser: I?m a terrible Jazz dancer!
Kamek: I can fix that, Your Nastiness?
The End
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