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| Q: How often should I rebuild my engine |
| A: you should ONLY rebuild your 4 cycle engines when the connecting rod can be seen clearly from 6 ft away or further. On a 2 cycle you should never need to rebuild those things last for ever. (always keep your engine clean using plenty of brake parts cleaner) |
| Q: I can't get my tires to hold air , how do I seal them properly? |
| A: You have a problem that isn't uncommon, what you're going to need to do this right will be : 2 cans brake parts cleaner,1 can of fixOflat, and 3 clean bath towels . After you break the tire down be sure to clean everything with brake parts cleaner(don't use the towels)Ok now you put the tire on the rim and stuff 2 towels inside the rim . Now you use compressed air to seat the bead on the rim , let the air back out of the tire , clean everything with brake parts cleaner. Fill the tire with FixOflat. Clean your valve stem and hands with brake parts cleaner. Use the 3rd towel to wipe your hands and face. You are done , if the tire does leak air the towells will act as an inner liner and you'll be able to finish your race . |
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| Q: Could Go-Kart Racing be considered a substitute for sex ? |
| A: Well thats a great question ! Both are considered fun , both could be considered a form of exercise , both could be considered challenging , and both could be considered hard work . I guess it all depends on how big a loser you really are ? I shouldn't have to waste my valuble time answering such a moronic question , but I will humor you with an answer . Who knows ,you might be young and stupid so I'll give you some wise advice . The answer is **** There is NO SUBSTITUTE FOR KART RACING !!!!!!!!!!!!! |
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| Q: My uderwear rides up while I race , is there help ? Please Help !!!!!!! |
| A: I don't know if this is the right forum for this question ,but I'll try to help 1st : clean your ass with brake parts cleaner 2nd: duct tape ALL edges of underwear to your body 3rd: spary inside of driving suit with Tri Flo 4th: do not take laxatives on race day If this doesn't help , borrow underwear from Jimmie Smith . He has plenty with the rear section missing |
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| Q: I have problems controling my bladder while racing ! |
| I have been wetting myself while racing for some time now , nothing I do seems to help . Can you help ? Please ! A: Three words ................... Zip Tie , Brake parts cleaner , and a condom always works for me Mr 2 cycle |
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| Q: I keep sticking motors , should I use something other than Wesson Oil in my fuel ? |
| A: Wesson oil is a great oil , although it doesn't hold a candle to Tri-Flo . I would suggest mixing a little more oil with your fuel and make sure to clean the measuring cup with Brake Parts cleaner (very Important) . You should also never use baby oil in your fuel mix , this could cause a whining from your engine. |
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