Do you reckon I can get my toe up my nose?
I�ll give it a try,
Okay,
Here goes,
Oops, A mistake I�ve made,
You�d better call the Fire Brigade.
Friday 13th
It was late one Friday night,
The thirteenth was the date,
When a bogey crawled out of my nose,
And went and ate my mate.
The Coppers didn�t believe me,
They said I�d lunched upon my friend,
So here I rot doing time,
Until my days they end.
Wilbur the Screaming Winkie.
One day at the urinal,
As if in some kind of dream,
When I finished tinkling,
Wilbur, my winkie, began to scream,
Wilb, my mate, what's up? I asked,
Why are you giving me such lip,
Wilb replied, You blinkin' idiot, Grubby!
You've caught me in your zip!
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