There should be a union for us kids,
One that'll stand up and fight,
Against all the things people tell us to do,
A union for children's rights!
With a union behind us,
Things would be so cool,
We could stay up as long as we wanted,
And never go to school!
AARGGGGH! Oh my goodness where's my hair,
AARGGGH! I don't believe it, there's a bald patch there!
Grandad, you daft old fool, this I really must state,
It's about time you started going bald, you're almost ninety-eight!