SEE YOU IN SAN FRANCISCO
If I had a back full of fat I'd see you at Jenny Craig's
If I had a handful of twat I'd see you in Utopia
If I had a land full of rats I'd see you in Hamelin
But I don't have any of these things
Any of these things
If I was to offer my sack I wonder if you'd embrace it
If I was a sofa all black I wonder if you'd still lie
If I was a gopher on smack I wonder if you would dig me
If I was a loafer, in fact, I wonder if you would try
But I am not any of these things
Any of these things
If you were interested in me would you clean all my magazines ?
If you were big breasted & free would you leap on my trampoline ?
If you were undressed in a tree would you nest on my eggs tonight ?
If you were molested with cream would you whip it against your thigh ?
But you are not any of these things
Any of these things
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