Avada Kedavra

(A filk by Pippin, to the tune of Hakuna Matata , from The Lion King)

Enter VOLDEMORT, LUCIUS MALFOY, and DRACO MALFOY

VOLDEMORT (spoken)
Avada Kedavra!
What a wonderful curse

LUCIUS (spoken)
Avada Kedavra
(sung) Can't do any worse

VOLDEMORT
We're unforgiven
for the rest of our days.

VOLDEMORT AND LUCIUS
It's our morals-free
philosophy.
Avada Kedavra!

VOLDEMORT
When I was a young Hogwart

LUCIUS
When he was a young Hogwart
He found his destiny with a certain basilisk
He could clear the school of Mudbloods
But it was a frightful risk

VOLDEMORT
I'm only half blood
Though I am Slytherin
But my intimate friends
Knew I stood to win

VOLDEMORT (Spoken)
But oh the shame

LUCIUS
He was ashamed

VOLDEMORT
Thought of changing my name

LUCIUS
You Must Not Be Named!

VOLDEMORT
Every time that it hit
And I felt like --

LUCIUS
Hey Master, not in front of the kid

VOLDEMORT
Oh, sorry

ALL
Avada Kedavra
What a wonderful phrase
Avada Kedavra
Ain't no passing craze
Annihilation
In a flash of green haze
It's our Muggle-free
philosophy
Avada Kedavra
Avada Kedavra, etc.

VOLDEMORT, LUCIUS and DRACO draw their wands, form a conga line and exit, chanting