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For those of you keeping score at home, this is the second reference I'm making to "Coupling."

As JD welcomes us back to the people market, we see the eight mannequins missing from the Belk's in Atlanta. But which two of the four ladies will move one step forward in claiming the prize of America's hottest woman? And which two will magically turn back to wood and plastics like that chickie from "Sex and the City?"

The votes are in and moving on from the Southeast are. the bouncy Chantille and the wiry Valerie. So far, I'm one for two. But that's all child's play, as we move forward to the next destination for our flavor-of-the-month search...

HOT ZONE 3: The Northwest - the ladies...

Lady #1 - Aja (pronounced like the continent); 20; tango instructor; Boulder, CO - And look, she can stumble and pass it off as a flip!

RACHEL: "Okay, you've got to stop with that staring... stuff, 'cause that's just a real off-put right now... SMILE!" Face: 8. Body: 6. Sex appeal: 7.5. ("If I had a boyfriend, you would just totally come onto him.")
RANDOLPH: "You've got a great face. So smile, and relax, and turn around." Face: 8.1 ("You're not using it yet.") Body: 7.9. Sex appeal: 7.9 ("You haven't' come into it yet.").
LORENZO, who's "feeling a little Irish Spring now": Face: 9. Body: 8.5. Sex appeal: 9.
Total: 21.5 + 23.9 + 26.5 = 71.9 points

Lady #2 - Jessica Durosier; 27; business owner; Redmond, WA - "This... This is PERFECTION!" Yeah, we'll see.

RANDOLPH: Face: 9. Body: 8.9 ("You had a little help?" Yes, she did. "One's a little bigger than the other."). Sex appeal: 9.8
RACHEL, who thinks that "everyone has an odd-looking boob": Face: 9. Body: 9. Sex appeal: 9.7.
LORENZO, who whips out the Fault Finder: Face: 9. Body: 8.5. Sex appeal: 9
Total: 27.7 + 27.7 + 26.5 = 81.9

Lady #3 - Ivy Shinkle; 21; doctor's office manager; Denver, CO - She's happy naked. Her words, not mine. Dude in audience: "Strip for us!" Apparently someone in the crowd's happy for her.
RACHEL: Face: 9. Body, following the "TOO HOT" blocker (Looking at Lorenzo's actions, I guess there's nothing like a thong to bring a brother to his knees): 9.6. Sex appeal: 9.8
RANDOLPH: Face: 8.9. Body: 9. Sex appeal: 9.4.
LORENZO, who's presumably with us now: Face: 9.8. Body: 10 ("Flawless"). Sex appeal: ("Do I have to give the last score, because then she'll have to go away.") 10.
Total: 28.4 + 27.3 + 29.8 = 85.5

Lady #4 - Ann Littleton; 21; NBA dancer; Parker, CO - Hmm... NBA dancer from Colorado... There's a joke about... Oh, we'll save it for next week.
RANDOLPH: "I'm kinda glad you didn't do anything to enhance your breasts, but they ARE very small." Face: 6.9 for the makeup choice. Body: 7.5. Sex appeal: 6.5.
RACHEL, who likens Ann to the 60s: Face: 6.9. Body: 8.5 Sex appeal: 8.
LORENZO: Face: 8. Body: 8.5. Sex appeal: 9.

Total: 20.9 + 23.4 + 25.5 = 69.8

Lady #5 - Amber Lancaster; 22; NFL cheerleader; Tacoma, WA - Well... she certainly looks the part.
RACHEL: Face: 8.5 ("It's almost like the hair is gray."). Body: 9 (at this moment, Amber's looking around like 'What the heck am I doing here?'). Sex appeal: 9.6.
RANDOLPH: Face: 8.5. Body: 9.5. Sex appeal: 9.
LORENZO: Face: 9. Sex appeal: 8. Body: 9.5.
Total: 27.1 + 27 + 26.5 = 80.6

Lady #6 - Krisi Wald; 18; sales associate; Springfield, OR - she's kind of cheeky in a kiddie-I-have-seven-Justin-Timberlake-posters-on-my-bedroom-wall kind of way.
RACHEL: Face: 9. Body: 9. Sex appeal: 8 ("You're 18? Wow.")
RANDOLPH: Face: 8. Body: 9. Sex appeal: 8.3
LORENZO: Face: 9. Body: 9.2 ("Angelic"). Sex appeal: 9
Total: 26 + 25.3 + 27.2 = 78.5

Lady #7 - Carlie Allen; 21; student; Englewood, CO - She's got a bit of a hip issue going on there.
RANDOLPH, after getting a decidedly quick glance at her rear: Face: 7.1. Body: 6.2. Sex appeal: 7.5.
RACHEL: Face: 7.8. Body: 6. Face: 7.5
LORENZO: Face: 8 ("You're a little volcano waiting to erupt, aren't you?"). Body: 7.5. Sex appeal: 8.
Total: 20.8 + 21.3 + 23.5 = 65.6

Lady #8 - Renee Russell; 20; nanny; Issaquah, WA - She's a tall drink of water... and check it out, Randolph agrees with me.
RANDOLPH: Face: 8.7. Body: 9.2. Sex appeal: 9.8 ("totally fun in a Charlie's Angels sort of way).
RACHEL: Face: 8.9. Body: 9.4. Sex appeal: 9.7.
LORENZO: Body: 9. Face: 9.2. Sex appeal: 9.
Total: 27.7 + 27.2 + 28 = 82.9

Okay, doing the math here. Advancing to the public vote are Ivy, Renee, Jessica, and Amber. Who will advance? Who won't? And does Lorenzo have any more chat-up lines in him? Find out next week. In the meantime, go to ABC.com and vote. My picks are Ivy (who scored two perfect tens) and Jessica, because some guys find off-breasts a turn-on.

And for those keeping score, this is Coupling reference #3.