Writer's PAGE!!!!
Of course, being all talented, some of us are very dedicated fanfic writers (actually not really). Welll, it's just that some of us can actually be bothered to write fanfics. Here's a list of the people who write stuff and their progress:
Emmy a.k.a Emmy (original, eh?)
http://www.fanfiction.net/profile.php?userid=130446
Status: Five Epics *one complete, four incomplete*, one short story *complete* (tsk tsk, evil writer. always leaving her readers with cliffhangers)
Kat a.k.a AnGeL's PriDe
http://www.fanfiction.net/profile.php?userid=186445
Status: One Epic *incomplete* (doing very very well with the S/D!!!)
Rina a.k.a mandraco
http://www.fanfiction.net/profile.php?userid=113146
Status: Six short stories *all complete*, Four epics *somewhat incomplete... and I'm guessing a few of them always will remain incomplete*
Yannie a.k.a mistY AnGeL (and "mistee" in disguise)
http://www.fanfiction.net/profile.php?userid=8772 (mistY AnGeL)
http://www.fanfiction.net/profile.php?userid=277912 (mistee)
Status: Four Epics *two complete, two incomplete*, two short stories *complete*, one poem *complete*
Nessa a.k.a nessa (another original pen name)
http://www.fanfiction.net/profile.php?userid=187527
Status: NONE (You better write one soon!!! Nah... jkjk, we all know you're a dedicated reader!! or used to be...)
Manda
aka. person who doesn't actually have a fanfic.net account and is so picky about stories she reads that she rarely reviews
Status: This is all stuff that actually occurs, ie. evil emails i am particularly proud of or chats in which i win. Created through extreme annoyance or to piss off people that I don't know.