This is my second page devoted to anything and everything that we the fans of Mutant X find silly about or related to our favorite show. Now, I need your help to come up with some stuff to post on here. You can post anything as long as it isn't over a PG13 rating. I know but, I want children my niece's and nephew's age to be able to come in here and have as much fun reading these as we do. So, have fun and come up with some real funny stuff. Thank you, GryphonLady
GRYPHON'S LAIR
A Child Of Genomex's Realm
These sillies come from all the wonderful people off of the official Mutant X message board. I hope that you have fun reading them.
Things These Mutant X Characters Would Never Say:

Adam:
"Science sucks!", "I am one sexy mofo.", "Y'know, I never did like that Emma girl from day one.", "I am going to go back to working at Genomex.", "I don't what am I doing with the team, Emma, YOU take over!" "Reckless Emma was right. Lets all take out Genomex and put everyone there to sleep permenately."

Shalimar: "Why do I suddenly have the urge to play with a catnip stuffed mouse?", "I think I am going to quit Mutant X and become a librarian."

Eckhart: "Can't we all just get along?", "No I am not going to chase mutants anymore, I have a new job now-I'm taking up basketball.", "I love to play some football! Getting down and dirty is where it's at!", "Adam was right new mutants should be free."

Ruby: "Get in ma belly.", "I just love how it feels to have a sub-dermal governor implanted in my neck.", "I hate books and reading.", "I think that I prefer to be called a telepath instead of an esper. I don't want to sound sexy."

Jesse: "Aw heck, Brennan-I been meanin' to say this for a long time-I love you!" Brennan: "I feel the same way! Gimme a kiss handsome!"

Emma: "I want my mommy and daddy.", "I can't accept being a new mutant anymore."

Brennan: "I never really liked reading Walt Whitman.", "I think that I am gonna turn myself in to the cops.", "You want your batteries recharged? Get some jumper cables and do it yourself."
Mutant X does not belong to me. I am just borrowing it out of deep reverance and love. It belongs to MutantX.Net and copywrite 2002, Tribune Entertainment Co.
Mutant X Jokes:

Q: How many new mutants does it take to change a lightbulb?
A: None if they are feral, they can see in the dark.

Q: What is black and white and red all over?
A: Mason Eckhart after Mutant X saves the day yet again.

Q: What is so big that it can't fit in Mason Eckhart's head?
A: His ego.

Q: Why did Mason Eckhart cross the road?
A: So he could catch a new mutant.
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