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 LOU REED

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General Rating: 2  

Introduction

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Introduction

Lou Reed is the 'weird guy' of the Seventies, but there's really nothing particularly weird about him. The problem is that since his work with the Velvet Underground he's been mistakenly categorized as a 'proto-punk idol' which isn't even a part of the whole truth, since it's simply wrong. The few punk elements that Lou really inserted in his compositions were usually limited to extensive use of feedback which you could call 'psychedelic' as well, and his lyrics. Essentially, Lou is just a singer-songwriter, and a bit more ambitious and definitely a bit more audacious than most. His "street philosophy" is far more tasteful and refined than that of, say, Bruce Springsteen (although the comparison isn't exactly justified due to Lou's never taking himself as a "working class hero"), and his intriguing brand of rock poetry makes him my second favourite singer-songwriter after Dylan - even some of his worst albums are saved by the fact that he never cheapened his lyrics unless it were an intentional hoax.
Funny enough, it is exactly the lyrics that also led him to a short period of flirtation with such a trivial genre as glam rock in the early Seventies - all these gay and S&M themes that Lou was exploring in all sincerity were highly appropriate for shock-posturing glam rockers, and he even stirred some interest in David Bowie who produced his second, and the most glammy, album of all, Transformer. After that, however, and a suceeding stint at a public glam image trhat lasted for about two years, Lou seemed to abandon any hint at a stable style, and went off flirting in all directions, rather like Neil Young: industrial noises, conceptual rock operas, acoustic folkish romances, and Fifties' nostalgia all have the equal chance of being met on a certain Lou Reed album. This makes it extremely hard to draw any definite conclusions about the man, except for the obvious - his being a vastly experimental person. Over the years he's produced quite a solid load of crap, along with a not less solid load of gems, and messed with so many genres that he just can't be categorized.
His personality is quite mysterious, too: while the theater nature of David Bowie and the 'heart-on-a-sleeve' nature of Neil Young are evident, most of the time it's really hard to guess Lou's message. He can be deadly serious and playful at the same time, and nearly every record will leave you standing on your head trying to think what kind of thing the guy really wanted to say. One of the reasons, I guess, is Lou's famous voice: gruff, wheezy, cold and never emotional - if there's one rock star to be described as 'the dude who never smiles', it should be Lou. This cold, emotionless approach to music really gets on my nerves sometimes, to the point of my wanting to just let him fuck off and discarding all his records. But I admit that's something really silly to do, and anyway, why should one always lay his soul bare in his songs? That's up to the artist to decide.
On the other hand, Lou Reed is a great songwriter - perhaps not in the same league as the Beatles or Townshend or Bob Dylan (whom he often tries to imitate), but in a class of his own. His earliest solo records, when he was still fresh off his position in the VU, are chock-full of catchy, memorable tunes with solid melodies, and his unique style of blending garage rock with a special German sensitivity had no analogies. Unfortunately, his material began to seriously decline in quality later on, but should that surprise us? Name me a 'dinosaur' who was consistently good in the Eighties... If anything, it's Lou's relentless productivity that earned him the hate of many a snub-nosed reviewer; but just as it happens with other overproductive artists, such as Jethro Tull, for instance, we shouldn't forget their real true merits. And Lou has a lot of those; at least his Seventies' catalog is consistent enough to gain him as much "solo artist" recognition as he usually receives it as member of the Velvet Underground.
Anyway, I'm not a big expert in the worst records of Mr Reed - I don't have them, and so I wouldn't want to particularly blasphemize Lou until I've had a chance to get some serious listens; for now, I'm just concentrating on his first, 'young' solo period - arguably the best in his career. Eventually this page will include all of his albums, at least I'm hoping - if I live that long. If I live long enough to survive listening to a couple dozen crappy Lou Reed albums, that is.
Jes' kiddin', of course. They might be magnificent. Let's wait and see, shall we?

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LOU REED

Year Of Release: 1972
Record rating = 10
Overall rating = 12

A quiet, almost 'nostalgic' debut with only occasional bursts of conscience, this is pleasantly inoffensive.
Best song: BERLIN

Lou Reed's first solo album is often carelessly overlooked in favor of Transformer, his much more well-known 1972 glam-rock 'masterpiece', but it's a shame, because this particular record is quite good. It's not a particularly great listening experience, of course. But it's one of those quiet, stripped-down albums with a share of moderate, but carefully crafted rockers that turn out to be close to magnificent at close listen. If you're a big Velvet Underground fan (more exactly, a big fan of the VU's early period - as far as I know, later VU albums were more close to Reed's solo efforts; unfortunately, I just haven't heard 'em), you're well advised to stay away from this album - you won't find any of the wild, reckless experimentation here, and you won't find no S&M lyrics or direct drug references either.
Instead, Lou mainly focuses on three subjects. First of all, it's his usual brand of social critique, albeit quite moderate in the current case ('I Can't Stand It', 'Wild Child'). Next, his usual brand of psychoanalysis and self-bashing ('Going Down') or others-bashing ('Walk And Talk It'). And finally - a big surprise: a large percent of the songs are just plain love ballads, with a slight trace of nostalgia now and then ('Berlin', later recycled for his 1973's album of the same name) or with a slight trace of philosophy ('Love Makes You Feel'). The lyrics are good, but sure as hell, nothing on here is groundbreaking. Come to think of it, what kind of lyrics could have been groundbreaking in 1972? Oh, and of course I forgot to mention that about half of these songs are from his past - some, in fact, have later cropped up on VU (the 'great lost Velvet Underground album' that I have never heard).
What really makes you feel so good about the record are the melodies, of course. Oh, and the general atmosphere. The album is anything but depressive, and yet, there's something sad in the air when you go and listen to it. Even such songs as the gentle country ditty 'Lisa Says' convey a slightly darkened mood - maybe it's due to Lou's usual gruff voice? Maybe it is. Personally, I just plain go nuts over that weird 'oh nooooooo' in between the backup females chanting 'Lisa sa-a-a-ys!' The song itself is very reminiscent of contemporary Dylan (you know, the kind of Nashville Skyline Dylan), but maybe even better - due to the superior instrumental backing (by the way, both Caleb Quaye of Elton John's fame and Rick Wakeman of Rick Wakeman's fame back old Lou on this album). And isn't it fun to hear the slow country tune suddenly develop into a faster jazz groove halfway through?
Then there's the rockers - the simple, garage-like stuff that you probably won't hear on any other 1972 record, like the downright great 'I Can't Stand It' and the slightly less memorable, but still fun 'Walk And Talk It'. Lou Reed must have been the only chap not to be afraid to record such kind of songs - bare, stripped down rockers with not a single wink neither to glam nor to heavy metal - in 1972. 'Wild Child' is mostly interesting lyricswise, but it's still danceable and certainly a good cure from, say, Close To The Edge, if you ever vow to listen to all the notorious records of 1972 in a row.
My best bet, though, is on the wonderful, absolutely flabbergastingly, jigsawpuzzlingly great ballad that might seriously be his best (not that I heard a lot, so I'm not making definite statements here, hear that?) 'Berlin' starts out as a weird, slow, piano-driven cabaret showtune; I still can't decide whether he's aiming at the Hollywood or the German style here, but must be German, after all - otherwise, the tune would probably be named 'L. A.' Add to this the usual German intonations of Lou's voice that he's had from the very beginning, and you get yourself an unexpected pseudo-German lounge ballad (I say 'pseudo-' because it's much better than any real German lounge ballads). However, as soon as the song drifts into the chorus, the German intonations are gone, and you get yourself a passionate, warm, emotion-filled nostalgic plea that strikes me as maybe one of the most emotionally-charged bits of music of the early Seventies. That 'I'm gonna miss you now that you're gone' bit moves me to real tears - and old Lou Reed has his own special ways of driving a person to tears (see 'Sunday Morning' for further reference).
The album ends a bit weaker than it starts, with the lacklustre 'Ocean' where, for once, Lou's voice betrays him and goes down to the depths of shakiness and off-key-state. (Then again, maybe I just have a personal incompatibility with that particular intonation). This is however compensated with the magnificent ballad 'Love Makes You Feel' - maybe the simplest song on the album, both lyrics- and melody-wise, but it gains from this simplicity, rather like John Lennon's 'Love'. And don't you love that moment where he sings 'Love makes you feel ten feet tall/And it sounds like this' and rips out a chaotic ringing solo? Finally, I feel I'm slowly becoming a big fan of 'Ride Into The Sun', a quiet little pop rocker with some enthralling guitar interplay and a very complicated vocal melody - Lou sings in several keys and goes from one section to another with such natural ease that you just don't notice the different parts replacing each other.
In all, this is a brilliant debut album, and the fact that it's practically out of print in the US... ah wait, I'm not gonna complain about that because I already stated this complaint for half a dozen albums. Get it wherever you can - I have a deep feeling that it will satisfy both the lovers of punk and prog, because this is a rare, brilliant moment where both ends meet. Dang it, there ain't a bad song on here! Okay, so I said I disliked 'Ocean', but that's just because Lou didn't bother to clear his throat before recording. That's it to you - always clear your throat before singing! And carry a couple of bottles of sacred water around!

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TRANSFORMER

Year Of Release: 1972
Record rating = 10
Overall rating = 12

Reed going pervert once again? Whatever your emotional reactions might be, the songs are still mighty fine.
Best song: VICIOUS

Lou Reed's glam rock album? It's not me who made that up - that's an opinion widely shared by critics, and they do bring up vital arguments in favour of it. However, most of the 'glam' here turns out to be superficial at close look. Of course, it is no small coincidence that the album was produced by Lou in close collaboration with David Bowie and his guitarist Mick Ronson (the latter also contributes a fair share of guitarwork and is even responsible for the strings arrangements). And the fact that the album is filled to the brim with themes of homosexualism, perversion, sexual bitches, etc., etc., etc., not to mention the album title and the album cover, also contributes to the general delusion. One must not forget, though, that most of these lyrical topics were essential to Lou's creativity long before Bowie started getting draggy and the term 'glam rock' was even coined. And even if Bowie did leave a slight imprint of his personality on some of the songs, he was in no way such a patron and creative godfather to Reed as he was for, say, Mott The Hoople. This is a real Lou Reed album - and it has as much to do with glam rock as, for instance, Peter Gabriel and Genesis: you could argue that Genesis were a glam band, but apart from certain theater elements in their show, there was not much of a glam influence in the band.
Musically, the album is a little less interesting than the unjustly underrated debut - which might be due to the fact that Lou had nearly emptied the barrel of Velvet Underground outtakes (only 'Andy's Chest' and 'Satellite Of Love' got recycled) and finally got around to the necessity of composing a complete record by himself and on his own. Basically, it's just a little underarranged and devoid of hooks: I just don't see as many interesting melodies as on the previous one. This is, however, mostly compensated by the weird, dark atmosphere that Lou weaves around his compositions, transferring a potentially perfectly normal pop album into a gloomy tale of half-legal night clubs and the down side of New York's night life. His voice is in perfect form, and bad and wheezy as it might be, it's certainly the ideal instrument for conveying these dark feelings - and providing them with enough sincerity and conviction to forever ban this record from the glam category.
The moderate rockers here are 'Vicious' (my personal favourite, though for no obvious reason, it seems) and 'Hangin' 'Round', groovy but not very memorable foot-stompers: the best thing about them are again lyrics, incredibly smutty and almost sacrilegious on the latter and incredibly funny and almost stupid on the former ('Vicious/You hit me with a stick/But all I've got is a guitar pick' is my fav line there). There's also the anthemic, rambling 'I'm So Free' - the loudest and clunkiest on here, but not very entertaining.
Anyway, it isn't the rockers that make the record - the most important stuff is usually stripped down, peppered with tubas and harmonicas to get that lounge jazz/German cabaret sound again, and combined with Lou's voice, becomes almost magical. This includes the hit 'Walk On The Wild Side' (although I'm still baffled as to how could a song that mentions giving head become a hit), with its horrible dirty imagery set to a quiet little shuffle and Lou's gentle 'doo doo doo's that almost suggest that there's nothing bad going on. I'm also a big fan of 'Make Up', the one where Lou proudly announces that 'we're coming out of our closets': it's probably the closest he got to imitating that German sound (except for 'Berlin', of course), and it sounds so generic that it's almost ingenious. And, of course, in order to appreciate the 'concept', one has to take some close listens to 'Andy's Chest' and the ridiculous piano groove of 'New York Telephone Conversation' - a song where Lou plays the jerk so convincingly that you can't help being totally sucked in by the very fact!
Still, in between the 'conceptual' songs are sandwiched some beautiful ballads that continue developing Lou's romantic side along the unforgettable lines of 'Sunday Morning' and 'Love Makes You Feel'. 'Perfect Day', with its 'Berlin'-style atmosphere, quiet, Dylan-ish singing, and gentle piano chords moves me to tears, and 'Satellite Of Love', while some might call it a trifle cheesy, actually features a magnificent arrangement - the vocal harmonies on the choruses are superb, the jazzy bits are tasty, and the melody is right there - it's just that you have to wait for it.
And what a better way to end the record than to sign it with such a flourish as 'Goodnight Ladies' - one more cabaret send-up with perfectly innocent, yet fascinating lyrics about lonely Saturday nights and sucking lemon peels? Even if you hate this loungy type of music, you could still be enthralled by Lou's style on this one - the melody is as generic and ripped-off as possible, but it's the combination of the melody with the lyrics and the vocal tone that makes this listening experience unforgettable (actually, this applies to the record as a whole). And don't forget that this sounds nothing like the classic Velvet Underground - punk lovers, please do not bother! This is lounge music, not your standard three-chord rock!

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BERLIN

Year Of Release: 1973
Record rating = 8
Overall rating = 10

As far out as could be - Lou Reed producing his version of Cabaret????
Best song: MEN OF GOOD FORTUNE

An overall rating of 10, I feel, is not going to satisfy anybody - there is really no middle ground. You will either deify this record, calling it one of the richest and most wonderful chef-d'ouevres that modern music has managed to produced, or trample it under your feet all the while spitting out curses and lamenting over the fact how you'd like to punch the fat ass of the guy who told you Lou Reed was the archetypical proto-punk.
One thing's for certain, though - Berlin ain't for everybody. It's also quite unlike anything Lou Reed had ever done before or since, and I'd even go as far as to state with all certainty that the album has no analogs in rock music at all. On a basic level, this is a 'rock opera' about a romance between an American dealer and a German drugged-out courtisan - they meet, they fall in love, they marry, they make children, they quarrel, they part their ways, they leave the kids with the father, they rave nostalgic, and then the story ends - what a great subject for a neo-realistic film. Or, wait, didn't we see the first part of this story in Cabaret? Why, as a matter of fact, we did - life goes on and on, you see!
What makes the album so special isn't the storyline, of course, but the atmosphere of the album. Even though it is recorded with a cast of thousands (Jack Bruce of Cream and Tony Levin of the future King Crimson on bass, B. J. Wilson of Procol Harum on drums, Steve Winwood on organ, etc., etc.), the arrangements are again mostly stripped down, but this time it is not the stripped-down-ness of a New York S&M club or a ghetto bordello, as in Transformer; it is the stripped-down-ness of a psychological record, brimming with emotions, both sincere and fake, with a strong German flavour. Sometimes it's just Lou sitting all alone with his guitar ('Oh Jim') or piano (title track), but more often the atmosphere is created with eerie effects - a gloomy church organ in the background, a barrage of heavy, bass-emphasized piano chords, some echoey, leaden vocals, a distorted block chord now and then, you know, that kind of stuff. It all combines to make a record so depressed and tragic, so utterly pessimistic, almost apocalyptic, that even Quadrophenia sounds like 'Ode To Joy' in comparison. If you can't stand slow, lethargic, gloomy records, don't even think about buying this, no matter how much your friends praise it.
The big problem is that the actual songs seem to be a little neglected in favour of the mood and the lyrics - although, to be honest, the record does contain some of Lou's most hard-hitting lyrics ever ('Men Of Good Fortune', 'The Kids'). The tunes are very rarely memorable, their structures transparent and feeble, and the melodies often diluted in a sea of noises or disorganised piano chords. The title track, recycled from Lou Reed, is a perfect example: the formerly magnificent nostalgic ballad with a heart-breaking chorus is given a piano-only arrangement and a careless, almost off-key vocal treatment (not to mention that only a short snippet of the original actually made it to the re-recording). Same goes for such songs as 'Lady Day', the story of the protagonists' meeting, that picks a little steam only during the choruses. If you're looking for rockers, look elsewhere: 'How Do You Think It Feels', with its aggressive guitar part, is probably the closest to a rocker on here, but it's also the song that fits in with the mood least of all.
So my best advice is to accept the album as it is - relax and try to give yourself in to the enchantment that Reed clumsily casts upon you. If you succeed, you'll find quite a lot of pleasure and sometimes even catharsis in these songs. 'Men Of Good Fortune', for instance, evolves from a slow, typically Lou Reed-style humming into a raising scream of protest; 'Caroline Says' is tender, sad, and moving, with its lyrics about the breaking of relationship between the lovers; and the centerpiece of the whole 'opera' seems to be 'The Kids', a fascinating tale of the mother's separation from her children complete with real kids weeping and crying 'Mummy!' - a tale that, when delivered in Lou Reed's casual, but here very Bob Dylan-ish wheezing tone, assumes an almost universal meaning - classic!
Yeah, kids, this ain't rock'n'roll in the faintest degree - slow song after slow song after lethargic song after hypnotic song, and not a real rock riff in sight. And I admit it's hard, what the hell, at first listen it must be pure torture to sit through the melancholic 'Caroline Says (part 2)', then endure the pessimisitc 'Kids', before being submitted to the nostalgic 'The Bed' (with an unbearable, angel-voiced coda that reminds me of the 'Crucifixion' scene in Jesus Christ Superstar) and the romantic, universalist 'Sad Song', all of which go off at the same tempo (super-slow) and apparently feature only rudiments of melody, all of them based either on a sloppy acoustic rhythm track or a falling apart set of piano chords. But real art isn't always easy to endure, friends - and this is real art, no doubt about that. The question is whether the game's worth it - will you be morally rewarded for trying to endure this?
Well, I still am not: I can't really get used to the atmosphere and the lack of melodies, and I guess I will never be, unless I find something in my life so that I could identify myself with one of the heroes (hope I won't). But the album is still very good - those who are able to fit in the groove will never want to part with it. The lyrics are clever, the arrangements are perfectly suited for them, and the production is just what is needed for this kind of conception. Now... LET  ME GO TO SLEEP before I write another idiotic word-combination!

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ROCK'N'ROLL ANIMAL

Year Of Release: 1974
Record rating = 8
Overall rating = 10

A live glam rock album, is it? A little bit heavy on the guitar-wanking side, but remember - this guy came from the VU!
Best song: WHITE LIGHT/WHITE HEAT

Isn't it ironic that Lou Reed's best-selling album was a live one? And not just a live one - an album packed to the brink with live versions of old VU standarts. Apparently, this was the public's muffled expression of what it really felt about Lou disbanding VU. Of course, it's soothing to see that Lou wasn't going to discard his past and saw no problem in taking his VU legacy on board. But the funny thing is, this doesn't sound like the VU at all! Oh, how the clever nostalgic public was probably disappointed (and how the not so clever contemporary public was probably filled with awe).
Instead, Lou goes for a gimmicky, loud and dazzling sound - most of the entertainment is provided by constant guitar duels courtesy of hired-guns Steve Hunter and Dick Wagner. It isn't even mentioned in the liner notes if Lou plays guitar himself - I highly doubt it, seeing as he rarely played anything on his previous solo records. And on both the front and back covers he is pictured as a show-off-ey, highly maked up, well, 'rock'n'roll animal'. This is definitely a glam show, and a glam rock record - the guitar sound is heavy but not thoroughly sincere, and from the very 'Intro' where Hunter and Wagner enter the stage playing dazzling (and highly professional) guitar licks off each other, you're in for a true show - the songs take on an almost 'monumental' feel, most of them being sped up, cranked up, puffed up and blown up. Yeah, that's right. All of this is just spectacle, of course, but, as with the best examples of glam rock, it's high-quality and extremely entertaining spectacle.
A metallized, arena-rock-adjusted version of 'Lady Day' is the only Lou Reed solo tune that made it to the album (more of his solo numbers cropped up on the later Lou Reed Live, though), and it's easy to see why: the general mood of the 'brilliant show' is in no way compatible with the quiet, stripped-down, modest moods on his solo records. 'Lady Day' is, in fact, the worst cut on the album, especially if compared with the far superior studio version on Berlin. On the other hand, the VU tunes have suddenly proved to be much more adaptable - the two short and the two long numbers on here rock mercilessly and are thoroughly enjoyable even in their lengthiness.
Of the short numbers, the speedy, raving, punkish version of 'White Light/White Heat' is the best, with enough kick-butt energy to equal and probably surpass the studio version - I mean, instead of the Velvets' intentionally sloppy, dirty approach, you witness a tightened up, crunchy rocker, with an almost AC/DC-like riff holding up the song; but 'Sweet Jane' is quite decent as well, once you've gotten past the lengthy intro featuring the guitarists' talents. The main emphasis, however, is placed on the two lengthy cuts - 'Heroin' and 'Rock'n'Roll'. While I can't admit to liking this version of the latter too much, and the repetitive jam at the end gets way, way too long, I certainly lift my thumbs up in favour of 'Heroin' - the version here is much more thought out, inspired and professional than the sloppy original. The multiple sections of the song are quite diverse, the famous speeding up on the refrain is exercised in a series of different ways, and the song's twelve-minute length is almost perfectly justified in that you never know what is going to happen next. Crisp, hard-hitting guitar parties abound, the occasional organ solo (Ray Colcord is on keyboards) is cute, and Lou's vocals are sharp and distinctive as well. If anything, the song receives a real 'rock-out' treatment - a thing that was sorely lacking on the original; I know VU purists might crucify me for this statement, but unless you're a VU purist (and most VU purists I've had the chance of meeting on the Web were absolute freaks, so I'm not speaking on their behalf), you're bound to agree with me.
As for 'Rock'n'Roll', it kicks just as much ass as everything else on here; I'm not too sure if there was any real point in extending the song so drastically - Hunter's repetitive wah-wah riff, for instance, simply has no reason to stick in your ears for so long without any other instruments backing it - but on the whole, it forms a dazzling and highly suitable ending to the show that's supposed to highlight Mr Reed as the Rocker to outrock everybody else. Who could have thought that this highly commercial, so straightforwardly crowd-pleasing record would be followed by Metal Machine Music just a few years later?
So, even if the album is by no means essential, it's probably a must for all Lou Reed studiosos - turns out that the man's live edge and studio edge around 1973-74 were two different things. And if you're dissatisfied with Reed's German-style ditties or pretentious conceptual musings, this is the album to own - flashy and kick-ass. Rock'n'roll, dude, rock'n'roll to the core. Plus, the production is near-excellent (funnily, it might even be better than on his contemporary studio records), and the coolest thing - which often goes unnoticed - is that Lou never even says a 'thank you' to the audience. Snubby son of a bitch, ain't he?

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CONEY ISLAND BABY

Year Of Release: 1976
Record rating = 9
Overall rating = 11

The closest Lou has ever come to creating his own, near-perfect Dylanesque style. Peaceful, gentle, clever and moving.
Best song: CRAZY FEELING

Amazing. Once again, Lou reinvents himself - this time he concentrates more on the 'romantic' side. This, rather short (about thirty five minutes long), album simply consists of songs with simple love thematics: simple, that is, by Lou's own standards, because such a smart guy can't really write simple love songs, now can he? The arrangements are all stripped down, the glam element is gone completely, but no signs of art-rock complexity either - Berlin this record ain't, for sure. Now you can kill me and you can sue me and you can sneer at me, but for Heaven's sake I don't understand why I like this album so much. The problem is, there just aren't that many distinctive melodies - after all, how many distinctive melodies you can actually produce when you're just sitting in the studio and absent-mindedly strumming your guitar? Most of these songs are simply what we'd call 'streams of consciousness': some have verses and choruses, some prefer not to have them; some have lots of lyrics, some have the same lines repeated over and over; some happen to have hooks, others have none. And throughout the whole record he mostly sets the same groove - a simple rhythm guitar track, often acoustic, sometimes electric, quiet spare instruments like gentle slide guitar or an occasional piano, and soft, unobtruding drumming. And the vocals, of course. People who are allergic to Reed's vocals, better stay away - they're always the center of attention.
So what can explain the high rating of this record? Dunno. I just like it, that's all. Right, now, stop this, let me try to think of an explanation. Hmm... I guess it has something to do with the atmosphere, right? And the vocals, of course - I can just imagine this album sung by, say, the Byrds (what a disaster!) Lou really gives the record style with his usual German intonations, and it's probably the best place to start if you want to compare his style with Dylan's. Throughout the record, he shakes, quivers, trembles, hits bad notes, stutters and mutters - and it all works, everything works, right up to the last note! Have you heard 'Kicks'? It rules! It's the one where Lou explains his need to get 'kicks' and does it in such a groovy, paranoid manner that it's simply fascinating! The song is a bit jazzy in structure (a pretty jazzy guitar plays some delicious licks in the background), and Lou almost improvises the vocals, turning the song into a proto-hip-hoppy jam that culminates in Lou shaking and howling and almost going crazy - 'I ne-ne-ne-ne-ne-ed some k-k-k-icks...'
Another extremity is the magnificent 'A Gift', a song that says and means so much with so few means that, once again, I'm stumped. How does 'e do this, man? And what lyrics! 'I'm just a gift to the women of this world.' And, of course, the immortal lines: 'Responsibility sits so hard on my shoulder./Like a good wine I'm better as I grow older.' That's about the only lyrics that keep being repeated over and over, plus those backing vocals that repeat them even more in a creepy whisper over a simple, unadorned backing track. I mean, what a great musical idea! And how much does it suggest! Don't ask me what exactly it suggests, please - it's simply ultra-cool, and a thing that couldn't be tackled with so much sincerity and emotional power by anybody but old Lou.
Then there are the 'faster' tracks. 'Ooohhh Baby' and 'Crazy Feeling' are both tasty as a fresh-made lollypop, especially the latter that has some miraculous slide guitar - you know, the kind of licks that only George Harrison could master in his prime. A great embellishment for this upbeat, quirky pop tune - another proof that Lou was, above everything else, just a talented popmeister. But then again, the song would probably fade to nothing wthout that wonderful slide, eh, what the hell, it's the best slide I've heard in quite a long time, and it's been a long long long time since I last put on a George Harrison record. Been too busy with my Rod Stewart reviews, understand that? How many times do you have to go through a Rod Stewart record to make a sincere, objective review? Actually, one will do, but each one causes a nervous breakdown...
...anyway, what's the deal about Rod Stewart, I was talking about Lou Reed here who actually gets the same overall rating as Rod but that's just because Rod used to be good, not worse than Lou by any means. However, never in his sweet short life could Rod come up with a record as cool as Coney Island Baby. And I haven't yet mentioned the title track - a slowed out, romantics-drenched, tune on which Lou simply ad libs his lyrics without singing them, but it still sounds so great... come to think of it, he rarely sings at all. Can you call the things he does 'singing'? He recites all his songs! He recites here, too, a long, fascinating story about his passion for football and about the glory of love, set to generic female backing vocals. It's moody, intriguing and gentle, and from time to time elevating to a passionate climax - especially in the end, where Lou finally mentions his 'Coney Island baby'.
To sum it up: a record whose existence I can't either understand, explain or justify, but I love it dearly anyway. A couple of songs are relative throwaways here ('She's My Best Friend' still does nothing for me), and the style is so monotonous that it might sometimes get dull when you're not in the mood, so it's not a ten; but if you're in the mood, count this a ten. A glorious artistic statement by the best man in the world to reproduce the classic Dylan vibe without really imitating Dylan at all.

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GROWING UP IN PUBLIC

Year Of Release: 1980
Record rating = 5
Overall rating = 7

Aw, not too good. A lot of life philosophy, which may or may not speak to you, and a definite lack of care for the music.
Best song: THE POWER OF POSITIVE DRINKING

Lou entered the Eighties completely 'ready to suck', as might be said. It's not that he was being misled by robotic, technophilic production, a thing all too common for elder stars in the decade; it's just that it was much and much too hard for him to remain on the leading edge of musical innovation. Just take a look at this record. You might notice these hardly impressive numbers that I put up there in the beginning and think that I completely condemn this album as a rotten one or something. Actually, not at all: I don't really mind listening to this stuff, just as I don't really mind listening to, say, Bob Dylan's contemporary stuff (although he did release his worst album ever that year). It's fairly decently produced, too - the band is stripped down once again, with the main emphasis on a couple electric guitars and the rhythm section, and only Michael Fonfara's annoying synths manage to spoil the picture from time to time. Plus, the record is not too long: eleven cuts, none of which go over four minutes, so if you don't like a song, chances are it'll go away before you even have the chance to express your disappointment.
The problem is, there's hardly a good song here you'll like in all. And a major problem it is, as the tracks on this record hardly even fit the definition of 'song'. Much more often, it's just pieces of entertaining or not that enetertaining monolog set to a certain musical backing. 'So what's the deal?', you'll say. 'It's Lou's usual approach - mumbling out his life philosophy to some musical backing or other.' True, of course, but there comes a time, every now and then, when the formula begins to get on your nerves, especially when there are next to no musical ideas at all to back it. In the past, Lou used spare arrangements as well, but he always managed to make them moody and enthralling enough to fit in with the words and the overall message. On Growing Up In Public, the music seems kinda... in the way, if you know what I mean. In the way of 'poetry'. I can easily imagine this album not having any music at all - you know, just 'Lou Reed-ing Poetry'. No cool vocal harmonies here, no delicious slide guitar, no lounge trumpets, no impressive guitar solos; like I said, the only musically significant element here are Michael Fonfara's synthesizers which mostly stay in the background but sometimes get into the spotlight a bit too much and give the song an ultra-banal Eighties' feel which it really does not need at all, as in the case of the pathetic instrumental break on 'How Do You Speak To An Angel'.
Growing Up In Public is basically a concept album (big surprise) about, well, growing up, whether it be in public or not. Thus, it happens to contain more than a fair share of autobiographic songs, rendering it perhaps the most important self-describing album in Lou's career. The more personal song thematics range from first youth reminiscences ('How Do You Speak To An Angel') to rough parental relations ('My Old Man') to problems with establishing social contact (title track) and, well, the themes are many and they're not all that unusual for an autobiographical cycle. The lyrics are also nothing really special: 'My Old Man' even borders on banal, if not for the somewhat unexpected ending. I mean, most of this stuff is nice, but then again, so are hamburgers. I'd come to expect something more deep and thought-provoking from Lou: this autobiographical cycle is to, say, Coney Island Baby as the Kinks' later obnoxious rock operas are to their early deeply intelligent and sharp concept albums.
On this here record Lou is probably at his best when the songs are quiet and relaxed; my favourite is the pleasant little reggae-ish shuffle 'The Power Of Positive Drinking'. It might feel out of place on the album, as it's essentially a funny throwaway - come on now, how come a song with lyrics like 'Some say liquor kills the cells in your head/And for that matter so does getting out of bed' belongs on here? But I love it all the same. Then there's 'Teach The Gifted Children' which (a) closes the album (so you're particularly grateful to it), (b) clocks in at 3:20 (so you're able to breathe with relief), (c) has by far the most interesting lyrics on the album (so you say: 'He's smart! He kept the best bit for the end!'), and (d) tries to sound very emotional and climactic and maybe even cathartic, but fails, because the message is definitely unclear (what's the whole business with 'take me to the river' really about?) and the musical backing is monotonous and boring. So you say: 'Yeah, he's a genius, but he sucks!'
None the more so than on the faster numbers, though - 'Smiles' and 'So Alone' just bug me, especially the latter where Lou gets extremely hoarse and implores you to 'shake your booty' in that exact intonation. Nah. The only other tracks which I can remind as possessing interesting moments are the title track, that had a strange trumpet-imitating synth riff over it, kinda reminding you of the old Transformer days, and the already mentioned 'How Do You Speak...' with its weird time changes and twisted refrains. Everything else is simply forgettable - take Coney Island Baby, substitute all the subtle instrumentation and romantic mood with emotionless, noodling generic guitars and dreary whining and you get Growing Up. Forgettable. Whew. Don't believe me? Just take a look at the album cover for CIB and this one. See the difference? Same goes for the music.

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SONGS FOR DRELLA
(with JOHN CALE)

Year Of Release: 1990
Record rating = 8
Overall rating = 10

Eulogy to Andy Warhol. Ever heard anything of that one?
Best song: WORK

A weird album, this one. Apparently, it wasn't even Lou's and Cale's original desire to write a cycle of songs describing the life and deeds of Andy Warhol: the liner notes say the record was 'originally co-commissioned by The Brooklyn Academy Of Music and The Arts At St Ann's'. The funny thing is that they performed the task as best they could. The practical issue was that Reed and Cale finally got together, and this led to a short-time revival of the Velvet Underground a few years later. However, far more significant is the theoretical issue: Songs For Drella is certainly a unique project, an album that will be extremely hard to assimilate for the non-converted and certainly hard to assimilate for those who don't give a damn about Andy Warhol, because, let's face it, the lyrics that Lou had come up with aren't certainly universalist - they are very personal, referring to Andy's own world and Lou's feelings about Andy. In other words, this is a 'poetic biography' of a crazy artist, written by another crazy artist and performed by two crazy artists: a task that's indeed hard to take. But please, do not judge the album too harshly - it's much, much too easy to fling the CD into the corner after the first listen as a piece of worthless, pretentious crap which it isn't on second listen. No, this is no great shakes, and Lou had done better concept albums before - Berlin is a good example - but this has something that Berlin never had: a sense of realness, a feel of authenticity and deep, moving care. Now I really don't know anything about Andy Warhol that I'm not supposed to know as part of the general 'curriculum', and I certainly don't know anything about Andy's relations with Lou apart from the well-known fact that he 'produced' the Velvet Underground's debut album and paired the band with Nico. And a lot of the lyrics are simply ununderstandable to me, for this and other reasons. But they work, and it's a fact.
All of these songs - though quite often it's simply impossible to call this stuff 'songs', more like monologs set to music - sound as if Lou and John recorded them over the course of two hours in somebody's bedroom. Most often, it's just Cale sitting at his piano and Lou strumming his guitar - sometimes acoustic, sometimes electric. No drums, no bass, nothing - a few viola lines and a few moody synth backgrounds are all that deviates from the formula. But the formula itself is pretty cool. Have you ever heard a song that consists of an electric guitar/piano duet with no rhythm section at all? I mean - at all? Ah now that's groovy. Plus, it often sounds very very Velvet Underground-ish: remember their freak outs on the early albums? Only here they never experiment with the song length or anything. My favourite is 'Work' - a song where Lou babbles about how work was the main principle of Andy's life and how he used to blame Lou for not having written fifteen songs instead of ten. It has that strong distorted guitar line supporting Cale's piano, and it manages to boogie - when there's actually no base for a boogie, it still boogies, and Lou churns out the riff like a demon! Ditto for 'Starlight', 'Forever Changed', and a couple of others.
However, most of the other tunes are usually softer - more reminiscent of Lou's Berlin ballads, in fact: from the jolly gentle piano stylings of the opener, 'Smalltown', and down to the gentle, sympathetic 'Hello It's Me' that closes the album and represents Lou's artistic goodbye to Andy, all these songs aren't supposed to rock - they're rather atmospheric. I really don't think it would be useful to go over the songs one by one, since they don't differ much in style, and their primary difference is in lyrics, not anything else. There's only one track that openly stinks - the lengthy monolog 'A Dream' (it's probably about Andy's death), where Lou doesn't even try to sing - he just mumbles the text over, like in 'The Gift' from White Light; but 'The Gift', at least, was a thrilling story, and it was backed by some wonderful Stones-ish guitar, whereas 'A Dream' is quite hallucinogenous, and it isn't supported by any melody at all, just some moody synth playing from Cale. Perversely, it's the longest track on the album (six and a half minutes), and I faithfully ditched the album a whole point for that.
Otherwise, the atmosphere is really inviting. You can really feel that Lou knew Warhol fine, and liked him quite fine, too. True,there's maybe, like, a total of two or three strong melodies on the whole record, and I really often fall asleep near the middle of the record, but who gives a damn when it's such an honest, moving tribute? And then, there's the lyrics, too: be sure to check out the sheet for 'Trouble With Classicists' if you've ever been interested in the nature of art.

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PERFECT NIGHT LIVE IN LONDON

Year Of Release: 1998
Record rating = 7
Overall rating = 9

Lou's 'Unplugged'; nice, but a bit overrated... by none other than Lou himself.
Best song: they're kinda... all similar on here... okay, for now let it be CONEY ISLAND BABY

Lou's latest is a lengthy live album, recorded at the Meltdown Festival in London in 1997. Apparently, the title of the album isn't just a reminiscence of 'Perfect Day' (which, by the way, is also in the setlist); it also reflects Lou's own feelings towards the concert. I've read some interviews with him where he really admits the night having been a 'perfect' one, a night where everything worked ideally and gelled together - the instruments, the audience, the band, the songs, the mood, etc., etc. And if you bother to read the liner notes, you'll witness a moving story of how Lou plugged his acoustic guitar directly into a special kind of amplifier one day and how it worked fine and how somebody managed to eliminate all the feedback and how he came out with that totally unique and fresh half-acoustic sound that really enthralled him. Now me, I don't think I manage to hear any significant differences between the sound on this record and your standard acoustic guitar run through your standard amp, but then I'm no musician, and I'm certainly not going to say that this is all bullshit; if it had that much importance for Lou, it's okay. Maybe I just have to start really training my ears some day. [Or maybe it's all just a big put-on; considering Lou's enigmatic nature, this isn't that impossible a suggestion].
Unfortunately, I don't think it has that much importance for lovers of Lou Reed music - some, but not lots. Maybe the concert itself was all right, but I don't feel the atmosphere managed to transfer itself on the disc real well. Lou begins the concert with a few oldies: just one VU tune ('I'll Be Your Mirror'), some early Seventies' material ('Perfect Day', 'Kids', 'Vicious'), then goes into more 'modern' numbers that I haven't yet had the chance to appreciate on the original studio releases. As far as I understand, most of this stuff is from the late Eighties and the Nineties, especially Lou's latest, Set The Twilight Reeling. And while the renditions of these songs aren't particularly bad or anything, they somehow wear thin on you rather quickly. Perhaps it's mostly because Lou was so enamorous of his 'newly-found' guitar tone that he never bothered to diversify the arrangements even one simple bit. So it's all formula: Lou's pleasantly, but erratically strummed guitar with lots of syncopation but not a single outstanding melody, uninspired backing from the band, and his Dylan-style singing which he makes even more gruff and grating than on the studio releases. Apparently, Lou tried to emulate the whole Dylan's workshop, including the approach to live performances (I mean the principle 'the worse you sing it, the more artistic it gets'). However, that which mostly works with Dylan does not always work with Lou.
As such, I can hardly stand 'I'll Be Your Mirror': I'll always be associating the tune with Nico, whatever be, and Lou simply can't do the song justice on here. Where's the cold graceful charm? This song was supposed to sound majestic, not pathetic. The stripped-down arrangement of 'Vicious' loses more than half of its raunchy, upbeat, slinky charm either, and whoever wants to hear 'Kids' without the children crying? Not me. I will, however, admit, that the two tunes taken off Coney Island Baby, namely, the title track and 'Kicks', work very well, and manage to thrill me for about just as much as the originals. Of course, it's due to the fact that the originals were also stripped down: Coney Island was so quiet and mellow that it translates onto a 'half-plugged' concert with no losses at all.
Most of the other tunes are fifty-fifty; the general principle, I'd say, is that when Lou tries to 'rock out' with the band, he usually loses it, but when he goes for something weepy and soulful, like 'Talking Book' or the magnificent, tear-inducing rendition of 'Why Do You Talk', he hits the mark with both hands and feet and everything else. Perhaps it would have been a better idea to release an entire live album of ballads; then again, I'd probably just get bored with it. As it is, the ballads simply stand out proud and loud against the inept rockers like 'Original Wrapper' or 'Sex With Your Parents'; actually, the last four tracks off the album are all pretty much dismissable. I still don't understand why Lou went ahead and toyed with rap on 'Original Wrapper'. All for the sake of that stupid pun? Whatever. 'Busload Of Faith' just rules, though.
Oh well, at least Lou's voice is in perfect form, a boon which, unfortunately, was not granted to Dylan. Ever compared Dylan's singing on his mid-Sixties albums with the way he whines on his Nineties records? Some say it's the result of too much smoking, but do you really think Lou Reed smoked any less than Bob? And Lou's voice is just as strong and fresh today as it was on Velvet Underground & Nico; a bit more deep, perhaps, but that's about the only change. Oh yeah, he really grates on you in a couple of places (that 'I wanna fly-y-y-y-y fly-y-y-y AWAAAAAAY' at the end of 'Dirty BLVD' really turns my liver inside out), but you can get used to it, and that's only a couple of places, after all.
So you can simply put on this record, relax in your armchair, and unabashedly wax nostalgic. If you're a Lou fanatic, who knows? this album might yet take you places unseen. Me, I prefer to go straight to the source, but that does not mean Perfect Night is necessarily a bad album. It's just overrated. By the artist himself. The critics hated it, of course. But why should we?

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