Sunday 6th March 2005

OOC NOTES: The Lengh of the matches I know arn't that good. But Hopfully thier all cool for you guys, things should be back to normal soon. Thanks Sarah (a.k.a Lars Numan)


Flashback >>> A Flash back from the last few weeks of Agression are shown, and then from the last PPV Extreme Rebirth. Twisto holds the Intercontinental Title in the air after his victory, Carl 'The Ikon' Towns is shown celebtaing after winning 'The Icon' Jason Blade, Megan Birch is shown walking happily up the ramp after defeating Katura. Starseed throws Shivers hand in the air after his victory. Alex Raines stands tiredly in the ring after DVD'ing 'The Animal' Scream and Lars Numan kisses Willow after winning the Kiss of Death match. The screen goes to black and thier is a heart beat sound as Attax runs to the ring and visciously attacks Lars Numan...... the Words UNITED CHAMPIONSHIP WRESTLING now comes along the bottom of the screen as Attax is seen walking back up the ring smirking. The Footage now of Lars attacking Attax on Agression with a steal chair. And Again the UCW Logo appears on the screen until it fades.

 

United Championship Wrestling presents Written in Blood, at the Pontiac Silver dome, Pontiac, Michigan.

The UCW logo Blasts onto the screen as various footage of UCW stars in action. Blood by Papa Roach begins to play in the background as UCW fans hoist their banners in the air.

I will forgive but I won't forget
And I hope you know you've lost my respect

You better watch out
If you don't know whats going on around you
You better think twice
Before you fry off the handle and lose it
You better join us
Before you get lost in the shuffle
You better rise against
The demons that are gonna try and hold you down

Does it run in your blood to betray the ones you love?
Does it run in your blood to betray the ones you love?
The ones you love, the ones you love, the ones you love

Cause I'm not a pawn for you to play in your fucking game
I've got dignity and I dream that I want to change
The pressure, your troubled and you let me down
I'm not deaf and all I hear is your empty promises

Does it run in your blood to betray the ones you love?
Does it run in your blood to betray the ones you love?
The ones you love, the ones you love, the ones you love

Does it run in your blood to betray the ones you love?
Does it run in your blood to betray the ones you love?

I will forgive but I won't forget
And I hope you know you've lost my respect

Does it run in your blood to betray the ones you love?
Does it run in your blood to betray the ones you love?

Tony Oakland: Welcome UCW to Written in Blood 2005, what a Night we have in store for you tonight.

Shazney Johnson: First up tonight we have the Cruiser Weight match, a 3 way dance for that Cruiser Weight Championship. Tony I am not biased but I think Megan has this match in the bag, I really hope she wins tonight. I watch her wrestle she makes me proud, jus’ like me in my Wrestling Days. Strong Wiled and smart. I love a Woman who is willing to put all Physical impossibilities a side and kick those Testosterone butts. …..

Tony Oakland: Shazney Johnson will you shut your feministic Lesbian Ass up!

Shazney Johnson: Oh what did yol’ just say Home boy, yol’ gonna die! Yol’ know that grave yard is just a head stones throw away from here…

Tony Oakland: Yeah what ever, now its time for the first match up the one we were just discussing.

Shazney Johnson: Yol’ wait until I tell Megan Birch what yol was implying a second ago, OOOOO’ she gonna put her boot up yol ass

Tony Oakland: I bet she will Shazney….

Shazney Johnson: Should be a pleasurable experience for yol, seen as yol take it up trap two any ways! HA HA HA

Tony Oakland: Oh ha ha ha ha Shazney, and I was beginning to think that you actually had a brain in that head of yours but it seems…… it is just air flying around in their.

Megan Birch Vs. Mad Dog Vs. Drake - 3 way Dance for Cruiser Weight Championship

"Necron 99" by SMP hits and the lights begin to flicker, the guitar hits and out walks Megan Birch, the fans boo slightly but she ignores them and focuses on the ring. She enters the ring and takes a mic.

Tony Oakland: I have to admit she looks focused, and she means business.

Megan Birch: Mad Dog… Drake I can’t wait to beat you any longer. Get the hell out here and fight like the men that you say you are!

Rollin by Limpbizkit now hit’s the arena and Mad Dog appears at the top of the ramp, she walks slowly and coolly down to the ramp being Boos as he passes the UCW fans. He also enters the ring as Mad Dog stares at Megan Birch, Megan stares back.

Shazney Johnson: Never take up a staring competition with a lady… you will not win!

Drake now makes his way to the ring with a few cheers, he enters the ring and all 3 await the ring bell. The Referee takes the Cruiser Weight Championship and holds it in the air.

Referee: Ok I want a clean match!

He signals the ring bell… Ding Ding! Mad Dog and Megan Birch lock up, Megan starts off with a headlock takedown, Drake low kicks Megan in the head as she gets to her feet. Drake makes a brutal attack on Megan consisting of right and left hands, finishing with a sweeping kick to knock Megan on her back. Mad Dog is now on his feet and steps up behind Drake for a backdrop, Mad Dog mud whole stomps Drake in the face and chest. Drake covers his face with his hands as the referee orders Mad Dog to stop. Mad Dog turns to his left to be hit with a Charging sphere from Megan Birch who begins to do a press and knuckle type attack on Mad Dog.

Shazney Johnson: Oooo this match is good!

Tony Oakland: All 3 competitors seem up for this match, I put my money on Mad Dog.

Shazney Johnson: So how much….$50 or $100?

Tony Oakland: why not make it $150.

Shazney Johnson: Agreed my money is on Megan Birch.

Tony Oakland: Well theirs a surprise…. And what a spine buster from Drake on Mad Dog. Megan and Drake now working together on Mad Dog, good old double teaming. As Drake Irish whips Mad Dog into the turnbuckle and now Drake is Irish whipping Megan Birch into Mad Dog and Megan birch at fool speed hit’s a diving cloth line on Mad Dog. Megan gets to her feet and……

Shazney Johnson: Whoooo I don’t know if Drake wanted a nose job but his nose deffinatly got pegged down slightly their. What a Super Side kick from Megan Birch I think Kikashi showed her that one Tony. That one was sent straight from Mr Miyagi through Megan, Damn it that had to hurt. Yol’ can see how Megan’s mind works, her only friends in UCW are those in Ikons Skool of wrestling.

Megan pushes Mad Dog from the turnbuckle, she quickly climbs the turnbuckle as Mad Dog gets to his feet. She stands up on the turnbuckle and hit’s a Huricanarana on Mad Dog who just watches Megan leap from the turnbuckle to his shoulders. Megan rolls Mad Dog into a pin.

Shazney Johnson: 1.….2.….. NO!

Tony Oakland: Mad Dog was lucky right then, Megan nearly got the three count right their! He was almost outta here.

Megan Birch has words with the referee claiming it was a 3 count, after realising that arguing will be no good she throws her arms in the air and turns away.

Tony Oakland: Megan Birch just walked in it then, Infact she’s walked straight into a F1. And Drake just slams her down on the mat like a sack of patatos

Shazney Johnson: That guy has no respects for a lady or for himself.

Tony Oakland: Thier is a saying sugar lips, If you wanna fight like a man you gotta get treated like a man!

Mad Dog gets to his feet and scurries over to Drake, Mad Dog locks on a sleeper hold the referee checks that Drake is still consious. Drake on the third count shows sighns of life and manages to wriggle his way out of the hold and push Mad Dog in the ropes.

Shazney Johnson: Nice Integrety thier by Drake, Cross Face..... Cross Face

Tony Oakland: That was damn quick thinking by Megan Birch, Drake gets to his feet and hes put back down again! Megan keeps the 'Crippler' Cross Face locked on, she shows no sighns of realeasing the hold. And Mad Dog just stands and watches Megan rip the entire left side of Drake.

Shazney Johnson: Drake wants to tap Tony.... Drake has tapped Tony.

Tony Oakland: Drake is outta here!

Shazney Johnson: Damn it thats how you do it Bitch, you show those guys!

Eliminated: Drake

Mad Dog and Megan Birch stare each other down, before locking up. Megan knee's Mad Dog in the gut a few times before taking his head and slamming him back first onto the mat. Megan Birch takes the left knee of Mad Dog and mud hole stomps, the referee screams at her to stop but she carries on the ref begins to count to 3, 1...2... Megan stops Mudhole stomping the knee of Mad Dog but does not quit on the knee with a leglock. Megan now pulls Mad Dog to his feet, and scoop slams him to the mat.

Shazney Johnson: Megan can taste that gold already! Now with body splash on Mad Dog, Megans completely in control of this one.

Tony Oakland: I hate to say it but its the truth, Megan Irish whipping Mad Dog into the turnbuckle. She now hangs him in reverse, and now shes walking away what as she got up her sleeve, she turns and looks at Mad Dog once more. She runs up to Mad Dog and OHH MY GOD! Does Mad Dog have a head left on those shoulders..... What a sliding drop kick from Megan Birch. You have to admire her tonight, you really do!

Shazney Johnson: Like I said shes like me, Megan lifts Mad Dog in the air and sits him on the turnbuckle. She is now taking it up top with a super back...drop. Damn what a Super backdrop that was, but Mad Dog some hoe some way manages to get to his feet but now Megan with HALF AND HALF SUPLEX!

Tony Oakland: Does she pin.... NO!

Shazney Johnson: Oh hell no make the Bastard Tap, how good that would sound Megan Birch made 2 grown men tap! And Megan Birch again goes for 'Crippler' Cross Face, and for all the people out thierv who have never been on the recieving end of this horrible submission move. It deffintaly is a Crippler!

Tony Oakland: Didn't Mad Dog tap them, the referee didn't see that Mad Dog just tapped. And Mad Dog fraticly Taps the mat.

Shazney Johnson: Yes Bitch, Yes! That showed them!

The Referee hands over the UCW Cruiser Weight Champion, and holds Megans hand in the air. Megan climbes a turnbuckle and holds the title in the air, she looks at it a few times before jumping down and walking up the ramp to the backstage area.

Winner by Submission: Megan Birch

Match Lengh: 30 Minutes

 

 

 

 

 

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Hardcore Title Match - Ronin Vs. Shiva Vs. Shiver Vs. The Animal Scream Vs. The Messiah - 5 Man Elimination Hardcore match

 

All 5 men stand in the ring awaiting the Referee to signal for the bell, the Referee holds the hardcore title in the air for the whole arena to see. Ding Ding. 'The Anima' Scream hits a Big Boot on Messiah who charges at him. Shiva and Ronin Lock up as does Shiver and 'The Animal' Scream. Shiva out Muscles Ronin and manages to hit a Knee to face on Ronin. Shiva heads out side the ring straight away and begins to throw various weapons into the ring. He re-enters the ring with a steel chair and smashes it over the head of 'The Animal' Scream, 'The Animal' Scream turns to look at Shiva no damage seems to have been done. Shiva backs off but gathers some more guts and attempts to throw another chair shot at 'The Animal' Scream. 'The Animal' Scream simply throws his hand out and knocks the chair from the hands of Shiva onto the Mat, Shiva is Saved by Messiah who literally stabs a chair into the knee of 'The Animal' Scream.

Shazney Johnson: And now begins the HARDKORE match up, Shiver and Ronin are brawling it out over a crowbar. Ronin is the stronger of the two and Shiver gets a mouth of metal, you know people who don't follow Wrestling say that this is all put up, the moves arn't real. People you can't fake being hit in the mouth with a Crowbar. You can't fake jumping 40ft from a cage or a ladder. And that thier was a good example as Messiah takes 'The Animal' Scream out side the ring.

Tony Oakland: Good point thier Shaz as Messiah tastes the steps, and 'The Anima' Scream now constantly bashing the head of Messiah on the steps. And remember thier are no rules and his head still bounces off of the steps. The only rule is you have to stay in the arena, you can't go backstage.

Shazney Johnson: What a Reversal by Messiah, he manages to stop his head bashing off of that metal with his fore arms and returns the favour to Mr Scream. Back in the ring Shiva has Ronin laid out on a table, Shiva too climbes the the table and pulls Ronin to his feet by his hair.

Tony Oakland: DESCENT INTO DARKNESS! Ronin says night night!

Shazney Johnson: 1....2.....3

ELIMINATED: Ronin

The Animal Scream Irish whips Messiah into the side fencing, he then charges at Messiah who sticks is foot up. The Animal Scream gets a mouth full of Messiahs foot, Messiah hits a swinging DDT on The Animal scream who's head bounces off of the side fencing. Back in the ring Shiva and Shiva lock up.

Shazney Johnson: That was a mean ass Swinging DDT from Messiah. And now Shiva gains the upper hand on Shiver and Shiver finds him self DDt'd onto a steel chair. Shiver bounces off of the chair and Shiva places the crippled chair on the body of the limp Shiver. Shiva heads up top, and hits a frog splash. Shiver now in pain that words can not describe rolls out of the ring in safety.

Tony Oakland: I have to say Shiver does not look to good, as The Animal scream re-enters the ring after beating the living day light out of Messiah with The Hardcore title, Shiva stawks The Animal Scream who is focused on Messiah at the minuit. Shiva takes a sledge Hammer from the mat and sneaks up on Scream before cholking the living day light out of him. That is cruel by Shiva, and Scream I think hes going ti be sleeping like a baby if Shiva doesn't realese him.

Shazney Johnson: And Shiva does but Scream looks in bad nick, and else were Shiver is rolled into the ring via Messiah who leaves Shivers head hanging out of the ring. Messiah takes a chair and bashes it over the head of Shiver who now has a busted nose. And thats the first blood of Written in blood.

Tony Oakland: And it looks like Messiah is setting Shiver up for the 45MM! Damn that must of felt good for Messiah! 1...2...3

Eliminated: Shiver

Shazney Johnson: And Shiva now with a pin on 'The Animal' Scream, 1........2....... KICK OUT! How.... wait Messiah jumps on 'The Animal' Scream and the referee again begins to count, this is surely cheating. 1...2....3

ELIMINATED: 'THE ANIMAL' SCREAM

Messiah and Shiva circle the ring staring at each other constatntly, Shiva jumps at Messiah pulling him to the floor punching Messiah in the face constantly, Messiah rolls Shiva over and does the same. Both men get to thier feet, and Shiva Irish whips Messiah into the ropes he then hits a spine buster. Shiva takes a table from the ring and sets it up, he also takes a table from the outside area and places it on top of the first table. Messia gets to his feet and kicks Shiva in the back and then follows up with a backdrop, Messia smiles evily at the camera as he exits the ring and takes a table from underneath the canvas and sets this one up just in front of the other too. Shiva is now on his feet and catches Meesiah unawares and suplexes him through the first table.

Tony Oakland: It looks like we have a stair way here, what sick thoughts are going through Shivas mind, he now places a ladder ontop of the two tables and Irish whips Messiah into the turnbuckle and now, he climbes the turnbuckle taking Messiah with him, what sicksness is he creating now. The Whole arena stands on thier feet, as Messiah is forced to stand on the top rope with Shiva who, I don't think he knows what he wnats to do.

Shazney Johnson: SUPERPLEX! ONTO THAT LADDER, the tables havn't moved the ladder took the full force, and Shiva scraps the ladder and he lifts Messiah to his feet and WHAT A POWERBOME THROUGH TWO TABLES!

Tony Oakland: I don't think Shiva has done, he just exited the ring and he returns with a baseball bat and a long metal chain. Shiva beats the living day light out of Messiah with the bat, and that ring is now cover of blood and that is the blood of Messiah, Shiva says Fuck the chain he can't wait for that gold. He pins 1...2....3!

Shiva throws his arms in the air as he is handed the title, he heads backstage. He reaches the top of the ramp all of a sudden thier is a flash of light as the 70ft frame of Mad Dawg from ACW appears from no were and begins to attac Shiva with a chair, Shiva drops his title and trys to fight back. But a very strong chair shot from the big guy knocks Shiva to the ground. Mad Dawg lifts Shiva to his feet and then lifts him in the air onto his shoulders. Mad Dawg hits some kind of a Pump Hnadle slam on hiva before again lifting him to his feet.

Shazney Johnson: How did he get here Tony? Hes beating the living day lights out of Shiva, hes laying down some chops now, and Mad Dawg looks at that ladder, he looks at Shiva and again looks at the ladder. Mad Dawg that ladder has already taken a beating tonight!

Tony Oakland: He lifts shiva into the air APOCALYPSE ONTO THE LADDER. First the back of Shiva our new Hardcore Champion and NOW THE FACE. SHIVA IS OUT COLD SHAZNEY!

Shazney Johnson: And the Paramedics are heading ring side as the whole of the refereeing team restrain Mad Dawg, that was the biggest Fuck you UCW I have ever seen. Shiva wen't to ACW and caused Riot over thier and now ACW have come to UCW! I think this may be game on join us after this commercial.

Winner by Pinfall: Shiva

Match Lengh: 45mins

 

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Intercontinental Championship Match - Alex Raines Vs. Twisto - Falls count anywhere for Intercontinental Championship

"Totalimmortal" by AFI hits and out walks Twisto he scratches his head as he begins to sneak to the ring, he then runs and slides into the ring, he throws his arms in the air and awaits Alex Raines. 'Superstar by Saliva now hits the arena as Alex Raines now makes his way to the ring. He enters the ring as both men lock up, the referee signals the bell as Twiso hits a backdrop on Alex Raines followed by a elbow to the gut. Alex Raines gets back to his feet and is met by a super kick, Twisto hits a DDT.

Shazney Johnson: Twisto now heading up top for a Moonsault but thats to early on in the match Twisto, Raines simply rolls out of the way and sneaks a mud hole stomp onto the back of Twisto as he gets to his feet. Alex Raines gets Twisto into a headlock position but Twisto with a elbow to the gut and now some chops to the chest.

Tony Oakland: Twisto forces Alex Raines into the corner and now we have a 10 count punh.

1..2..3..4..5..6..7..8..9..10

Shazney Johnson: Twisto steps down as Alex Raines falls off of the turnbuckle onto the mat face first. Twisto with a camel Clutch and Twisto pushes the face of Raines onto the mat as again Twisto climbes the turnbuckle, Alex Raines gets to his feet and is met by a Cross Body and a pin 1...2 Raines kicks out.

Tony Oakland: Twisto with a German Suplex Combination, and corkscrew leg drop and now a falkon arrow. and another pin 1.... Raines again kicks out. As Twisto with a chin lock is forced to realease the hold.

Shazney Johnson: Now a Lou Thesz Press and Twisto dominating this match, as Alex Raines still shows some sighns of movement and he slowly but surely gets to his feet. But like always Twisto always ready with somthing to put him back on the deck with in this case Insiguri Kick. Twisto takes a few steps back as again still Alex Raines gets to his feet and Twisto with a Springboard Hurricanranna!

Tony Oakland: Like you said Shaz Twisto in control of this match, and now a Tornado Punch followed by a Tornado DDT and Twisto begins to choke Raines but the referee demanding Twisto to stop and he does do. And now a Senton Bomb from the top rope, which Twisto only just connected with. Twisto pulling Raines to his feet and Raines fighting back with some jabs. Raines gets Twisto into a power bomb position but Twisto holds on. Twisto in mid air, tring to save his skin by jabbing the head of Raines.

Shazney Johnson: Hes escaped, and now FISHERMANS BUSTER! He rolls him up 1...2.....3!

Twisto is handed his IC Championship as he celebrates and makes his way backstage.

Winner by Pinfall: Twisto

Match Duration: 15 minutes

 


Backstage Segment with Lars Numan

Tania Cummings stands backstage waiting for some one to interview, Fatal and Kikashi walk past Tania.

Tania Cummings: Hi Fatal can you answer a few questions for me......

Fatal: Hey Fool can't you see that me and my dogg are on our way to the ring for our match to win our titles. Now Sugar Thighs you can hold your Exitement for..... Later can't you?

Fatal begins to Smell Tania's hair, as Tania begins to back off. Fatal walks away . Tania looks stunned but disgusted at Fatal.

Tania Cummings: I'm going to have a BF!

A English Voice is heard.

Willow Numan: No Don't have a Bitch Fit!

Tania looks behind her to see Willow ans Lars Numan, she smiles and walks over to them.

Tania Cummings: Hey Lars, how do you feel about the match tonight, the number one contendership for Your Title.

Lars Numan: Tania... Cummings I really don't care who wins tonight, I have no respect for either Men. I had respect for Mr Towns until he showed me he was just like every one else in UCW. You know Ikon has this view that he and only he has spent a huge amount of time in the Wrestling Buisness. Well my 13 may not be as long as his 17 but its still a huge amount of time. Ikon if looks could kill we'd all be dead for all the wrong reason because Mr Teacher it would be the only time you would be dangerous. Tania I think that Ikon will win tonight, unlike any of these people in UCW I have battled it out with Attax on at least 5 occaiosion in different Wrestling Buisnesses, and I know that his head over weighs his own abilitities. He has a great talent but unfurtunatly his head becomes to far to big for his great talent, this is why Attax will lose tonight I know he will!

Lars and Willow stride off as Tania watches them into the distance cameras cut to the ring.

 

The Urban Hit Squad Vs. The Outbreak - Tag Team Match for Tag Team Titles

When Cameras return to the ring, the Referee is holding both Tag Titles in the air he places them outside the ring and Signals the bell.

Tony Oakland: Fatal and Madd starts us off tonight, as Fatal and Madd lock up and Fatal using those long legs of his to his advantage with some knee strikes. followed by a Irish whip into the ropes followed by some more Knee strikes. You know you have to think, Madd isn't the quickest of guys out thier. And he will standing in the ring with a Martial Arts God.......

Shazney Johnson: What a Big boot to the face that was from Fatal as he literally drags him to his feet Via his pants, and then charges him into the turnbuckle shoulder first. The Urban Hit Squad very much in control write now Tony.

Tony Oakland: That was a smart move, he tags in Kikashi while he has Madd in thier corner. Kikashi as expected unleashes some quick and crisp kicks to the mid section, followed by a heel kick to the head.

Shazney Johnson: You know Tony before I fucked my back up, I was a MA styled wrestler. I used to practice the Martial Art of Tae-Kwon-Do I had my 4th Dan Black Belt man I did that since I was 7 years old I miss it more then Wrestling. As Kikashi attacks with a open palmed striked to the chin, followed by a jumping spinning heel kick to the head. Madd now alittle dazed as Kikashi takes a step back and executes one hell of a side kick to the ribs.

Tony Oakland: Its a wounder madd can breath right now, it sounded like his ribs were broke in half. Madd scurries across the mat to tap in Blade. Who hits the mat thanks to a right hand strike and another right hand strike. But Jason Blade keeps getting up as Kikashi takes a clothes line but sweeps Jason Blade off os his feet and now a leg drop on Jason Blade.

Shazney Johnson: The Urban Hitsquad so in control of this one, as Kikashi tags in Fatal and Fatal drags Blade to his feet for a scoop slam followed by a elbow drop. Blade gets to his feet rather quickly and now Fatal with a Russian Leg sweep followed up by a face lock, the ref counts to 3 and Fatal realeses the hold. Now leg lock again the ref counts to 3 and Fatal realeases. Blade gets back to his feet and Fatal with a headbutt followed by a half sunner and fatal tags in Kikashi.

Tony Oakland: And blade suprisigly tags in Mad, who goes for a clothesline but Kikashi ducks and hits a very very sweet side kick right onto the jaw of Mad who falls to the floor. Kikashi heads up top as Mad gets to his feet and what a Over Tower from Kikashi.

Shazney Johnson: Mad gets straight to his feet but is met by a cross body Kikashi goes for a cover 1...2.... KICK OUT. Mad gets to his feet and hits a Northern Lights suplex on Kikashi he too covers 1...2.. Kick Out. Man that just got heated.

Tony Oakland: It still is intresting Kikashi and Madd doing alot of pushing and shoving in the ring, Madd pushes Kikashi over and Fatal enters the ring with a big boot to the face of Madd. And now Blade enters the ring and starts one hell of an attack on Kikashi.

Shazney Johnson: You know thats wimpish by Blade, go for the man thats all ready down!

Tony Oakland: The Referee sorts things out, and Kikashi is back to his feet. Both Madd and Kikashi lock up again, as mad locks Kikashi into a arm lock but Kikashi reverses some elbows to the gut and now another Russian Leg Sweep and a Boston Crab. Mad lays helplessly in pain on the mat as Kikashi tags in Fatal. I think thats the key to thier Sucsess how many tags have The Urban Hitsquad made to day compared to The Outbreak?

Shazney Johnson: And Fatal with a side hardways suplex Man what a move. Thiers still life in madd as he tags in Blade who takes a Gut Buster and now COMPTON CRUSH! He pins 1...2...3! WE HAVE OUR NEW TAG TEAMS CHAMPIONS!

Kikashi and Fatal Celebrate in the ring with thier newly won Tag Titles

Winners by Pinfall: The Urban Hitsquad

Match Duration: 20 minutes

 

 

 

 

Number One Contendership for Undisputed Championship -

Attax Vs. Carl ‘Ikon’ Towns

Special Guest Referee: Willow Numan


The first dull chimes of the Church bell ring out around the arena as "Time Is Running Out" begins to play out over the arena's sound system. Boo's ring out around the arena as Attax walks out to stand at the top of the ramp way looking over the crowd. The boo's continue as the muscular specimen walks down to the ring and walks up the ring steps.

Shazney Johnson: And here we are the main event of Written in Blood.

He enters the ring. He stands in the centre of the ring looking around at the fans.

Tony Oakland: Attax looking at the fans now as he awaits Carl 'The Ikon' Towns. A legend in the wrestling ring.

The lights go out as "KOOLER THAN JESUS" is shouted over the PA. Fireworks hit as "Kooler than Jesus" by TKK kicks in and Ikon walks out. The fans boo as he makes his way tot he ring. Once inside he poses at the corner and revels in the jeers of "terrible Lie" by Schulz and Esch hits. "Don't take it away from me..." the
beat stops and we hear "Why are you doign this to me?" Towns walks out and starts to the rign than pause son the armp. the guitars hit and the fireworks explode to a chorus of boos. he makes his way up the steps and hands off his coat. 'Swansong for a Raven' now hits as Willow Numan stands at the top of the ram, she stands thier for while taking in the whistles of the arena, she hold her hand to her left as Lars Numan with the Undisputed Title appears from behind the curtain. They walk to the ring slowly talking amongst them selves. Lars Kisses Willow on the cheek as Willow enters the ring Lars sits with Tony Oakland and Shazney Johnson.

Shazney Johnson: Lars are you allowed out here?

Lars Numan: I don't know Shaz is Attax allowed to be so Hetrasexual, in a sport made for men?

Tony Oakland: Lars why are you down here?

Lars Numan: Tony my wife stads in that ring with 2 men I can't stand the site of, do you think for one second I would allow my wife to walk her self to the ring with a Gorilla and a Mr Men?

The bell rings as both men lock up, Attax takes a kick to the gut followed by a knee smash. Ikon lifts attax to his feet by his pants and hits a Brain Buster. Attax gets to his feet attempting to fight back, Ikon hits a German Suplex and then a Mud hole stomp to the head.

Lars Numan: This is what I was telling you earlier on, Attax has been put to the top straight away and he lost his head against Ikon

Tony Oakland: Well you have to admit it Lars, Ikon is a great wrestler!

Lars Numan: Yeah hes a great wrestler, he needs to be more modest and understand that maybe thier are people out thier who have spent longer then him in this game. Like for instance Bomber, our very own interviwerer.

Shazney Johnson: What a flying head scissors from Ikon thier, and he locks on the Achilies lock but Attax gets to the ropes for a rope break. Attax gets to his feet as he limps slighly on his left leg. Ikon now with a T-BONE SUPLEX, that was sent straight from hell. That was nasty!

Tony Oakland: Ikon goes for a quick pin 1....2..... Attax kicks out. And Ikon not happy with the counting.

Lars Numan: You know if that man spits in Willows face once more, he will be what was a Ikon and not The Ikon.

Shazney Johnson: Can you see Tony this man here knows how to treat a lady, as Attax is hit with a Gut Wrench and now Ikon with a STF, Attax is fighting the hold. Willow asks him if he wants to quit, if he wants to tap. But Willow notices a rope break and she calls off the hold. Ikon lifting Attax to his feet again, slowing him down with some knee strikes to the gut, Ikon Irish whips Attax into the ropes and now a Samoan Drop from Ikon. But Attax still gets up as Ikon follows through with a shoulder barge and then a press and knuckle, followed by a leg drop. Ikon now gets to his feet as he has that look of insanity in his eye.

Lars Numan: Look at that ACW Scum Bag, and ACW came round here and attack poor Shiva after he had won the UCW Hardcore Championship.

Tony Oakland: So are you happy with all the winners tonight?

Lars Numan: I think all the people that have won so far tonight, deserve to win even though Megan Birch is ACW. I admire her wrestling skill I know how hard it is for a woman to break through the walls of Wrestling. Willow was a very sucessful Wrestler and then she took a serious knock and Doctors warned her not to wrestle. So I was happy to see Megan win her match, Shiva well were in line I am glad he won but I would liek to of seen Scream do better. When he first came to UCW I saw talent in him, but hes proved me wrong.

Shazney Johnson: Attax with a come back, what a Power Bomb from attax he pins. Wait.... Wait Megan Birch shes on the canvas, Attax hes got 5 count 6 7 8 9 he un hooks the leg of Ikon, to find out whats going on. Megan drops off of the canvas and Willow turns around to continue with the match and Attax is staring down Willow. Attax pushes Willow and Willow pushes attax. Thats no way to treat a lady or a referee, and Lars knows that he jumps off os his seat as Attax backs Willow into the turnbuckle and smacks her around the face.

Tony Oakland: That was more like a bitch slap, some how I think the pope could do better then that. Lars with a chair shot over the back of attax, Las beating the blue hell out of Attax on that mat as Ikon begins to get to his feet, Lars still beating the shit out of Attax, Shazney I think Lars has lost it. Now with mud hole stomps to the chest and face, Lars placing the chair on the mat lifting Attax in the air.... TOXIC TEAR-UP!

Shazney Johnson: Don't touch Willow people you will be killed! As Lars throws the chair out of the ring and Megan Birch disposes of the chair as Lars leaves the ring, I think Attax has gone night night. Ikon climbes up the turnbuckle and hits a Moonsault and pins. This time Willow counts 1...2...3!

Ikon rolls out of the ring and he walks up the ring with Megan Birch, alittle unsure as to why Lars Numan attacked Attax, both Lars and Ikon stare each other down. The cameras go off air.

Winner by pinfall: Carl 'The Ikon' Towns

Match Durations: 50 mins

 

 



 

 

 

 

 

 




 

 

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