Disco all night
Sure whets the appetite
Scotch & cocaine
Passion on their frenzied brains
The TV room appealed
So warm & cosy for a meal
The breakfast diners saw
The spread laid on the floor
Chonking on the floor, no time to lock the door
Morning Glory blooms at dawn
Chonking on the floor, no time to lock the door
Sweet carpet burns galore
The manager so stern
The Crystal Mat was not concerned
"Hey dude, we've danced all night
Despite your bagging this shag pile shagging is quite alright"
Chonking on the floor, no time to lock the door
Morning Glory blooms at dawn
Chonking on the floor, no time to lock the door
Sweet carpet burns galore
The goss so hot it spread like a shot
ring ring "Hey Mr. Stroker, have you heard the news?
It's similar to Buffy's Yeros Barbecue"
Chonking on the floor, no time to lock the door
Morning Glory blooms at dawn
Chonking on the floor, no time to lock the door
Sweet carpet burns and more
Do do do doo, do lock the door
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