| YOU MIGHT BE A RURAL FIREFIGHTER IF... * All your transmissions start with "breaker 1-9." * You spent more on lights and sirens to put in your car then you did on maintence for the past 3 years combined. * You have ever refered to a light bar as sexy. * Your volunteer department has 40 members and there are only 2 seperate last names on the roster. * You will get up and leave your wife/girlfriend in the middle of dinner at a restaurant. * When you respond to your station in the middle of the night and find it all quiet and no one is around, only to relize that the tones you heard were in your dreams. * Your Class A pumper gets waxed more than your wife's car. * You find yourself falling asleep leaning against a brass pole. * You have 2 turnout sets, one for nice outings and one for those really rough fires. * Your 18 month old daughter hears sirens and immediately says "Bye Daddy." * You've ever walked through a Christmas display and walked away with at least 3 new ideas for a light scheme for your personal vehicle. * You've ever taken a girl out in a pumper. * You show up at a fire with your hair in rollers (for the female firefighters!) * The family pet automatically clears the hallway when it hears tones going off. * Budwiser is on the mutual aid list. * You go out at midnight to make sure your vehicle is backed in, not pulled in the driveway so you can get out quicker. From the Lunatik's Fire and EMS Page You can visit this site from the LINKS page |