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So Chico's VCR gets screwed up because of one of his relatives. And I'm the one that has to rate the women. Poor me. I don't know howwwwww I will deal with staring at America's most beautiful women that the Northeast has to offer.

I'm sure I'll find some way to manage. =)

By the way, You can check out the men's section for how this thing works, why I am covering both sections, and who the judges liked in the men's section.

The judges are Lorenzo Lamas, Rachel Hunter and Randolph Duke. A scale of 1-10 is up for Face, Body, and Sex Appeal. 10 stands for Cindy Crawford, while 1 stands for Sandy the Crawfish.

So without further ado - let's see the 8 ladies:

Lady #1 - a 25 year old executive Officer from Pennsylvania - Melinda Griffith. Too much body, too little face for me.
Randolph - (I saw a little too much jiggle) Face - 7.5, Body - 7.5, Sex Appeal - 9
Rachel - Face (there's something a little hard with it) - 5, Body - 4, Sex Appeal - 8.5
Lorenzo - Sex Appeal - 9.9, Face - 9.5, Body - 8.7 Total - 24 + 17.5 + 28.1 = 69.6 points

Lady #2 - A 22 year old Bartender from Chicao, Lisa Piepergurtis. Nice body, face doesn't do it for me either. Rachel - Face - 9, Body - 9, Sex Appeal - 9.5
Rabdolph (you remind me of a Charlie's Angel) Face - 9, Body - 9.9, Sex Appeal - 9.5
Lorenzo - I'm not feeling a lot of sexual energy) - Face - 9.9, Body - 9.7, Sex Appeal - 9
Total - 27.5 + 28.4 + 28.6 = 84.5 points

Lady #3 - A 21 year old Flight Attendant from Minnesota, Kerry Detlend 'If you're looking for somebody natural - here I am.' I have the reverse problem - love the face, waifish body.
Randolph Face - 9.5 - Face - 9.5, Sex Appeal - 9
Rachel - Face - 9, Body - 8, Sex Appeal - 9.8
Lorenzo - Body - 9.5 (At some point between the hip and the knee, the body has to touch), Face - 9.8, Sex Appeal - 9.9
Total - 28 + 26.8 + 29.2 = 84 points

Lady #4 - A 26 year oid waitress from Palisades Park, New Jersey - Teresa Paladino. She looks very plain and skinny in the bathing suit.
Rachel - (You need to wear more make-up.) Face - 7.5, Body - 6, Sex Appeal - 6. Ouch
Randolph - (You might have wanted to stuff those soft gels in your bra before coming out here Body - 7.5, Face - 7.9, Sex Appeal - 6
Lorenzo - Face - 9, Body - 7, Sex Appeal - 8
OUCH
Total - 19.5 + 21.4 + 24 = 64.9 points

Lade #5 - A 22 year old office manager from Minnesota, Nicki Kretzmer. Ohhhhhh Yeahhhhh. Nice face, nice blonde hair and body, nice...assets. She's got it going on.
Randolph (There is some happy spandex going on tonight. Face - 9, Body - 9, Sex Appeal - 9
Rachel - Body - 9.8, Face - 8.9, Sex Appeal - 9.8
Lorenzo - (I'm pointing right now at perfection) - Body - 9, Face - 9.5, Sex Appeal - 9.8
Total - 27 + 28.6 + 28.3 = 83.9 points

Lady #6 - A 24 year old waitress from NYC - Elizabeth Valerio. She looked so much better with her clothes on. The face is not bad, but too much cellulite there for me.
Rachel - Face - 5 (She gets a lot of boos from the audience), Body - 9, Sex Appeal - 9.9
Randolph - Face - 8, Body - 8, Sex Appeal - 9
Lorenzo - Face - 9, Body - 8.8, Sex Appeal - 9.8
Total - 23 + 25 + 27.6 = 75.6 points

Lady #7 - A 30 Year old local TV host from Minnesota, Cherica Penny. 'People think that I'm just sweet, but I'm actually really really naughty.' With a nice face, skimpy bikini bottom, British accent and leather boots, I'm down with that.
Randolph - Face - 9.5, Body - 9, Sex Appeal - 8.5
Rachel - Body - 9.5, Face - 9.8, Sex Appeal - 9
Lorenzo - Face - 9.5, Sex Appeal - 9, (Wheter it's natural or not, it's too thin - 7 for the body)
Total - 27 + 28.3 + 25.5 = 80.8 points

Lady #8 - A 23 year old graduate stdent from New York, Chi Chi Rodiora. Nice face, but a very emaciated body
Rachel - Face - 9.9, Body - 7.5, Sex Appeal - 9
Randolph - (Your body is just too thin to carry the sex appeal...hit McDonalds and get some of those cheeseburgers) Face - 8.5, Body - 7.5, Sex Appeal - 8
Lorenzo - Face - 9.3, Body (Don't skip any more meals) - 7, Sex Appeal - 8.9
Total - 26.4 + 24 + 25.2 = 75.6 points

Your final four women for this circuit are Lisa, Kerry, Nicki and Cherica. If I had my vote, it would be Nicki all the way - but Cherica, the only African American left in either the male or the female category, could sneak this one out. Chico will fill you in on who moves on and next week's zone on Thursday.