Hermione: What do you think make a good wizard, Harry?
Harry: (pondering) Hmmmmm
Someone who is a natural at Quidditch…
Announcer: And Harry Potter reaches for the snitch…!
Harry: Someone who can fight off ANY dragon… (*Harry holding dragon egg, minor fire)
Someone who has fought He-who-must-not-be-named and has killed him many times…(*Voldemort “melting” with hand print on his face)
And last but not least, someone who has brought Gryffindor their House Championship for 4 years running…
(*sparkle) Ta-dah!
Ron and Hermione: GASP
Harry: (chuckling) What??
Hermione: Sounds to me that someone has forgotten the real reasons for a good wizard.
Harry: And what are those?
Ron: Yeah… what are those?
(thinking)(blushing) besides being as cool and smart as Hermione…
Hermione: (proudly) As everyone knows… someone who is Hogwarts’ finest must…
Have perfect grades…
Solve any mystery… (It’s that one!)
Be able to make complex potions… (Harry as Goyle)
…and be able to do any spell
Harry: (laughing) Whatever, Hermione!
Ron: Uh… heh heh
Hermione: (perplexed) What’s so funny??
Ron: I’m not laughing… if that means anything…
Hermione: (relieved) Oh… thanks Ron… that means sooo much!
Ron: (head explodes like a volcano) (blushes)
Harry: (annoyed) What is going on here?
Hermione: (worried) Are you OK Ron?
Ron: (embarrassed)(chuckling) Yeah…
Hermione: (relieved) OK, that’s good.
Harry: MOVING ON…
So what makes a Weasley go great?
Ron: (pondering) Hmmmm
Hermione: You have a brother who is a prefect…
Harry: And 2 bothers who are great beaters…
Hermione: (admiring) And a brother who gets to work with dragons!
Ron: (sadly) Isn’t there anything good about me?
Hermione: (thinking)(blushing) I can think of a ton of things.
Harry: Uh… you have really cool red hair?
Ron: (sobbing) WAHHHH!
Hermione: Oh Ron! Don’t cry!
We’re all Hogwarts’ finest!
