| RANK DEFINITIONS FOR FIREFIGHTERS Chief... * Leaps short buildings with a single bound * Is more powerful than a ladder truck * Is faster than a speeding bullet * Walks on water * Gives policy to God Deputy Chief... * Leaps short buildings with a single bound * Is more powerful than a pumper * Is just as fast as a speeding bullet * Walks on water if sea is calm * Talks with God Assistant Chief... * Leaps short buildings with a running start and favorable winds * Is almost as powerful as a pumper * Is faster than a speeding BB * Walks on water in indoor swimming pools * Talks with God if special request is approved Engineer... * Barely clears straw huts * Loses tug-of-war with pumpers * Can fire a speeding bullet * Swims well * Is occasionally addressed by God Captain... * Makes high marks on buildings when trying to leap them * Is run over by a pumper * Can sometimes handle a gun without inflicting self-injury * Dog paddles in swimming pools * Talks with animals Lieutenant... * Runs into buildings when trying to leap them * Recognizes pumpers two out of three times * Is not allowed to use guns * Can stay afloat if properly instructed in the use of a life jacket * Talks to walls Fire Fighter... * Lifts buildings and walks under them * Kicks fire engines and equipment out of the way * Catches speeding bullets in his teeth and eats them * Freezes water with a single glance * He is God From Internet Engine & Hose You can visit this site from the LINKS page |