~Mary Kay Ash
"If you scatter thorns, don't go barefoot"
~Italian Proverb
"power corrupts. Absolute power is kind of neat"
~John Lehman
"nothing takes the taste out of peanut butter quite like unrequited love"
~Charlie Brown
"I don't have to be careful. I've got a gun!"
~Homer Simpson
"should we have stayed home and thought of here?"
Elizabeth Bishop
"There are many things we would throw away, if we were not afraid that others might pick them up"
~Oscar Wilde~
"I smile because i have no idea what's going on"
~Anonymous~
Don't ask me questions right now, I'm grumpy and I'll probably make fun of you"
~Anonymous~
time is what keeps things from happening all at once"
~Anonymous~
"Sometimes you need to make a mess"
~Anonymous~
"i had a perfectly wonderful evening, but this wasn't it"
~Groucho Marx~
"On the other hand, you have different fingers"
~Jack Handley~
"Men occasionally stumble over the truth, but most just pick themselves up and hurry off as if nothing happened"
~WInston Churchhill
"Life isn't fari. It's just farier than death, that's all."
~William Goldman
"my nose makes it's own bubblegum"
~Ralph Wiggum
