"I want to fix that in my memory forever, Draco Malfoy, the amazing boucing ferret."
"You don't know how bizarre it is to see Goyle thinking."
"Why have you outlined all Lockhart's lessons in little hearts?"
"Yeah, Dumbledore's off his rocker, all right."
"Percy wouldn't recognize a joke if it danced naked in front of him wearing Dobby's tea cozy."
"Lockhart'll sign anything if it stands still long enough."
"You's better hope Creevy doesn't meet Ginny or they'll be starting a Harry Potter Fan Club."
"You know your mother Malfoy? That expression she's got, like she's dung under her nose? Has she always looked like that or was it just because you were with her?"
"Oh hurry up, I could eat a Hippogriff."
"Not the ruddy library again?"
"Why is everything I own rubbish?" awwwwwwww cutie!
"I can make that old bloke down there pick his nose again....... and again...... and again........"
"Because that's what Hermione does when in doubt, go to the library."
"I'll go stankers before I put that on."