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For 39 days, 16 castaways were stranded
in Asia. Every 3 days on the island became a 1-hour
show. The first contestant
eliminated pockets $2500. Each successive eliminated contestant
wins more money, through the next-to-last Survivor, who receives
$100,000. The final Survivor wins a million dollars!
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in no way associated with CBS, Mark Burnett Productions, or the Survivor
production.
SOMETIMES THEY COME BACK...AGAIN!
No idea WHY they'd come back to go through this hell again, but 18
previous Survivors (including the first three winners and the winner of
Survivor: Amazon) have descended on the Pearl Islands off the coast of
Panama to outwit, outplay and outlast the others for ANOTHER million
dollars!
This time, unlike the seven contests beforehand, there are THREE teams
of six instead of two teams of eight. Each team is named after the
island which they'll be calling home for the next 39 days. My team,
decked in yellow, is the Saboga Tribe. And they are:
RUDY BOESCH - the hard-nosed 75-year-old ex-Navy SEAL from Survivor:
Borneo,
TINA WASSON - the adventurous nurse and winner of Survivor: The
Australian Outback,
JENNA LEWIS - the energetic insurance claims analyst from Survivor:
Borneo,
ETHAN ZOHN - the pro soccer player and winner of Survivor: Africa,
JERRI MANTHEY - the lovely and talented bartender/actress from
Survivor: The Australian Outback, and
RUPERT BONEHAM - the large-and-in-charge tie-dyed shirt-wearing mentor
from Survivor: Pearl Islands
They don't know who the other tribes are...or even that there are three
tribes. They're just dumped off on their island with nothing more than
a machete and a map to their Tree-Mail and their water supply.
Everything else...well, let's just say this is the least supplies given
to a Survivor group EVER!
DAY 1: THE ARRIVAL
Upon arriving at their banner, Ethan seems content with the team, since
they have "the mom (Tina), the nice guy (Rupert), the military guy
(Rudy), the hot chick (Jerri)"...a well-rounded collection of
individuals. Tina says it's not about the money for her but the life
experiences. Rupert is the only Pearl Islands guy in the entire game,
so he decides to hang back and do the work while the super-egos clash.
"No strategy for a new game," he says. Jenna L. thinks she's a lock
because Ethan and Tina will be the first two to go, being previous
winners. Jerri's nervous, thinking Tina still doesn't like her even
three years removed from the Outback.
Rudy leads these Saboga horses to the water...but he won't even TRY to
make them drink it because it is cloud and ugly-looking. Rudy doesn't
seem to have a problem with it, though, down a fair amount before the
rest stop him. Ah, he's drank worse in Vietnam and Russia. Tina and
Jenna L. find banana trees, though the fruits aren't quite ripe yet.
So they have no food, no clean water, no shelter...and no fire. Things
are NOT starting out well. The GOOD news is, though the tribe doesn't
know it yet, the OTHERS are in the same boat.
LATER DAY 1: FIRESTARTERS?
So, down on the beach, Rupert, Tina, and Jenna L. work on getting fire.
Rupert, being the strongman of the group, rubs the wood together
briskly and achieves smoke...but he doesn't have the stamina to make it
into fire. Ethan and Rudy then give it a crack, but Ethan runs out of
steam as well. Rudy then tries the old bowstring-corkscrewing trick,
using a makeshift bow...but the string snaps before they even get
started. Jerri says it has finally hit that they have nothing and they
need a LOT of help, which they're not going to get.
But, as dehydrated as they are, this is STILL a game...and this game
needs alliances. And the first one is sparked by Rudy and Rupert.
Rudy's sure that Ethan and Tina are sticking together, as are Jenna L.
and Jerri. So the best thing as far as he's concerned is to stay with
the "worker bee" and trust him. Rupert's sure that, if they can make
it through the first few days, they can make it all the way.
DAY 2:
IMMUNITY CHALLENGE: QUEST FOR FIRE
"To and from each challenge
Fly your colors as you stride
In this show of unity
Your flag shows tribal pride
Three more days are guaranteed
For those triumphant in the game
Bring your dive mask with you
To face the man of flame."
We arrive at the Challenge Beach last, shocking both Moga Moga and
Chapera tribes. We tell Uncle Jeff that we arrived on our respective
islands to nothing but the machete, a bucket and dirty water. Rudy
likes the fact that Susan Hawk drank the water...if only because it's
one of the other teams. He doesn't mention that he ALSO drank the
water.
The first Immunity Challenge of All-Stars harkens all the way back to
the first-ever Immunity Challenge of Survivor. It's a quest for fire.
All three tribes start off on a platform out at sea, then dive down to
unhook a raft from an anchor on the sea floor (hence the dive mask).
They'll then swim to shore, lighting two woks on the way with fire
using torches and a cauldron on the raft. Once on shore, they light a
third wok, and then move the raft under a bamboo crawl. Once out of
that, they light a final wok, and then bring the raft across the finish
line. The two teams that completely cross first wins immunity in the
form of a neat little two-piece Immunity Idol, representing humanity
and environment.
So we swim out to the platform and, while awaiting the start, Mogo
Mogo's Richard discards his loin cloth and exposes his "Little Richard"
for all to see. This ALONE would dishearten any strong Survivor.
Uncle Jeff proclaims, "Survivor All-Stars is officially 'on'!
Survivors, ready...GO!"
36 pairs of arms and legs fling the attached 18 bodies off the
platforms. Ethan and Rupert dive down to unhook the raft and all three
tribes go neck and neck...that is until we feel that one of the anchors
wasn't completely undone. Rupert dives to get it unhooked, but it
already is! This gives Mogo Mogo and Chapera the chance to get well on
their way towards the first wok.
We're playing catch-up for the rest of the challenge, struggling with
getting to the woks and lighting them. Uncle Jeff says we're closing
the gap by the time we reach the second wok, but it sure doesn't LOOK
like we're gaining much ground. Both the other tribes have their third
woks lit before we're even out of the water. We struggle with the raft
to light the third wok and get it to the bamboo crawl...and it looks
like Jenna L. is just SITTING on the raft instead of helping! Then we
goof again, having to take off a torch to get under the foot-high
bamboo structure.
This proved our ultimate downfall. Chapera finishes first, with Mogo
Mogo ("Little Richard" and all) crossing second. But we don't quit,
dragging that raft across with our last ounce of collective strength.
Chapera gets the "humanity" portion of the Idol while Mogo Mogo gets
"environment". Saboga...gets the knowledge that SOMEONE is going home
tomorrow night, like it or not. At least we can take some comfort that
neither other team gets the fire they so desperately need...much like
we still do.
DAY 3: DEAD MAN WALKING
Nothing like starting off your second Survivor experience with a
humiliating loss and a Tribal Council, eh? (I don't blame Rupert or
Jenna L. for this. I blame Gordon for giving me this tribe :) )
Everyone is horrible, not wanting to think about who will be the first
one "voted off the island". The two "J"s talk to each other about
ditch Ethan and Tina (since neither wants to see them win ANOTHER
million) and Rudy (just because of his presence in the tribe). Jenna
L. even TELLS Ethan he doesn't want him around. And she also tries to
get the "R-Alliance" to point that way as well.
Tina and Ethan stick together, trying to figure out what to do "as
targets". Ethan tries to talk Rupert into seeing THEIR side of the
story. Rupert is torn between the Winner Alliance and the J-Alliance,
knowing that, whichever way HE goes, Rudy will go with him. If nothing
else, he WILL stick with Rudy, no mater what. But which other pair to
trust?
NIGHT 3 (TRIBAL COUNCIL): TORCH SONG
It is a dark and stormy night as the dejected Saboga tribe marches up
the stairs to a high tree house where Uncle Jeff awaits us with wet
torches, which we light. It's been an ugly three days. Jerri thinks
this is total hell compared to the first three days in the Outback.
Jeff think Rupert's gotta be nuts to come back so soon after coming in
eighth in this very area, but he's thinking about his wife and
daughter. Jerri and Jenna L. are collecting rain water in their hands
and their buffs to hydrate themselves. Rudy thinks the tribe is just
fine.
Ethan thinks he and Tina being previous winners is at a HUGE
disadvantage, but Jeff spins it and says it's because they RESPECT the
winners (yeah, right). Jenna L. flat out tells Jeff that there's no
room in this game for former winners, because they ALREADY have six
zeroes in their bank accounts. Tina says it's not fair, but the former
winners knew this going in. Rupert and Rudy say that the ex-winners
have every right to continue if they're the best. Ethan likens it to
sports: the previous champs are not automatically excluded from ever
winning again (and the Patriots know that first-hand).
It is time to vote: Ethan starts us off by voting for Jenna L.,
saying, "Your mouth just keeps going and going and going. You better
be careful or it's gonna bite you in the big old butt of yours." Next
to vote are Jenna L., Jerri, then Tina (who ALSO votes for Jenna L.),
Rudy and finally Rupert.
Uncle Jeff brings the canister back out and reads the votes. The first
two are for Jenna L., the next three for Tina and the last...for Tina
Wasson. No second million for her as her torch is snuffed and she
marches out.
And, now, the WORSE news: Normally we're allowed to bring our torches
back, along with the fire it brings. But mean Uncle Jeff tells us we
need to make fire on our own before we can bring the torches home.
Nope...not a good trio of days at all for Saboga.
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