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For 39 days, 16 castaways were stranded in Asia.  Every 3 days on the island became a 1-hour show.  The first contestant eliminated pockets $2500.  Each successive eliminated contestant wins more money, through the next-to-last Survivor, who receives $100,000.  The final Survivor wins a million dollars!

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Remember last season when Robb was the poor clueless animal that had no clue that he was going bye-bye? This year's clueless contestant seems to be Roger.

But before we get to Roger, we switch over to the other team - Jabaru night, and we are already discussing strategy. The plan is to all let them think that the men will be knocking out the women - but then take out Dave. And then Roger. 'That will be the highlight of my game' exclaims Rob.

'Welcome...you have...tree mail' - and it's not in the form of a goofy letter - it's in the form of a key - and it opens up the locked box. Inside the locked box is.....the goofy letter. Argh.

We start with men and women
then mixed it up for fun
for those who survived 19 days
its time to live as one

Paddle to your location
Leave your old life behind
Take your water machete and personal packs
and a brand new world you are about to find

'Oh we got to build a new shelter - that sucks.' gripes Rob, but he's happy that everyone is coming back together. Jabaru is still planning strategy. The order is David, Roger, then Butch - then probably Christy with some chianti and some few fava beans...oh wait, wrong show.

We do indeed merge into one tribe. We get the traditional individual merge spiel from Uncle Jeffy - and we get rad new red buffs. We all go into new boats and we have to start all over again.

Christy is happy that she made it to the merger and Dave is happy that he got this far. We all know about what happens to the people who are just happy to get there...

The teams arrive to a feast, complete with meat, fruits, veggies and beer. 'We're at a new point - it's new people, it's new friendships to be made.' says Dave. Matt cheesr too - 'Here's to new friends.' as they toast to being the final 10. Maybe to you, but we'll see how long that lasts...

Not very long, as the opening image of a sleeping crocodile is appearing in the water. Or maybe it's just the representative image of their new tribe name - Jacare, which represents that reptile.

Once again, we have to start anew - and once agai, Roger reminds everyone why people wanted to vote him off. 'Roger is an ass.' says Rob, as Roger barks orders to everyone. That really sets off Deena the wrong way. They are arguing about where to put the camo, where to put the fire, etc. Deena is less than thrilled, and all of the sudden, she is thinking about switching her vote from Dave to Roger.

She's not the only one - Christy is pissed at Roger. So is Heidi and Jenna, who tell Deena that they are switching their vote, with the rationale that if Roger gets on the jury, that's an automatic vote against any woman in the final 2.

Rob is staying to his game plan. 'Some people are busy building shelters, other people, like myself, are building alliances and working towrda the end of the game. We'll see if the guys building the shelter are going to be around here for more than 6 or 9 days.'

Dave and Roger and Butch are sticking to their game plan of voting off the girls - Christy is first, then Deena. They neglected to tell Alex and Matt, who are also switching to the 'Let's get rid of Roger' campaign. They are switching to the old Jabaru alliance - and then they get to fight amongst themselves once they are the only 5 people left.

It's nighttime, and everyone is excited - except one person. 'There's one man that's sleeping and snoring - and it happens to be the same man that everyone wants to kick off.' That man is, of course, Roger - and while he's sleeping, the kids are doing stuff that kids do. Like swap sex stories. Rob notices that Dave, although the strongest, is turning on the All-American charm - and that's not good for him. He wants to get rid of Dave as soon as humanly possible.

A threesome for Rob? That's what Heidi and Jenna are talking about - Rob says that he is changing his final thre to him and the 2 ladies, as he wants to have better sex stories than himself and a bunch of fat women. I wonder how the fat women who had sex with Rob are feeling about this.

We're on the morning after 0 and everyone is sleeping, bonged out of their mind - except for one person. That wuld be Roger, and he is chopping up wood, which wakes up the rest of the camp. 'The guy has no idea of how much of a jerk he is. He has no sense of sense of self-awareness...people don't like him. Nobody likes him.'

'Its not the battle of the Sexes anymore, it's the battle of the weaker vs. the stronger.' says Deena, who is plotting with Jenna to take herself, Rob and Jenna to the final three. 'The boys are going to be sweting tomorrow night after Roger goes home.'

But Roger can still save himself - if he wins the immunity challenge. Joanna's evil idol is now history - and we see the return of the ugly necklace. The immunity challenge is simple - whoever stays the longest on a 4 inch by 12 inch piece of wood wins.

Roger is almost the first one off - but he maintains his balance. Jeff reminds everyone that if they don't want to be made a meal of in the water to get out the second that they fall in. Jenna will take off her clothes for some chocolate and peanut butter. So will Heidi. 'Jeff, get them some chocolate and peanut butter.' yellls Rob. Jeff complies. So do the women, and we get to see some DIGITIZATION, BABY!!!!! They strip butt naked and jump in.

Roger gives up after staing in for 35 minutes. He even announces it as he jumps in. That's around the dumbest elimination that I can think of - at least Jeff Varner lost for peanut butter and Clarence lost on rock, paper, scissors.

Next up - Pizza! Rob, Alex, and Butch go in for that. The next item up, buffalo wings, claim Dave and Matt, which leaves Christy and Deena all alone on the wooden planks. The next plate is spaghetti and meatballs - the women decide to share that. They play rock, paper and scissors - and Deena wins that for immunity. Christy, although she loses the rock, paper, scissors game, feels pretty safe.

Alex sums it up - 'We had the best time out there. Naked Chicks? yeah! Pizza? Yeah! Roger stupid enough to jump off and get himself nothing? Yeah! He has no idea that he's getting home tonight.' As for the naked chicks? 'We are the original Survivor Girls Gone Wild.' exclaims Jenna.

Everyone is talking about Roger's demise. Meanwhile, Roger thinks that the females are all going to be gone. Dave and Butch agree with that sentiment. Rob knows what's coming, as he predicts that the women are going to take all of the guys out - and that he'll be the last man standing.

Tribal Council time - and we are still playing the roles. Butch and Roger and are still being oblivious and Deena, Rob and company are still being subservient. 'If I really felt that I needed that for immunity, I would have given it my all.' says Roger. Doh!

Deena has an opportunity to give her immunity up - and she doesn't. And she doesn't need to. No surprises in the voting - Roger Butch and Dave all go for Christy. We get 2 very entertaining responses in the vote for Roger:

Deena - 'Reality Check - and mate. Never underestimate the power of a woman.'

Rob - possibly the best voting outtro ever - 'Here comes tonight long-distance dedication. It goes out to Rob from New York. He writes: Dear Casey, there's a mean old man in my life who's about to leave. Can you please play something appropriate for me? Well Rob, here's your request: Na na na na, na na na na, hey hey hey , Good-Bye.'

Here come the first 6 votes - 2 for Christy and 2 for Roger. Roger even expects a 4th vote, which he gets. He does not expect vote number 5 or 6 - which he gets. Butch and Dave are stunned. Rob has a smirk the size of New York on his face.

Well, that makes the game a little more interesting. Alliances and Sub-alliances. Dave and Butch are clearly on the outside looking in. The question is will they be too late when they realize it?