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We are in week 4 of this zaniness, and perhaps the most interesting one for Chico - I wish they all could be Califrnia girls! As for me? I just get stuck with the Randolph jokes.

But before the Randolph jokes, we have some wrapping up to do. The bald Tony and the funky-accented Shipley advance to the next round. We now have 6 guys who were deemed hot by the 30 or so American people who voted in.

There are 2 more slots that need to be filled in - so lets fill them in. We get our 8 guys after he get the obnoxious intro of everyone thinking that they are hot and the gratuitous parade of meat.

I don't want to have an East Coast bias here, but I think half of these guys should be walking out in the second round with paper bags over their heads. Yeccccch.

Of course, the faces are not the only thing that the judges are looking for. They want a nice body, they want some nice sex appeal, and Randolph wants some phone numbers. Did I say that? I guess I did...

Guy #1 - A 19 year old waiter from California, Jason Blair. He has no body tone or development whatsoever. Lorenzo - 'The comedy club's down the street...I just want to look at you and laugh.' Face - 8, Vody - 8, Sex Appeal - 8.5 Mercy numbers.
Rachel wants the shell necklace off. 'It seems like you've been smoking a bit.' Face - 7.5, Body - 6.9, Sex Appeal - 6.5
Randolph - Face - 7.9, Body - 6.5, Sex Appeal - 7. And no phone numbers.
Total - 24.5 + 20.9 + 21.4 = 65.9 points.

Guy #2 - A 26 year old high school teacher from California, David Maxwell. 'If I advance, it would be great and I'd love it.'
Randolph - He turns David around to show uds some back hair. Ewwwwwww. Face - 9.5, Body - 9.5 - Sex Appeal - 9.5
Lorenzo - 'You're a great looking guy' Face - 9.8, Body -10, Sex Appeal - 9.9
Rachel - '10, 10 and 10'. David has earned Randolph's phone number - as well as Rachel's phone number.
Total - 28.5 + 29.7 + 30 88.2 pointa. Far and away the highest guy score ever.

Guy #3 - A 28 year old Kickboxing Instructor from Dallas, Texas, Andre Segoway. One of the faces that we need to see covered. Actually, cover all of him in a paper bag.
Lorenzo - Face - 7.5, Body - 7.9, Sex Appeal - 7.6.
Rachel - Face - 7.9, Body - 7.9, Sex Appeal - 7.6
Lorenzo - Face - 7.5, Body - 8, Sex Appeal - 8
Total - 23 + 23.4 + 23.5 = 69.9 points

Guy #4 - A 29 year old entrepeneur, from San Diego, California, Domenic Ricci. His nipple is pierced, and so is his brain.
Lorenze - Body - 9.5, Face - 9, Sex Appeal - 9
Rachel loves his eyes - Body - 9, Sex Appeal - 9.2, Face - 9.7
Randolph - You've got the Tom Cruise thing going on' No comment. Face - 9.6, Body - 9.2, Sex Appeal - 9
Total = 27.5 + 27.9 + 27.8 = 83.2 points

Guy #5 - A 29 year old Tae Kwon Do Instructor from California, Anton Kesselhoff. Is it just me, or do the instructors look like they've banged their heads on boards just one too many times?
Lorenzo - Face - 9, Body - 8.5, Sex Appeal - 8.6
Rachel - Face - 9.7, Body - 9, Sex Appeal - 8.7
Randolph - 'They need to cast you in the next Bond film because you look like a Russian Spy.' Face - 9.3, Body - 8.7, Sex Appeal - 8.6
Total - 26.6 + 27.4 + 26.6 = 80.6 points

Guy #6 - A 22 year old bartender from San Diego, California, Dylan Bruce. He's a little confident, bordering on arrogance, which impresses Lorenzo but pisses Raldolph off.
Randolph - Face - 9.1, Body - 9.3, Sex Appeal - 8.3
Rachel - Face - 9.7, Body - 9.9, Sex Appeal - 9.5
Lorenzo - Face - 9.5, Body - 9.4 - Sex Appeal - 9.5
Total - 26.7 + 29.1 + 28.4 = 84.2 points

Guy #7 - A 24 year old retail manager from San Diego, California, Jimmy Rogo. A blonde surfer. Duuuuude!
Randolph - 'I didn't know that cro magnon surfed.' Face - 9.5, Body - 9.8, Sex Appeal - 8.9
Rachel - Face - 9.4, Body - 9.8, Sex Appeal - 8.9
Lorenzo - Face - 9.7, Body - 9.8, Sex Appeal - 9
Total - 28.2 + 28.1 + 28.5 = 84.7 points

Guy #8 - A 28 year old from San Diego, California, Cheval Ford. He wants to enjoy life. Maybe the judges will help.
Lorenzxe - Face - 9, Body - 9.5, Sex Appeal - 8.5
Rachel - 'Your teeth are just a little bit bucked. Face - 8.9, Body - 8.9, Sex Appeal - 8
Randolph - Face - 8, Body, 9.5, Sex Appeal - 8.9
Cheval's reaction? 8's are real good. Not against this group, they aren't.
Total - 27 + 25.8 + 26.4 =79.3 points


For the first time in thois show, a guy with 80 points is not going to get in. Anton is so close, but not close enough and he's out. David, Domenic, Dylan and Jimmy advance. I'm guessing that Davifd and Domenic move on - but you don't get to decide. 'Because of current events, our Hot Zone 4 semi-finalists will be judged by our expert scorers.' Expert events, or pitiful voting turnout? We'll let the viewer decide that. And we'll see if you agree or disagree with what happens on next week's show.