By Rob Erskine
There's a question I would like to pose,
Are there bogeys up an elephant's nose?
The nose is very long and thick,
So there's lots of places they could stick,
To clean his nose would take much trouble,
You'd have to do it with a shovel,
Climb inside and dig away,
It would take the best part of a day,
Could it be done? No one knows,
So we'll leave the bogeys up the elephant's nose.
(C) Rob Erskine
By Luke Hollows
Farts can be smelly,
They clear entire rooms,
You get the short and silent ones,
And the imfamous one that looms,
Some are loud and deafening,
They rumble through the ground,
You feel them building up inside,
Then comes the familiar sound,
You get the farts that rush out,
And the bubbly messy ones,
But nothing feels nicer,
Than gas escaping your buns,
(c) Luke Hollows 2001
Boogers
By Luke Hollows
Boogers can be big
Some mushy or small,
I like to place my boogers
All over my bedroom wall
I arrange them all in patterns
And make them look all neat
Then after about a week
Their crusty enough to eat
(c) Luke Hollows 2001