| Ok. First a bit of back ground on this. At one point, during a promo at Starbucks, employees were asked to write a song about the 'Starbucks Card' and an 'Auto Reload' option it had. A co-worker of mine said that we should write a song that wasn't appropriate for Starbucks' use. Here is what I came up with. |
| Auto-Reload Rap |
| So your card's run out. Whatcha gonna do? If you ask me, your latte days are through. Now you ain't got no cash, but you need a caffeine fix. So you go out to Aurora to pull a few tricks. But the hoin', it be slowin', and you still ain't go no dough. When it comes to coffee addiction, man, you sure act like a pro. Now I see you there, still walkin' down that road. It's crystal clear you don't know how to auto reload. Just jump up on the web. Call on your telephone. Either way will get you into the zone. But you be playin' dumb like you don't really care. Uh oh, another hooker stole your trick right over there. You should have paid attention listened to what I said. Could be suckin' on a mocha not some other guy instead. So your mouth is all filled up and you can't even talk. Been on your knees so much, that you can hardly walk. It's a suck and fuck here, for a couple bucks there. But guess what my friend, you still ain't got nowhere. 1-800-Starbuc I tell you is the way Having auto reload could have saved your day. On a certain date or when it gets too low, Adds more cash to your card, so you don't have to ho. It's called auto reload you aught to check it out. It'll keep you off your knees. Of this there is no doubt. |
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