Handy Household Hints from the Pythons
1. How to Light A Fire.....by Terry Gilliam.

1. Gather together logs and other large pieces of wood
2. Cover with small twigs and pieces of kindling
3. Pour over quite a lot of Petrol, two or three pints should do it
4. Lean over fire
5. Light match

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Instant Eyebrow Removal.....by Terry Gilliam
A Higher Forehead in 30 Seconds or Your Money Back!.....by Terry Gilliam
Facial Exfoliation the Gilliam Way!