Come
back with my flying sauser!
by
Wulf
It
was a clear day, the wind was still. The silent, silver
behemoth hovered above the ground. The Sneak Force
had arrived. The time period was the late 1980's and
the Sneak Force had just finished their main mission.
"I'll
Sneak, come on and land Roswell already Sketch!"
Beat commaned. "We've just gotta find one."
As
Roswell's portal opened, exposing the world to these
punky galactic heroes, Beat flew down the ramp with
his bmx bike. The others followed. "Are you sure
about this?" Kidd asked.
"I'm
telling you, it's worth it, we all know they had one
around every corner back then, I mean now, ah you
know what I mean." Beat defended.
The
mighty force, these kids, these galactic space pilots
were on a mission of their own. The mission to find
an 80's arcade hall. Leaving in such a hurry, none
of them remembered that Roswell was down, out of commission
as he so often was, and that Too Sneaky, his repair
person was on the job. After defending the mission
from the Greys, Roswell took a heavy beating. They
had a small window of time, while Too Sneaky repaired
their great friend. They had left the portal open,
the door to Roswell.
Well
on their way to their nirvana, a few kids on bikes,
around junior high age, approached the field Roswell
was hidden in.
"I'm
telling you, it's worth it, Macy's got the game of
games, it cost the most of any game ever, it's in
their demo master system, you can actually get to
play Phantasy Star. We hafta pick up Mickey first,
he's been waiting for us to play it." said Tom,
as he drug his friends through the field to his pal's
house.
As
they rode around the corner, and Roswell came into
sight, the friends were awestruck. Chadd slammed on
his breaks, Tom slammed into his bike, but the kids
didn't care. Chris said "I...eeeyyyye."
Tom smiled, let's goto Mickey's in that!
Lynne,
looked in shock at that proposal. Yet, the kids moved
on. Dave said "I wonder if the aliens are still
inside."
The
group stood at the bottom of the ramp to the portal.
"I'm doing it." Tom exclaimed, as he placed
his bike down. Tom ran up the ramp, but then slowed
down as he reached the portal. Chris and Dave looked
at each other, shrugged their shoulders and ran up.
Colt said "Sorry Lynne, I gotta see this two"
Lynne said "Wait for me" as she followed
up. Lynne and Colt heard Tom far away saying, "Check
this out, it's like a portable video game system,
do alien's play games too?"
Down
the way, the Sneak Force approach their magical site
of fun, the Arcade. Zip begins to speak, simultaneously
over their Zipsnick devices. "EMERGENCY, EMERGENCY!"
"What
Zip, what is it?" Flare asked.
"Roswell
has intruders!" Zip replied.
"We'll
take controls remotely with our Zipsnicks then."
Kidd said.
"No,
that function is still unavailable due to the damage,
Too Sneaky isn't finished repairing yet." Zip
said.
"Now
that's a bad sneak." Sketch added. As the other
four members glared at him.
Back
on Roswell, "I don't get it, I almost do, I think
you get to fly the ship using this game system for
controls." Said Tom.
"I
get it." Said Chris. As all the kids, stumbled
to their feet from the movement of the flying sauser
they had found.
"You're
flying it!?" asked Colt. "Awesome!"
said Tom. "Don't crash it!" Said Lynne.
"I
got it." Said Chris, as he sat on the couch with
a Zipsnick in his hand. "We'll pick Mickey up
in this." he said.
The
Sneak Force were pedaling as fast as they could, out
of breathe, Beat said "Sneaks will be owed!"
"We
can't remote control Roswell yet, and we can't even
communicate with the intruders, but we can track Roswell's
location." said Zip.
"That's
real sneaky Zip" Beat sarcastically said.
"I
got an idea, I'll call Mickey before we get there."
Tom said.
"You
can do that?" Colt asked.
"Sure,
this game system can fly a ufo, I'm sure it can phone
home." Tom replied.
Mickey's
phone rang, as he said there all alone and waiting.
"Hello." Mickey answered in a depressed
voice. "Mickey, it's me, listen were gonna pick
you up in stead... we got a ride." Tom said.
"Hurry up, I've been waiting forever." Mickey
said.
Mickey,
sat back on his bed, with a controller in hand, now
on the 4th board of Kung Fu Kid, as he was still in
a competition with a neighborhood kids to beat the
game first.
"I
think they're landing" Zip exclaimed. "I
got the location."
Roswell
arrived at Mickey's house, Tom opened one of the bedroom
space portals on the top of Roswell and yelled "Yo,
Mickey, you ready?"
Mickey
got up, paused his Master System, shut the TV off,
and slowly emerged from one of his front doors. He
looked around and said "Huh?" as he saw
nothing.
"Up
here" Colt yelled.
Mickey
looked up in shock at the flying sauser, tilted a
bit, with Tom and Colt popping out the top.
"Let's
goto the mall in this!" Tom said as he waved.
Just
as Roswell hovered near the ground, and the portal
opened, Mickey finally looked excited. He smiled and
just as he was about to start running... ZAAAPPP!
He was struck and fell down.
"Told
ya sneaks would be owed" Beat said, as he had
just put to sleep Mickey with his Zipsnick stunner.
"Time
to owe some, well some more sneaks" Edge added.
As the Sneak Force rode up to Roswell's portal before
the intruders figured out what had happened.
The
friends awoke in Mickey's bedroom, with the TV on
and Kung Fu Kid paused on the final board.
