The things on this page have been done to death, but we love them anyway and can't help laughing when we hear them. have fun!!
Not by the hairs on my Chinny Chin Chin!
People who live in glass houses shouldn't throw stones
Don't worry, be happy.
Not for all the tea in China.
It ain't over till it's over
curiousity killed the cat
be carfeul what you wish for
life is like a box of chocolates
Beauty is in the eye of the beholder
look before you leap
never pet a burning cat
don't take wooden nickels
Don't play with your food
Do what I do, not what I say
Slow and steady wins the race
If you can't stand the heat, stay out of the kitchen
Out of the frying pan, into the fire
the kettle calling the pot black
The difference between mastery and mediocrity is attention to detial.
Stupid is as stupid does
go home
Yo mama is so..